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Clips from Seinfeld - The Finale (S09E09)

"- He wants to talk about Jerry? - He wants to talk about Jerry."
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"- Jerry. - Jerry."
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"- Can I go like this? - Sure."
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"- Forget it. - I won't feel like a writer."
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"Water."
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"Need some water."
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"Water here."
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"I will not blow this."
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"- It doesn't have to be. - He might not want nothing."
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"Something, nothing. I could care less."
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"He might want a show about everything."
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"Anything. Everything. Something. Nothing. Who the hell cares?"
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"- Put me down. I'm down. - All right."
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"- Magic time. - What?"
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"Mr. Kimbrough."
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"- Hey, Jerry. - Hello."
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"- How you been? - Good. You remember George."
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"- George, good to see you. - Hello, Stu."
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"You remember Jay Crespi."
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"Jay Crespi. I'm gonna forget Jay Crespi, huh?"
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"- This is James Kimbrough. - Nice to meet you."
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"- Thanks for coming in. - Kimbrough."
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"- Don't spell. - K-I-M-B-R-O-U-G-H."
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"- That's right. - Yeah. It's a talent I have."
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"Why don't we sit down? I'm glad you're here."
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"It's crisp."
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"It's Crespi-crisp."
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"Shut up, George."
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"Can I get you anything?"
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"What do we have in the fruit department?"
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"Pineapple."
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"That's a dangerous fruit. It's like a weapon, that thing."
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"Got spikes on the end. Get killed from one of those things."
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"Anyway, let me tell you why I called."
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"When I took over here, I reviewed what was in development..."
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"...and it was pretty much same old."
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"Been there, done that."
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"Right. I was looking for something different. Something that would have..."
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"- ...people talking at the water coolers. - Water coolers?"
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"We call it a water-cooler show."
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"Because the next day, people gather around the water coolers..."
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"...to talk about it, right?"
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"I would think people would talk about it at the coffee machines."
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"...than coffee-machine show."
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"It's really not accurate."
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"Nobody drinks from a water cooler anymore, they use bottles."
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"Anyway, Stu here started telling me about a show, Jerry..."
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"...that he developed five years ago."
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"I have always loved it."
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"He said it was a show about nothing."
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"So I saw the pilot, and I've gotta tell you..."
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"...I flipped out."
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"He totally flipped out."
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"What I wanna do is put it on the air. Thirteen episode commitment."
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"Start it off on Wednesday night, build an audience."
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"He's a little off-the-wall."
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"- Oh, yeah, off-the-wall. - Kramer."
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"And Elaine, I wouldn't mind seeing something happening between you."
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"- Definitely. - I tell you, I-"
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"I really don't think so-called relationship humor..."
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"...is what this show's all about."
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"Or we can not do the show altogether. How about that?"
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"Or we could get them together."
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"Jill. Hi, it's Elaine."
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"Indoors."
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"Well- Well, I was just calling to see how your fath-"
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"I'm sorry, I'm getting another call. Hang on just a second."
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"- Hello. - Hi, Elaine, it's me."
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"- I'm on the other line. - This is an emergency."
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"Get off the phone."
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"I'm sorry, Jill."
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"I'm gonna have to take this call."
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"Jerry, what's the emergency?"
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"Jerry's back on, the TV show."
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"George and I are moving to California."
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"That's the emergency?"
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"Jill? Well, why didn't you say so?"
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"You said it was an emergency."
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"So now she's lost a phone face-off?"
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"That's even worse than your cell phone walk-and-talk."
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"Congratulations. They're doing the show."
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"They should have put that show on five years ago."
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"Bunch of idiots at that network."
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"Can I tell you something, Jerry?"
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"It's all crap on TV."
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"The only thing I watch is Xena: The Warrior Princess."
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"She must be about 6'6."
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"She's not 6'6."
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"- Jerry, you ever watch that? - Yeah, it's pretty good."
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"They picked up the show?"
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"I'm moving to California."
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"Oh, baby doll, this kid's going places. I told you."
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"The NBC guy liked it?"
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"- Of course he liked it. - He told you he liked it?"
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"He wouldn't put it on if he didn't like it."
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"Well, what are you doing?"
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"- I'm writing. - You know how to write?"
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"Since when do you know how to write?"
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"- I never saw you write anything. - Ma."
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"I don't know how you're gonna write all those shows."
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"And where are you gonna get all the ideas?"
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"Would you leave him alone? You'll shatter his confidence."
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"Nothing, please. I'll tell you the truth."
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"The whole thing sounds pretty stupid to me."
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"NBC is letting me use their private jet?"
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"And I can go anywhere I want?"
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"That is fantastic."
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"Thanks. Yeah."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Hey. How was the beach?"
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"You missed it, buddy. Lot of femeninas."
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"Some major femeninas."
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"Had a little meeting today at NBC."
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"What are you doing?"
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"You know, I went swimming. I can't get this water out of my ear."
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"So do you remember five years ago, we did that pilot, Jerry?"
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"You're moving to California?"
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"Yeah, but only for a while."
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"You could be out there for years."
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