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Clips from Seinfeld - The Finale (S09E09)

"You might never come back."
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"- No, I'll be back. - Jerry, it's L.A."
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"Nobody leaves."
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"She's a seductress, she's a siren, she's a virgin..."
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"...she's a whore."
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"And my agent said as a bonus I can use their private jet."
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"So we'll all go somewhere, the four of us."
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"- So we can go anywhere we want? - Go anywhere."
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"- Why are they doing this? - I think they wanna make it up to us..."
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"...because they let this sit on their shelf for years."
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"This is all very exciting."
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"So where we going?"
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"Well, I say Japan."
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"- Why Japan? - Oh, geishas."
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"You know, they cater to your every whim."
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"They're shy at first, but they're quite skilled at conversation."
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"They can discuss anything, from world affairs to the fine art of fishing."
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"Or baking."
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"I got it. How about Russia?"
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"Russia. It's so bleak."
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"It's not bleak."
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"You can't be bleak in spring."
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"If you're bleak, you're bleak."
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"What about Switzerland?"
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"Switzerland. The von Trapp family, huh?"
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"It's a bit hilly. No?"
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"You're not gonna do any walking."
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"What if I wanna walk around a little?"
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"So then you'll walk down the hill and we'll pick you up."
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"- What if I'm at the bottom? - You know what, forget it."
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"All right, come on. Come on now, people."
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"Let's face it. We're not all gonna agree on anything."
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"Why don't we just all go to Paris?"
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"I'll go to Paris."
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"- Me too. - Yeah."
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"We're going to Paris."
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"Yeah!"
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"Hey. NBC limo is downstairs."
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"I'm just gonna call Jill one more time before we go."
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"Elaine, you can't make a call like that on your way out."
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"Well, I can't call from the limo. Can I call from the plane?"
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"First you make a cell phone walk-and-talk..."
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"...then she loses a call waiting face-off..."
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"...now you're talking about a plane call?"
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"All right, I'll just have to call her from Paris."
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"Hello, Jerry."
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"Hello, Newman. What gives?"
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"I was speaking earlier with Kramer..."
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"...and he mentioned something about a private jet to Paris."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"Well, I hear it's quite beautiful there this time of year..."
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"...and you know I'm one-quarter French."
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"- Really? - Oh, yes."
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"In fact, I still have family there."
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"This probably won't interest you..."
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"...but I have a cousin there who's suffering very badly."
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"She can only communicate by blinking."
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"I would so love to see her."
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"Bring a ray of sunshine into her tragic life."
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"But, alas, I can't afford it."
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"For I am, as you know, but a simple postal worker."
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"- That's a shame. - Take me! Take me!"
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"Pull yourself together. You're making me sick."
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"Be a man."
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"All right."
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"But hear me and hear me well."
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"Mark my words, Seinfeld."
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"When an evil wind will blow through your little play world..."
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"...and wipe that smug smile off your face."
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"And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching."
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"Watching as it all comes crumbling down."
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"- We'll just grab the bags. - Don't worry about that."
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"- We'll take care of them for you. - Just keeps getting better and better."
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"The only way to fly."
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"This is it?"
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"I'm sorry, I have to say, I'm a little disappointed."
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"I thought it would be a lot nicer."
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"You think this is the plane that Ted Danson gets?"
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"Ted Danson is not even on the network anymore."
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"I bet when they gave him a plane, it was a lot nicer than this."
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"Will you shut up?"
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"This is a real piece of junk."
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"- Will you turn around? - Why?"
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"You are annoying me sitting like that."
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"- It's effeminate to sit like this? - Yes."
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"I think it's a little effeminate."
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"How is this effeminate?"
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"I don't know. It just is."
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"- What are you doing? - You still got water in your ear?"
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"I can't get rid of it. Maybe it leaked inside my brain."
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"I gotta get it out. I can't take this anymore."
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"Kramer, don't be fooling around up here."
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"What is that?"
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"- What is that noise? - Kramer, what the hell did you do?"
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"I lost my balance."
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"What's going on?"
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"- Kramer! - It was an accident!"
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"I told you to stop with the hopping!"
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"We're gonna die."
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"I told you God wouldn't let me be successful."
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"Is this it? Is this how it ends?"
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"It can't. It can't end like this."
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"I'm ready. I'm ready."
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"- Jerry? Jerry, can you hear me? - Yeah."
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"- There's something I have to tell you. - What? What is it?"
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"- I cheated in the contest. - What?"
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"- The contest, I cheated. - Why?"
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"Because I'm a cheater!"
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"I had to tell you."
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"Great, I won."
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"Elaine, I've got something I wanna say to you."
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"- No, no. Me first. - All right."
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"Jerry, I've always-"
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"We're straightening out."
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"- We're straightening out. - We're straightening out."
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"- We're straightening out. - Yeah!"
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"Well, again, sorry about that little mishap."
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"Once we get everything checked, shouldn't be any more problems."
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"- Where are we? - Latham, Massachusetts."
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