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Clips from Seinfeld - The Finale (S09E09)

"Order in this court."
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"- I'm Elaine. - Hi."
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"Because he sent her in there to find out if they were real."
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"- How long was his book overdue? - Twenty-five years."
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"Okay, let's go."
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"Objection, Your Honor. This is completely inappropriate."
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"Sit down, Mr. Chiles."
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"We got a tip that a lot of prostitutes had been..."
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"- You just cost me some money. - Hey, cool it, lady."
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"Police officers. Freeze right there."
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"How could you give $12 million to Hideki Irabu?"
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"Cockfighting."
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"Sponges. And I don't mean the kind you clean your tub with."
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"She said she needed a whole case of them."
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"- How did she try to kill you? - She tried to smother me with a pillow."
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"- Call Yev Kassem. - Who?"
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"You're through, Soup Nazi."
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"Pack it up."
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"No more soup for you."
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"But nobody came."
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"And then what happened?"
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"...and I never got my immigration renewal papers."
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"So they deported me."
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"Now it is Babu's turn to mock."
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"Just a few minutes ago, the jury asked to see the videotape."
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"That is so hard to say."
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"...because I cannot wear orange."
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"Sorry to bother you, judge."
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"Damn."
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"They're ready."
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"...United Airlines."
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"That girl just smiled at me."
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"What?"
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"And how do you find with respect to the charge of criminal indifference?"
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"Order in this court."
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"Order! Order in this court!"
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"I do not know how..."
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"But your callous indifference and utter disregard..."
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"...for everything that is good and decent..."
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"We gotta get out of here."
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"I think we have."
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"Yeah, maybe we have."
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"What's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in cells?"
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"Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison in prison?"
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"- What are you in for, sir? - Murder one."
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"Murder one."
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"Watch out, everybody. Better be nice to you."
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"It seems like whenever people call you in for a meeting..."
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"I think we need to sit down and talk."
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"You know, we've been sitting here for I don't know how long."
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"How much longer are we just gonna sit here?"
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"I'll tell you what I think we should do. I think we should all sleep on it."
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"Maybe we're not getting down low enough."
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"Maybe if we all lie down, then our brains will work."
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"I can't eat this without ketchup."
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"Would it kill her to check up on us? Would that be a terrible thing?"
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"How's everything? You need anything? What can I do for you?"
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"- I know what you mean. - Do you?"
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"It's like going out with someone and not hearing back."
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"Excuse me. Are you using your ketchup?"
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"What do you think? You wanna give him the ketchup?"
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"You know what? I don't think so. I'm gonna need it from time to time."
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"What for?"
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"- I've been to the movies. - Not this movie."
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"They're all the same."
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"You go, you sit, you eat popcorn, you watch."
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"I'm sick of it."
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"- Did you take a shower today? - Yeah."
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"- I want my 15 minutes. - Oh, quit complaining."
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"I want more than health."
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"Health's not doing it for me anymore. I'm sick of health."
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"All right, we're done. You can have it now."
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"Oh, very gracious."
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"- Nice day. - Yeah."
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"What is that?"
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"- Hey, Jo Jo. - Hey, hey."
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"Hey."
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"- All right, thanks for the ride, Kramer. - No, thank you."
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"- So, what are you doing? - Nothing."
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"- Come on, let's go to the beach. - Are you crazy?"
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"- No, it's a beautiful day. - Have a good time."
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"Can you feel it? There's something in the air."
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"You know you're turning into Burt Lancaster?"
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"Oh, I forgot to call Jill."
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"Jill. Hi, it's Elaine."
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"How is your father? Is everything okay?"
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"What?"
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"I can't hear you so good. There's a lot of static."
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"Wha-? I'm gonna call you back."
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"Jill's father is in the hospital, and you call to ask about him on a cell phone?"
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"- What? No good? - Faux pas."
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"- ...faux pas. - Why?"
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"You can't make a health inquiry on a cell phone."
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"I'll get it out of the way on the street."
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"And the street cell phone call is the lowest phone call you can make."
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"It's an act of total disregard. It's selfish."
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"- It's dismissive. - It's pompous."
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"Why don't you think before you do something?"
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"Here's a thought."
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"She should know better than that."
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"- Hey, hey, hey. - What?"
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"Where do you think this relationship is?"
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"If you are thinking of instituting an open door urination policy..."
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"Hey, everybody, grab a bucket. We're going up to Jerry's."
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"It's a pee party."
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"Jerry, this is Elizabeth Clark..."
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"...calling from James Kimbrough's office at NBC."
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"Could you please give us a call? Thanks."
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"Hello. Hi. This is Jerry Seinfeld..."
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"...calling for James Kimbrough."
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"Hi."
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"Really?"
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"Okay. Bye-bye."
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"- That was James Kimbrough. - Who's he?"
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"He is the new president of NBC."
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"He wants to sit down with us and talk about Jerry."
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"Jerry? Oh, my God..."
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"- ... he wants to talk about Jerry? - Yeah."
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"Right now?"
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"- Jerry? - Jerry."
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