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Clips from Seinfeld - The Chinese Restaurant (S02E02)

"Is this a dream?"
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"What in God's name is going on here?"
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"She's not there. She left."
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"She must have waited and left, because those people wouldn't get off."
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"- Did you leave a message? - Yeah, I told her to call me here..."
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"I better tell them I'm expecting a call."
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"- Jerry, here comes that woman. - Where do I know her?"
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"- Hi, Jerry. - Hey."
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"How are you doing?"
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"- How is everything? - Good, good."
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, you know, working around."
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"Same stuff."
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"Doing..."
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"...whatever."
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"- You haven't been around in a while. - I know. I know. Well..."
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"...you know."
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"You should come by."
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"Definitely. I plan to."
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"I'm not just saying that."
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"- Hi. I'm Elaine. - Oh, Lorraine Catalano."
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"I'm sorry. Lorraine, this is Elaine."
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"Oh, nice to meet you too, Lorraine."
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"Oh, my God, Lorraine."
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"That's Lorraine from my uncle's office."
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"I am in big, big trouble."
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"Now she's gonna see him tomorrow..."
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"...and tell him she saw me here tonight."
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"He's gonna tell his wife. His wife's gonna call my mother."
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"The chain reaction of calls this is gonna set off."
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"New York, Long Island, Florida. It's like the Bermuda Triangle."
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"Unfortunately, nobody ever disappears."
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"My uncle to my aunt, my aunt to my mother..."
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"...my mother to my uncle."
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"My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me."
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"You should've just had dinner with him tonight and gotten it over with."
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"You don't understand."
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"This is Plan 9."
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"This is the one that worked."
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"I'm really looking forward to it."
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"I got news for you. If we're making this movie..."
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"...we gotta get a table immediately."
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"Let's stop fooling around. Let's just slip him some money."
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"In a Chinese restaurant? Do they take money?"
Seinfeld
"Do they take money? Everyone takes money."
Seinfeld
"I went out with a guy who did it all the time. You slip them 20 bucks."
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"Twenty bucks?"
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"Well, what do you wanna give him, change?"
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"It's more than the meal."
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"Oh, come on, we'll divide it up three ways."
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"All right. Seven, seven, six."
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"I'm not gonna eat that much."
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"I'm counting your shrimps."
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"Oh, no, I can't do it."
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"I'm not good at these things. I get flustered."
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"I almost got arrested."
Seinfeld
"I guess it's you, Jer."
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"- Me? What about you? - Oh, I can't do that. It's a guy thing."
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"The women's movement just can't seem to make any progress..."
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"Give me the money."
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"How's it going?"
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"Boy, we are really anxious to sit down."
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"Very good specials tonight."
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"...we'd really appreciate it."
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"Oh, what is your name?"
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"No, no, I wanna eat now."
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"Yes, whole sea bass dinner tonight, very fresh."
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"Here. Take this. I'm starving."
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"Take it. Take it."
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"Your table is ready."
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"No, no. I want that table."
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"I want that table!"
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"He took the money. He didn't give us a table."
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"- You lost the 20. - Well, how could he do that?"
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"- You didn't make it clear. - Make it clear?"
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"What a sorry exhibition that was."
Seinfeld
"All right, let me get the money back."
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"I realize this is extremely embarrassing."
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"Your name?"
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"- Seinfeld. - Yes, Seinfeld, four."
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"No, no. Do you see the girl over there with the long hair?"
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"Oh, yes, yes."
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"Very beautiful girl. Very beautiful. Your girlfriend?"
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"Well, actually, we did date for a while, but..."
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"That's really not relevant here."
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"It is very hard to stay together..."
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"All right, listen. All right."
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"How much longer is it gonna be?"
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"Be about five, 10 minutes."
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"So?"
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"There seems to be a bit of a discrepancy."
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"- So when are we gonna eat? - Five, 10 minutes."
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"We should've left earlier. I told you."
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"I don't see any way we can eat and make this movie."
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"Oh, well, I have to eat."
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"Let's order it to go, We'll eat it in the cab."
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"Eat it in the cab? Chinese food in a cab?"
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"- We'll eat it in the movie. - Where do you think you're going?"
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"You think they have big picnic tables there?"
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"- Well, what do you suggest? - I say we leave now..."
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"...we go to Sky Burger, and we scarf them down."
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"I'm not going to Sky Burger. Besides, it's in the opposite direction."
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"I can't have popcorn for dinner."
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"Well, they have hot dogs there."
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"Oh, movie hot dogs? I'd rather lick the food off the floor."
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"I can't go anyway. I have to wait here for Tatiana's call."
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"Let me just check. Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza?"
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"I yell, Cartwright? Cartwright! Just like that."
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"Nobody came up. I hang up."
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"Well, was it for Costanza or...?"
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"Was it a woman?"
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"I tell her you not here."
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"She called."
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"He yelled, Cartwright."
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"I missed her."
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"Who's Cartwright?"
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"- You're not Cartwright. - Of course I'm not Cartwright!"
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"Why don't you two go to the movies by yourselves. I'm not in the mood."
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"Well, me either. I'm going to Sky Burger."
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"Well, I can't go to a bad movie by myself."
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