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Clips from Seinfeld - The Chinese Restaurant (S02E02)

"What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"
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"I guess I'll just go to my uncle's."
Seinfeld
"- Should we tell him we're leaving? - What for? Let's just get out of here."
Seinfeld
"Seinfeld, four!"
Seinfeld
"What do they say? I mean, they're eating, you know."
Seinfeld
"This is good. Who is this?"
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"You know, I mean..."
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"I would think the hardest thing about being a cannibal..."
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"...is trying to get some really deep sleep."
Seinfeld
"You know what I mean? I would think you'd be like:"
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"What was that? Who's there?"
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"Who's there? Is somebody there?"
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"What do you want? What do you want?"
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"You look hungry. Are you hungry?"
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"Cops, I don't even care about cops."
Seinfeld
"Excuse me. Are you gonna be very long?"
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"Plan 9 from Outer Space."
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"I just can't believe the way people are."
Seinfeld
"There's a woman over there looks really familiar."
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"Dark hair, striped shirt."
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"Okay, I don't wanna go over there and do it..."
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"...extricate myself from the proceedings..."
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"Well, I've been looking for a better place."
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"If there's anything you can do to get us a table..."
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"Excuse me."
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"- Let's just eat popcorn or something. - Cartwright?"
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"Yes. I just got a call."
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"- So you're not going? - You don't need us."
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"I like this person."
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"Oh, I'm gonna faint."
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"- It's just a movie. - Just a movie?"
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"Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered."
Seinfeld
"Did Gandhi get this crazy?"
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"- I won't be long. - That's not the point."
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