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Clips from Dr. Ken - Allison's Thanksgiving Meltdown (S02E02)

"He's always sending me articles to read."
Dr. Ken
""Hey, Ken, did you check out"
Dr. Ken
"about how they're finding new uses for statins?""
Dr. Ken
"Ken, I live with you now."
Dr. Ken
"Hope you like smell of curry and cigars and Aqua Velva."
Dr. Ken
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Dr. Ken
"a "welcome to the family" handshake."
Dr. Ken
""Bring it in, babe."
Dr. Ken
"Lengthy hugs have been known to reduce blood pressure."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, yes!""
Dr. Ken
"to knock the other drunk guy unconscious,"
Dr. Ken
"everyone in the alley would pay my father a dollar."
Dr. Ken
"Clark, what's your favorite Thanksgiving tradition?"
Dr. Ken
"mine's not quite as... Hemingway-esque."
Dr. Ken
"But when I was little, on Thanksgiving,"
Dr. Ken
"my family would always sing"
Dr. Ken
"that Doobie Brothers' song, "Black Water.""
Dr. Ken
"Oh, yeah. That funky Dixieland song."
Dr. Ken
"Yes."
Dr. Ken
"Was that song significant in some way?"
Dr. Ken
"They sang it on Thanksgiving. Keep up."
Dr. Ken
"I don't know why that song."
Dr. Ken
"had that tape stuck in it for three years."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. Yeah, that's probably why."
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, to this day, whenever I hear "Black Water,""
Dr. Ken
"it just takes me back"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, instead of mashed potatoes,"
Dr. Ken
"Damn it. I knew I should've gone first."
Dr. Ken
"Funemployed boyfriend alert."
Dr. Ken
"He's here because he can be!"
Dr. Ken
"Ah, I'm just gonna see what comes up."
Dr. Ken
"Does something usually "come up" on Thanksgiving?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, Allison,"
Dr. Ken
"you got to live the life you want,"
Dr. Ken
"not the life you have."
Dr. Ken
"I learned that from one of my dad's drunkest fighters."
Dr. Ken
"Well, that is..."
Dr. Ken
"What about you guys?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, Clark is going to serve dinner"
Dr. Ken
"I already told you, you don't have to come."
Dr. Ken
"Ha!"
Dr. Ken
"Ya got burnt, Clark's boyfriend's sister."
Dr. Ken
"Actually, they could use help down there if any of you..."
Dr. Ken
"I'm in!"
Dr. Ken
"See, Allison? Something came up."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, sure. Um, can I bring Eric?"
Dr. Ken
"You guys don't already have plans?"
Dr. Ken
"His plans are to do what I tell him."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, you made your berry crumble."
Dr. Ken
"I can rumble with some crumble."
Dr. Ken
"No, you can't."
Dr. Ken
"Even still. Do me a favor."
Dr. Ken
"Put it in the car when you pack your stuff."
Dr. Ken
"Ken do."
Dr. Ken
"- 'Cause I'm Ken. - Got it."
Dr. Ken
"Dave?"
Dr. Ken
"You think you might have a "Pokémon Go" problem?"
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, will you put that thing away, buddy?"
Dr. Ken
"You're the one who wanted me to play a sport."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Pokémon's not a sport."
Dr. Ken
"Then why am I so dehydrated?"
Dr. Ken
"Thank God I have the rest of the week to recover."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, wait."
Dr. Ken
"We all thought we'd be home this weekend..."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, are we talking about not going?"
Dr. Ken
"Look, I know you're all not super excited"
Dr. Ken
"about this change of plans."
Dr. Ken
"Where'd you get that?"
Dr. Ken
"But it's gonna be a fun road trip."
Dr. Ken
"Plans fell through. I go with you."
Dr. Ken
"I call window seat."
Dr. Ken
"Back middle!"
Dr. Ken
"Your dad's coming with us?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. I know what you're gonna say,"
Dr. Ken
"so I'm gonna say it first."
Dr. Ken
"Shotgun!"
Dr. Ken
"Hey."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry we're late, but some people would rather"
Dr. Ken
"watch a football game than to be with their girlfriend."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, a football game never criticized my haircut."
Dr. Ken
"Each tablescape is supposed to have three gourds."
Dr. Ken
"But some have six, and some are gourd-less!"
Dr. Ken
"And some... Oh, my God, is that a pinecone?"
Dr. Ken
"Yes!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, did they?"
Dr. Ken
"Damona, you need to handle this."
Dr. Ken
"Three gourds per table, people. Can we make that happen?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, honey, no, that's not how you peel that!"
Dr. Ken
"Me either."
Dr. Ken
"He's commanding, authoritative, drunk with power."
Dr. Ken
"Shut it, Pat. Go grab some pitchers."
Dr. Ken
"Aye, Captain. Good to be here."
Dr. Ken
"Gourds!"
Dr. Ken
"So, how's everyone doing? We having fun yet?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, but we're going, Dad, so get onboard."
Dr. Ken
"Everybody says she's so funny. She's no Amy Poehler."
Dr. Ken
"Well, maybe just give it a chance."
Dr. Ken
"- What? Why? - You heard her."
Dr. Ken
"I forgot, I'm supposed to feed Laura Diamond's fish."
Dr. Ken
"we were staying home this weekend."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I got a hold of my friend Luke."
Dr. Ken
"Molly, can I use your charger?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm running low, and I just spotted a Poliwag."
Dr. Ken
"I'm in the middle of a life or death situation, here."
Dr. Ken
"It's just fish."
Dr. Ken
"That's just Pokémon!"
Dr. Ken
"Guys, please!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm no longer asking for fun. I just want to get there, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"Traffic."
Dr. Ken
"Great. Now we're never gonna get there."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no."
Dr. Ken
"Could you hold up your right hand?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, good."
Dr. Ken
"Tell me, did you learn that"
Dr. Ken
"after I said drinks go on the right?"
Dr. Ken
"Just so you know, I also punch with my right."
Dr. Ken
"Come on, people. Let's get it together!"
Dr. Ken
"Pitchers, Pat."
Dr. Ken
"Oh. Oh. I'm sorry."
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