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Clips from Dr. Ken - Allison's Thanksgiving Meltdown (S02E02)

"Are we about to get another update on the Lions?"
Dr. Ken
"'Cause you weren't clear on whether you're recording it."
Dr. Ken
"I am not."
Dr. Ken
"I want place settings that don't look like"
Dr. Ken
"Unbelievable."
Dr. Ken
"Bad. We didn't come all the way down here"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, I got Damona for that."
Dr. Ken
"Shut your ass up."
Dr. Ken
"I'm going to go say something to Clark right now."
Dr. Ken
"Let me."
Dr. Ken
"if he keeps treating us this way,"
Dr. Ken
"we're out of here."
Dr. Ken
"Right, baby? You say right."
Dr. Ken
"Right."
Dr. Ken
"It could be an hour before they clear it."
Dr. Ken
"Simon, the key to the Diamonds' place is on my desk."
Dr. Ken
"You're at my house, right? Good."
Dr. Ken
"Our spare key is under the ugly garden gnome thing..."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, her name is Jill,"
Dr. Ken
"and she's the reason we have perfect basil."
Dr. Ken
"Now the alarm is gonna go off,"
Dr. Ken
"but just type in 2-4-6-8 and it'll turn off."
Dr. Ken
"What do you mean you can't reach the keypad?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, grab a chair!"
Dr. Ken
"I know you're 11 and have weak arms,"
Dr. Ken
"but, Simon, you got to try!"
Dr. Ken
"Hello?"
Dr. Ken
"This is Mary-Beth from AMS Security."
Dr. Ken
"Your alarm has been triggered."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, it's just a short kid trying to get into the house."
Dr. Ken
"I didn't even know we had home security."
Dr. Ken
"I changed password. "Field hockey" is too easy."
Dr. Ken
"Aw, thanks for keeping us safe, Papa."
Dr. Ken
"What'd you change it to?"
Dr. Ken
"Bunch of random numbers and letters."
Dr. Ken
"How am I supposed to remember?"
Dr. Ken
"Let me ask you one of your security questions."
Dr. Ken
"What? So we're good?"
Dr. Ken
"We'll turn off your alarm."
Dr. Ken
"Is there anything else I can do for you?"
Dr. Ken
"Can you rescue a fish in Tarzana?"
Dr. Ken
"You found the key? Great."
Dr. Ken
"Call me the second you get to the Diamonds'."
Dr. Ken
"- I'm hungry. - Me, too."
Dr. Ken
"Maybe it's time to bail."
Dr. Ken
"and go hit Hometown Buffet?"
Dr. Ken
"Where is the crumble?"
Dr. Ken
"Ken, where's the crumble?"
Dr. Ken
"I may have left it on the roof of the car."
Dr. Ken
"I asked you to do one thing."
Dr. Ken
"Look, my hands were full,"
Dr. Ken
"and the crumble was surprisingly heavy."
Dr. Ken
"I had to put it on the roof to open the car door, and..."
Dr. Ken
"Maybe it's still up there."
Dr. Ken
"In what universe would..."
Dr. Ken
"I'll just open this, and..."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Dr. Ken
"My parents were right."
Dr. Ken
"Remember when I was talking to them on the phone the other day?"
Dr. Ken
"What? Me?"
Dr. Ken
"They keep saying you don't make an effort,"
Dr. Ken
"Thanks for proving me wrong."
Dr. Ken
"Where are you going?"
Dr. Ken
"Happy Thanksgiving."
Dr. Ken
"Any minute now."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, boy."
Dr. Ken
"Look, there's no excuse for how I behaved."
Dr. Ken
"to a relaxing weekend at home."
Dr. Ken
"Higher patient load, my parents got divorced."
Dr. Ken
"I'm really burned out."
Dr. Ken
"You? Well, what about my year?"
Dr. Ken
"I do the housework, the cooking,"
Dr. Ken
"to move to your HMO."
Dr. Ken
"But have you even once bothered to ask"
Dr. Ken
"how that transition's been?"
Dr. Ken
"'Cause you're too busy flapping off"
Dr. Ken
"about one little visit with my parents."
Dr. Ken
"You're right. You're completely right."
Dr. Ken
"And your parents are right, too."
Dr. Ken
"Thank you for your apology."
Dr. Ken
"- Great. So can we go back to the ca... - No."
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"Apology not accepted."
Dr. Ken
"Did you say something?"
Dr. Ken
"- Hey. - Hey."
Dr. Ken
"- How's it all going? - Great."
Dr. Ken
"The biscuits are burnt,"
Dr. Ken
"but apparently the Lions are doing well."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, sweetie,"
Dr. Ken
"the thing is, you've been a little bit scary today."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Um..."
Dr. Ken
"I don't talk about this, and it's not a big deal,"
Dr. Ken
"but when I was 17,"
Dr. Ken
"I came out to my parents, and they freaked."
Dr. Ken
"and I halfway ran away"
Dr. Ken
"and I ended up all the way homeless"
Dr. Ken
"just for, like, a minute."
Dr. Ken
"And it was Thanksgiving in Cooperstown,"
Dr. Ken
"so I was cold,"
Dr. Ken
"go back and fix things with my family."
Dr. Ken
"So, I guess I just feel like"
Dr. Ken
"if one meal could do something like that for someone else,"
Dr. Ken
"But babe, you have to know"
Dr. Ken
"It's the spirit of the holiday."
Dr. Ken
"And the irony of that is that the harder I try,"
Dr. Ken
"the more I am ruining the holiday for everyone else."
Dr. Ken
"I am not doing anyone any good down here,"
Dr. Ken
"so I'm gonna go."
Dr. Ken
"Heidi, can you take over serving for me?"
Dr. Ken
"I am really sorry."
Dr. Ken
"I'm really sorry. No. Don't leave."
Dr. Ken
"- Clark. Clark. - I'm so sorry."
Dr. Ken
"- Clark. - Clark!"
Dr. Ken
"What? What?"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Take me by the hand, hand ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Take me by the hand, pretty mama ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Dance with me, daddy, all night long ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ I want to hear that funky Dixieland ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Pretty mama gonna take me by the hand ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ By the hand, hand ♪"
Dr. Ken
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