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Clips from Dr. Ken - Allison's Thanksgiving Meltdown (S02E02)

"No, listen."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no."
Dr. Ken
"Well, your parents aren't hosting."
Dr. Ken
"It's important to me and it's important to the kids"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, are we imitating dads now?"
Dr. Ken
"My dad's not all gruff like that."
Dr. Ken
"Please."
Dr. Ken
"I'd take that over one of Jerry's full-body hugs."
Dr. Ken
"And then if the drunk guy we had bet on was able"
Dr. Ken
"Well, you know,"
Dr. Ken
"Uh, yes, Allison."
Dr. Ken
"my mom would make baked potatoes."
Dr. Ken
"- Yay! - Yay!"
Dr. Ken
"So, what's everyone doing tomorrow?"
Dr. Ken
"at the homeless shelter downtown,"
Dr. Ken
"and I'm gonna join him."
Dr. Ken
"You should go to your sister's."
Dr. Ken
"And I told you I am coming and that my sister is a chore."
Dr. Ken
"Damona, do you want to join us?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, he has plans."
Dr. Ken
"But I rhymed."
Dr. Ken
"How'd I get in the kitchen?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, I know, buddy."
Dr. Ken
"No, we're talking about going."
Dr. Ken
"Oh."
Dr. Ken
"Plus, it'll be that rare chance"
Dr. Ken
"for us to have a family adventure, just the four of us."
Dr. Ken
"Well, great news for people who like disasters."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry."
Dr. Ken
"The Lions just scored a touchdown."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my bad. Were you recording it?"
Dr. Ken
"Heidi, you're off yams!"
Dr. Ken
"I have never seen Clark like this."
Dr. Ken
"I like this new Clark."
Dr. Ken
"$8.95 to download? I'll give it a big chance."
Dr. Ken
"He's away skiing, but said his little brother might be able to help."
Dr. Ken
"Damn it."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry. I meant to mumble that."
Dr. Ken
"Damona."
Dr. Ken
"You heard him, people. Let's get it together!"
Dr. Ken
"Sí, Jefe."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, did you want one?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know what you want, man."
Dr. Ken
"the bastard child of chaos and despair!"
Dr. Ken
"Hey. How's it going?"
Dr. Ken
"to get yelled at by Clark."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, well, you tell him"
Dr. Ken
"Waze says there's an accident up ahead."
Dr. Ken
"The password is "field hockey.""
Dr. Ken
"What? Did you change it?"
Dr. Ken
"He's not keepi... Oh, never mind."
Dr. Ken
"My parents never let me have pets when I was a kid!"
Dr. Ken
"That's correct, ma'am. That's what we have here."
Dr. Ken
"Why don't we just flip it around"
Dr. Ken
"Seriously?"
Dr. Ken
"Ah! It's still up there!"
Dr. Ken
"It got wedged in the roof rack."
Dr. Ken
"It's a Thanksgiving miracle!"
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"We were actually arguing about you, Ken."
Dr. Ken
"They didn't think you would even come."
Dr. Ken
"but you never reciprocate."
Dr. Ken
"And when it comes to my family, you're all about you."
Dr. Ken
"And silly me, I defended you."
Dr. Ken
"You want to go to Hometown Buffet?"
Dr. Ken
"Feel free."
Dr. Ken
"She'll be back."
Dr. Ken
"This has been a tough year for me, Allison."
Dr. Ken
"I want them to turn out okay."
Dr. Ken
"And I gave up the practice I built"
Dr. Ken
"No, you haven't."
Dr. Ken
"Huh?"
Dr. Ken
"They just gave me a hot meal."
Dr. Ken
"better be a pretty damn good meal."
Dr. Ken
"Wow."
Dr. Ken
"I had no idea, and that's beautiful."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Pretty mama gonna take me by the hand ♪"
Dr. Ken
"What are you doing?"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Pretty mama gonna take me by the hand ♪"
Dr. Ken
"Are you inside the Diamonds' house?"
Dr. Ken
"I know they have a ping pong table,"
Dr. Ken
"She didn't accept my apology."
Dr. Ken
"Yes!"
Dr. Ken
"Sorry."
Dr. Ken
"I can't dance my way out of this."
Dr. Ken
"the best example for freeway safety."
Dr. Ken
"Just like Tina Fey was the rock of "SNL" cast."
Dr. Ken
"Actually, I take that back."
Dr. Ken
"I am selfish."
Dr. Ken
"Ken knows he messed up."
Dr. Ken
"Put it there."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, you read it?"
Dr. Ken
"- You know what, Jer? - What?"
Dr. Ken
"There's nothing I can say to fix what happened."
Dr. Ken
"Mom, I can't talk about this right now."
Dr. Ken
"No, that's..."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, bye."
Dr. Ken
"Are we having people over on Thanksgiving?"
Dr. Ken
"'Cause my butt's got a date with this couch,"
Dr. Ken
"and it's too late to cancel."
Dr. Ken
"I know we talked about not doing anything for Thanksgiving."
Dr. Ken
"That was my mom,"
Dr. Ken
"and they really want us to drive up this year."
Dr. Ken
"Allison, no, it's not their turn."
Dr. Ken
"We have a system. Respect the system."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, because of their Bell Biv Di-vorce."
Dr. Ken
"You've got to stop calling it that."
Dr. Ken
"I will when it stops being fresh."
Dr. Ken
"I was just so looking forward"
Dr. Ken
"to staying home and doing nothing."
Dr. Ken
"I know you're tired,"
Dr. Ken
"but we haven't been up to Santa Barbara"
Dr. Ken
"to see their new house."
Dr. Ken
"It's been months."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, I really want us to go see them."
Dr. Ken
"and it should be important to you."
Dr. Ken
"We'll go."
Dr. Ken
"I'll buckle up for a nice, long medical chat"
Dr. Ken
"with your groovy dad."
Dr. Ken
"He's just trying to connect with you."
Dr. Ken
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