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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - New Captain (S03E03)

"Previously on Brooklyn Nine-Nine..."
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"Captain Seth Dozerman."
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"Are you making fun of my stutter?"
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"Boom, I've already established my authority"
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"through my amazing sense of humor."
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"Welcome to the Nine-Nine."
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"walking from there to there?"
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"No, no, no, strike that."
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"than you've ever worked in your entire life!"
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"I'm having a heart attack."
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"Yeah, I'm having a heart attack."
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"Yeah, I'm just gonna make some copies in here."
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"But what if we start dating"
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"Rule one, let's not tell anyone"
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"let's not have sex right away."
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"No doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt."
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"Good rule. No sex, good rule."
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"So should we go out tonight?"
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"No!"
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"I thought surely you'd still be crushed under that house"
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"Describing your breakfast?"
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"I came out as a gay cop in the 1980s,"
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"I doubt that."
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"I'm excited to be back."
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"Wonderful."
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"But no new initiatives"
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"How long could that possibly take?"
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"I love my life."
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"So I want to explain what happened back there."
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"I did not have a heart attack."
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"Yes, it's depressing."
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"as I have, it really puts things into perspective,"
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"that you used to love."
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"What the hell are these?"
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"You are behind schedule!"
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"Sarge, I don't need to be monitored all day long."
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"Fine, but I am gonna play the hell out of some backgammon."
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"- That's it. - Yeah, it didn't mean anything."
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"Why is this the first time I'm hearing about her?"
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"Nobody wants you turning into another Terry."
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"Ugh."
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"Look, I can't believe you're gonna take"
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"You should be going with Amy."
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"Uh..."
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"Date the flooze."
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"and she finds me extremely handsome."
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"So stop pressuring us."
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"officially on a date,"
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"No longer just colleagues."
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"Dating."
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"You got a haircut. It looks nice."
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"That would be crazy."
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"Do you speak Japanese?"
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"- No. - Oh."
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"Uh... sorry."
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"Let's just get super drunk."
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"Yes, great idea."
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"And four for me as well."
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"See, we can do this."
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"We're back on track."
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"We're keeping it light and breezy."
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"We are not leaving these seats until you give me some deets."
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"but it ended up being really fun."
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"Boyle, I'm not gonna answer that."
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"It doesn't matter to me."
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"I'm... I would never date Jake."
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"I'd love to see you date someone from work."
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"You tell me."
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"is efficiency."
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"You know my motto, sir."
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"I like you."
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"that we were one and the same..."
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"Could probably eat off the floor."
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"I'm gonna send out a Dozerblast."
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"Dozerblast over."
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"I saw what you did right there."
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"on picking a name for the pigeon mascot"
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"It's on the agenda."
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"Petey or Paulie."
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"that pigeon is clearly a Ray J."
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"the human form of the 100 emoji."
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"Because they're a staple of New York,"
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"- You can't make me. - I can make you, and I will."
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"Thank you."
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"and convinced him to outlaw all personal talk at work."
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"And everyone hates you for that,"
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"Like, what's another rule we could break?"
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"No making out at work."
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"I don't hear anything."
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"Unknown environment."
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"What? I put it up there for safe keeping."
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"I had it on my desk, but I kept spilling coffee on it."
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"- Tamper alert. - Come on, Diaz."
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"You two have been in this evidence locker for..."
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"So I guess it is hos before cho's"
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"Now I understand why nothing gets done in this precinct."
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"The detectives are too busy frenching with each other,"
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"This right here, this is a heart attack."
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"Oh, oh, oh."
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"I'm gonna get help."
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"work ethic."
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"What happened in there?"
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"Can you think of anything"
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"That seems unlikely,"
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"but obviously he had a ton of health problems,"
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"so, you know, this seems pretty open and shut."
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"All right, fine."
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"Wait. What about the gym floozy?"
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"the whole time."
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"- Okay. - Over the moon."
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"and we're still figuring it out."
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"Enough. Look."
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"As your commanding officer,"
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"- Oh, absolutely. - Mm."
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"but Madeline Wuntch is here to see you."
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"You are my assistant."
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"I'd like to propose a truce."
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"Our feud is getting in the way"
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"Madeline, the PR department is a joke."
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"all over again."
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