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Clips from Family Guy - Christmas Guy (S12E12)

"Oh! Excuse me, I'm just gonna have to Oh this out"
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"until I'm not surprised anymore."
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"Oh! Oh! Oh."
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"Oh... Oh. Oh."
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"Lois, before I get mad at your dad,"
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"h-he isn't the Little Caesars guy, is he?"
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"No, Peter, we've been through this."
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"Good. I could never be mad at that guy."
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"He says my favorite word twice in a row."
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"Now, I'm gonna go talk to your father"
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"and get him to bring back the Christmas Carnival."
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"Peter, I don't think that's gonna work."
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"Sure, it will."
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"The nerve of your dad, takin' the fun out of Christmas,"
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"like some kind of gluten-free Santa."
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"Hey. Hey, what's in these?"
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"Huh?"
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"I'm okay if it's, like, coconut flour."
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"But anything with actual grains, I can't do."
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"I'm not sure."
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"Well, who is sure?"
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"Mr. Pewterschmidt, there's a man here"
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"who says he's the guy whose picture is on all the money."
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"Holy cow. Send him in."
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"Griffin."
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"That's right, and this is my own People magazine from home"
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"and not from your waiting room just now,"
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"and why did you cancel the Christmas Carnival?"
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"Because I hate Christmas."
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"You know what it's like being rich at Christmas, Griffin?"
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"Everyone expects an expensive present, and I get nothing."
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"Did you... did you just have your hand in my fish tank?"
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"No."
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"Sheesh, Carter, you know what?"
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"I am gonna help you find the Christmas spirit"
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"so you bring back the carnival."
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"Look, are we done here?"
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"Um, yeah, uh, just one more thing."
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"Can I choose one thing in your office to take home with me?"
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"No."
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"Aw, too bad. 'Cause I was gonna choose you."
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"You're weird. You're a weird guy."
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"No. No-no, no."
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"I want to zip it."
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"It's okay, Peter, you're good at other stuff."
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"So you're gonna help your old man"
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"find his Christmas spirit again, huh?"
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"Oh, yeah, that sounds real bad,"
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"her father don't like Christmas."
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"My father was drowned to death in a birdbath"
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"by an officer of the law."
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"His will just said,"
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"Kick Jimmy in the sack for me. Go, Eagles."
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"My sympathies, Vinny."
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"Don't worry about it, he was a scumbag."
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"Are you sure about this, Peter?"
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"I mean, I know Stewie was disappointed"
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"about the carnival, but he'll get over it."
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"He's a happy, resilient baby."
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"I don't know, Lois."
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"I feel like if we don't do something,"
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"Stewie's first words are gonna be,"
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"Why did you kill Christmas?"
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"And I want the carnival back, too."
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"You know, I know I'm usually all business, but deep down,"
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"you know what the thing is that keeps me going"
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"more than anything else?"
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"Wonder."
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"A sense of wonder."
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"Well, you have your work cut out for you, Peter."
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"My father's always hated Christmas."
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"Hey, happy June 16."
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"Thought I'd see how you like it when someone"
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"breaks into your house and touches all your stuff."
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"Hey. Knock it off."
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"I'm touching this. And this over here."
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"You're a creep, is my point."
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"All right, Carter, now, you know what's guaranteed"
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"to put you in the holiday mood?"
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"Write a Christmas letter"
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"to all your friends and relatives."
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"And keep in mind, it's traditional to embellish"
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"a little bit to make yourself look better."
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"Peter had a great year,"
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"and is now starting quarterback"
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"for the Jacksonville Jaguars."
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"What? People can easily fact-check this."
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"Yeah, who has the time? Keep reading."
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"Chris refurbished a vintage motorcycle,"
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"and Stewie can slam-dunk a basketball"
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"from a standing start..."
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"Peter, that's impossible."
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"Read what it says about you."
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"Lois's father, Carter Pewterschmidt,"
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"bought a small stool for his balls."
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"Damn it, I'm not proud of that."
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"Well, you have to throw in some real facts."
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"That's what gives the newsletter credibility."
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"Now, everyone knows the best way to get the Christmas spirit"
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"is to drink a whole lot of thick, frothy eggnog."
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"So get going."
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"I don't like eggnog."
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"Drink the nog, Carter."
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"I don't... I don't want to."
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"Take it, Carter. Take all the nog."
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"No."
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"Yeah, you like that nog."
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"Don't spit the nog out."
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"Now look at the camera for a POV shot."
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"Say thank you with the nog in your mouth."
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"Thank you. Louder."
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"Thank you."
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"Good, now go down to the hotel lobby and check out"
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"with nog all over your face."
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"All right."
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"You know, I still don't like Christmas,"
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"but I kind of like what we just did."
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"Okay, Carter, a big part of Christmas is masturbating"
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"like you would any other day but feeling guilty about it"
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"because it's Christmas."
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