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Clips from Family Guy - Christmas Guy (S12E12)

"What's wrong with me?"
Family Guy
"Griffin, this isn't working."
Family Guy
"What? What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"I-I'm not getting the holiday spirit,"
Family Guy
"so you can stop trying."
Family Guy
"But Carter, it's not just for me."
Family Guy
"Think about Stewie."
Family Guy
"He's all upset 'cause there's no carnival."
Family Guy
"Heh. Different dog."
Family Guy
"Yeah, this one's, like, Italian or something."
Family Guy
"Anyway, I think we're done here."
Family Guy
"No Christmas Carnival."
Family Guy
"Wow, Carter. I had no idea you were Jewish."
Family Guy
"What? Is... is that how this is coming off?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, kind of."
Family Guy
"I mean, that's what everyone's saying."
Family Guy
"People think I'm Jewish?"
Family Guy
"Oh, this Christmas Carnival has everything. Games, food."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, it's the carolers from A Christmas Story."
Family Guy
"♪ Deck the harrs with boughs of horry ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ♪"
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"That's right, America, don't forget."
Family Guy
"Your beloved holiday movie is incredibly racist."
Family Guy
"And flom not that rong ago."
Family Guy
"What's wrong with you, Stews?"
Family Guy
"You're next up to see the big guy himself"
Family Guy
"and you look like a piece of spaghetti on the street."
Family Guy
"I don't know. I thought having the carnival back"
Family Guy
"would make me happy,"
Family Guy
"but it still feels like something's missing."
Family Guy
"Yeah, it's always somethin'."
Family Guy
"Like when I finally got to sleep with Mary Lou Gallo."
Family Guy
"She had a look, but when you got up close,"
Family Guy
"she also had a smell."
Family Guy
"Oh, Stewie, you're next."
Family Guy
"Ho ho ho."
Family Guy
"Mall Santa is brought to you"
Family Guy
"in part this season by Chipotle."
Family Guy
"Between good and garbage, it's Chipotle."
Family Guy
"So, what do you want for Christmas?"
Family Guy
"Oh, what do I want for Christmas?"
Family Guy
"What do I want for Christmas?"
Family Guy
"You know what I want for Christmas?"
Family Guy
"I want my friend back."
Family Guy
"Your friend?"
Family Guy
"Yes. My best friend."
Family Guy
"My dog, Brian."
Family Guy
"He's dead."
Family Guy
"It's our first Christmas without him"
Family Guy
"and no one's even mentioned his name."
Family Guy
"I don't care about this stupid carnival or Christmas."
Family Guy
"I don't care about anything except Brian."
Family Guy
"I want Brian."
Family Guy
"You want me to put a dead dog under your tree?"
Family Guy
"Yes."
Family Guy
"And, uh,"
Family Guy
"I-I'd like a bike, too."
Family Guy
"We now return to The Year Without a Santa Claus or Sex."
Family Guy
"Daddy, where's Santa Clau..."
Family Guy
"I don't know, okay?!"
Family Guy
"Should I ask Mom?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, she's so busy with her job."
Family Guy
"Hello there, Stewart."
Family Guy
"What's this? What are you doing, Vinny?"
Family Guy
"Vinny? Who's Vinny?"
Family Guy
"My name is Brian, aka your favorite dog."
Family Guy
"Hey, whose leg do you gotta gagoosh"
Family Guy
"to get an Amaretto Di Saronno around here?"
Family Guy
"Oh, forget it, Vinny. You're not Brian."
Family Guy
"Come on, I went through a lot of trouble."
Family Guy
"For example, I know Brian was rather into politics,"
Family Guy
"so I read the newspaper."
Family Guy
"What is goin' on with all these politics, huh?"
Family Guy
"Well, that is about Brian's level of political awareness."
Family Guy
"Yeah, and you know how Brian wrote"
Family Guy
"Wish It, Want It, Do It?"
Family Guy
"Well, I wrote a book, too."
Family Guy
"A little something called"
Family Guy
"Wish It, Want It, You Blew It."
Family Guy
"Really?"
Family Guy
"Yup. Let me read you an expert."
Family Guy
"You wish you were a millionaire."
Family Guy
"You want more money. Guess what."
Family Guy
"You blew it."
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"You wish you could change the neighborhood."
Family Guy
"You want to be a selectman."
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"You blew it."
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"You wish you could open up a restaurant."
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"You did not want to pay protection money."
Family Guy
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
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"You blew it."
Family Guy
"You blew it who?"
Family Guy
"You blew it bad."
Family Guy
"You know what the last page of the book is?"
Family Guy
"A mirror. So you can see exactly who blew it."
Family Guy
"Being you."
Family Guy
"Look, I appreciate all this, Vinny,"
Family Guy
"but there's only one Brian,"
Family Guy
"and it's tough for me that he's gone,"
Family Guy
"especially around the holidays."
Family Guy
"Okay, I know what'll cheer you up."
Family Guy
"How about you open up one of those Christmas presents?"
Family Guy
"It's from me."
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"Merry Christmas."
Family Guy
"What the hell? There's a foot in this box."
Family Guy
"That was supposed to go to somebody else."
Family Guy
"I'm very sorry."
Family Guy
"Well, my friends,"
Family Guy
"I think Johnny The Foot Giatelli is dead."
Family Guy
"Oh no."
Family Guy
"They killed Frankie Choo-Choo Chinelli instead."
Family Guy
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute."
Family Guy
"You sure that's what this means?"
Family Guy
"Could be they killed Davey The Box Frateli."
Family Guy
"- Ooh. - Ooh. - Ooh."
Family Guy
"Hold on, it could also be"
Family Guy
"they killed Jimmy Tissue Paper Scungili."
Family Guy
"I just saw Jimmy yesterday at my kid's christening."
Family Guy
"So maybe it wasn't Jimmy."
Family Guy
"Maybe this means they killed"
Family Guy
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