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Clips from King of the Hill - Hilloween (S02E02)

"I don't know. Looks like he died with his tongue sticking out."
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"Hank, dinner time. I am stirring in the cheese powder."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, man. Talk about..."
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"How's a Dalmatian scary?"
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"They can bite you."
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"I don't even know what these things are."
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"Who can tell me what this is?"
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"- Witches aren't real. - Yes, they are."
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"by eating babies by the light of their jack-o'-lanterns."
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"No, honey, not "Drewish." The Druids."
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"Where did you hear that garbage?"
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"She put some exciting new thing in her brain..."
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"But if you think you're smart, you can resist him."
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"- Satan, be gone! Now you see? - Yes."
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"Let's get the rise and run of this trough right."
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"I don't want my blood rushing to my severed head."
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"- Hey, Principal Moss. - Hello, Hank."
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"Yes, sir."
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"So?"
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"Planning to read fortunes with the casting of bones?"
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"And what's that, a witch?"
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"I'm not taking out any of this stuff."
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"- I'm just brainstorming here. - Shut up, Bill."
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"Hank, we can't afford another lawsuit."
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"Next year, Bobby's gonna be a teenager."
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"It's our last Halloween together, and Junie Harper ruined it."
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"Yeah, I guess I could do that."
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"So, you can have your haunted garage, and you can be smart."
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"What?"
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"This is vandalism, and vandalism isn't cool."
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"You got to have backspin, son. Like this."
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"- It's the fuzz. - Quick, ditch the evidence."
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"His antisocial behavior is a result..."
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"I go to church, too, and I have raffled and bingoed and bake-saled my way..."
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"as close to the good Lord as you."
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""Get out of my house." Exodus."
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"Are you all right? I didn't hear the TV on."
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"I don't deserve to watch TV after what I did last night."
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"Come on, Luanne! That's the craziest thing I ever heard."
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"You're a regular Halloween hell-raiser, just like your old man."
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"Mrs. Harper, what evidence do you have of that?"
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"How is this for evidence?"
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"Yes! Halloween is canceled."
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"I just got off the phone with Mrs. Junie Harper."
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"because the Satanists made her run over her cat."
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"Nobody agrees with you. You agree with everybody else."
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"Tomorrow night, I'm gonna teach Bobby..."
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"Last time he wanted me to be somewhere so bad..."
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"Thanks for helping me get away."
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"So we'd both better be careful."
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"He's still out with Luanne."
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"Now, I guess that was a fool's errand."
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"Isn't there one person in this town with the courage to celebrate Halloween?"
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"Now, follow me, children. No pushing."
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"Haven't you heard? Our ancestors are monkeys."
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"Have you seen Bobby?"
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"I will cast you out like yesterday's garbage."
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"We get a magazine about it."
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"Here comes a ghost!"
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"Who wants candy?"
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"Look, you took the brownie. I didn't make you take the brownie."
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"Congratulations, Bobby."
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"Can I have another brownie?"
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"I'll handle this."
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"Trick or treat!"
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"- Hey, Bobby. - Go away, Satan."
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"I've had enough of this nonsense."
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"- You'll go to hell! - You'll get candy."
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"- Hell! - Candy!"
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"Okay, Dale, hop on up."
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"No way, man. Dead is dead."
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"It's getting old sitting up here in this harness."
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"Dang old wedgie city up here, man."
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"Well, it's a small price to pay, Boomhauer."
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"I'm the general contractor of the school's haunted house..."
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"and it's my responsibility to bring this job in on time..."
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"You know, it's the damnedest thing. I got myself a wedgie, too."
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"Hey, Peg Leg! Can you come out here and give me a hand?"
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"What is it, honey? I'm right in the middle..."
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"- Gotcha! - Oh, you!"
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"That just took a year off of my life, I think."
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"I'm gonna scare the pants off those kids, I tell you what!"
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"I want Bobby to have the perfect Halloween..."
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"the kind I had when I was a boy."
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"Oh, my! Aren't you boys the scariest!"
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"Dang old boo, man!"
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"- You got any candy cigarettes? - No, but I have chocolate."
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"Only one."
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"Come on, push it over. Knock it down, quick!"
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"I think I'll go call my mom."
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"Want to come with us?"
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"Mega Lo Mart is running a Halloween special."
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"If you buy two rubber masks..."
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"they will punch out the nostril holes for free."
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"Sorry. I got to go to my youth fellowship meeting."
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"We're gonna deliver a hot meal to old people..."
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"and then blow on it."
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"Maybe I can be a Dalmatian."
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"And nine times out of ten, they go right for the groin."
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"Where are the vampires and monsters and ghosts?"
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""Elmo," "Aladdin," "Jenny McCarthy"?"
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"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker."
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"She's a new member of our church..."
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"who has made herself known in a very short time..."
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"through a series of gutsy letters, complaints, and threats."
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"Ms. Junie Harper."
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"Thank you."
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"Why don't we just start things off with a little quiz?"
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"I hope it's open Bible."
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"Very good. What's your name?"
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"- Luanne Platter. - Luanne. You answered that so fast."
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"Do you know any witches yourself?"
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"They even have their own holiday."
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"Who knows what October holiday is associated..."
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"with witches, goblins, and Satanists?"
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"- Halloween? - Smart."
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"This girl is very smart."
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"Thank you for noticing."
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"Well, we still need a costume for Bobby. But at least we got our treats."
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