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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"[ARCHER SIGHS]"
Archer (2009)
"The Crescent City, the Big..."
Archer (2009)
"...from blowing up the biggest natural gas pipeline in North America..."
Archer (2009)
"Like, I happen to care. A lot."
Archer (2009)
"So mobility will be key, Lana. And how will we achieve mobility?"
Archer (2009)
"- An airboat. - An airboat, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"- Not to mention Gator. - Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, here's a surprise. Hermès."
Archer (2009)
"- Borrowed it from Woodhouse. - Archer, what the shit?"
Archer (2009)
"- Da, da-da-da... - Sterling Archer and Lana Kane of ISIS..."
Archer (2009)
"- Da-da-da. ...from blowing up a gas pipeline."
Archer (2009)
"It's a pipe inspection gauge for cleaning the pipeline."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Well, wait, hang on a second."
Archer (2009)
"A lot of these aren't so simple."
Archer (2009)
"- Recycling old batteries. - Exactly. Don't we do that already?"
Archer (2009)
"So to get these freebie socialist tax credits..."
Archer (2009)
"- Which I'm only doing for the wetlands. - Wetlands, profits, whatever."
Archer (2009)
"- It really is an emergency. - Of an awesome and ass-kicky nature."
Archer (2009)
"And some damn guard dog you is."
Archer (2009)
"- I need six more of these. - Why do you need seven?"
Archer (2009)
"- Da-da-da... - Women's restroom."
Archer (2009)
"I'm serious, Archer, if you don't slow down..."
Archer (2009)
"I'll keep feeling this incredibly vibrant and alive?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm not gonna blow the..."
Archer (2009)
"- Ahem. - Yeah, try clearing your throat..."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, by all means, let me do this, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"- Katharine. - Whichever Hepburn. She was the queen."
Archer (2009)
"- Of Africa. - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"- Gator? - Talking."
Archer (2009)
"...because we're not there to protect it. - A, all this wildlife can suck it."
Archer (2009)
"- Would you just...? - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, let's set up a defensive perimeter."
Archer (2009)
"The slightest reduction of power could put lives at risk."
Archer (2009)
"Lives of what, a few lab rats?"
Archer (2009)
"Great, I'll just wait half an hour for a cup of ice to melt."
Archer (2009)
"- Don't. Don't... - Ow! Shit."
Archer (2009)
"...touch it. - What the f****** shit is this?"
Archer (2009)
"- No, no, no. Lana. It's dry ice. - Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: And say hi to Sister Morphine."
Archer (2009)
"- Nope. - Come on."
Archer (2009)
"- Come on, this is a very fragile ecosystem. - Too fragile to spare one trout?"
Archer (2009)
"Nothing soon, if people like you keep destroying the environment."
Archer (2009)
"What? It's one lousy fish."
Archer (2009)
"[PROTESTERS SCREAMING]"
Archer (2009)
"- You're really not scared, are you? - No."
Archer (2009)
"- I forgot about that afro. - You know what?"
Archer (2009)
"Getting stuck on a boat with you three times."
Archer (2009)
"And while you eat humble pie with a side of crow, Lana, I will be dining on trout."
Archer (2009)
"Shoot it, Archer! Shoot it!"
Archer (2009)
"Did you see that? And hear that? What is that? What is that sound?"
Archer (2009)
"How did you shoot the boat?"
Archer (2009)
"- Well, did you at least hit the gator? - I don't know."
Archer (2009)
"- No, I brought shitloads, thank you. - Well, where are they?"
Archer (2009)
"[BOAT CREAKING]"
Archer (2009)
"I said, thank God for small miracles."
Archer (2009)
"It's free-form, you come up with a lot of ideas."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, like using the pipeline to set the entire swamp on fire."
Archer (2009)
"- Some kind of dry-ice bomb? - Ugh! Yes, ruiner of explanations."
Archer (2009)
"...Ruth Baker, age 39, killed in her backyard by a 10-footer."
Archer (2009)
"- Archer. - Same year, Pinellas County, Florida..."
Archer (2009)
"Wow. Not sure I wanna know what your third..."
Archer (2009)
"- Brain aneurysm. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"What does a brain aneurysm have to do with walking around in a swamp?"
Archer (2009)
"- So if the gator-poop water is too dirty... - Yeah, we need distilled water."
Archer (2009)
"Don't."
Archer (2009)
"- Miracles. - Argh!"
Archer (2009)
"- How long was that? - Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to time it."
Archer (2009)
"Dump them on the street with those ridiculous light bulbs."
Archer (2009)
"- Why do I have to carry the toilets? - You know why."
Archer (2009)
"Because of the things that come out of your body."
Archer (2009)
"PAM: Okay, jeez, hostile work environment."
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah. So everything's back to normal. KRIEGER: Is it?"
Archer (2009)
"I told you lives were at risk. Now behold the horror you have wrought."
Archer (2009)
"[EXPLOSION]"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, there we go."
Archer (2009)
"Do you not understand how reservations work?"
Archer (2009)
"You know each other?"
Archer (2009)
"Josh was my Environmental Policy TA when I was in college."
Archer (2009)
"I went to grad school on the G.I. Bill."
Archer (2009)
"- Where you disappeared without a trace. - I guess I found my calling."
Archer (2009)
"As a hired gun for the military-industrial complex?"
Archer (2009)
"- So, like, never. - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"- So technically, I saved the pipeline. - Yeah, you're the best."
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"ARCHER: Oh, man, is this great? LANA: No, Archer."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Was that rhetorical? LANA: Archer."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: And also was that? LANA: Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Answer: Yes. They both were, because New Orleans is my kind of town..."
Archer (2009)
"...and I haven't had a vacation in forever."
Archer (2009)
"- Well, that's great but... - NOLA."
Archer (2009)
"- Easy. - Our mission is to stop an eco-terrorist..."
Archer (2009)
"...so I wouldn't exactly call it a vacation."
Archer (2009)
"- Well, whatever. Working vacation. - Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"Because I'm not too worried about some drum-circling, hippie tree hugger."
Archer (2009)
"Can you go find some more hurricanes for me?"
Archer (2009)
"STEWARDESS: Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Hippies aren't the only people who care."
Archer (2009)
"And so does our target, Joshua Gray, a.k.a. Gandalf."
Archer (2009)
"His name's Gandalf? And he's not a hippie?"
Archer (2009)
"Gray's an ex-Green Beret. He's attacked power plants..."
Archer (2009)
"...hydroelectric dams, whaling ships..."
Archer (2009)
"Whaling ships? What, he's against clean-burning lamp oil?"
Archer (2009)
"Would you relax? We know he's gonna attack the pipeline..."
Archer (2009)
"...and we know where the pipeline is."
Archer (2009)
"Running through a couple hundred miles of marshy wetlands."
Archer (2009)
"Huh?"
Archer (2009)
"- Like Burt Reynolds in White Lightning. - Great, just..."
Archer (2009)
"Which, even though it's the sequel, I think is the stronger of the two."
Archer (2009)
"Just try to keep a low profile."
Archer (2009)
"We could scare off Gray if we don't maintain the element of surprise."
Archer (2009)
"And here's another one. Remember Jerry Reed's character in Gator?"
Archer (2009)
"- No. - Bama McCall?"
Archer (2009)
"- No. - Well, whatever, check this out, I sto..."
Archer (2009)
"Right? It's just like in Gator."
Archer (2009)
"MARSHAL: Gun! Gun! - Wha...?"
Archer (2009)
"[STEWARDESS SCREAMING]"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, great, there better be more of those. - Sky marshal, drop your weapon!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, okay, relax. It's okay, we're..."
Archer (2009)
"...and we're on a mission to stop an eco-terrorist..."
Archer (2009)
"[LANA SIGHS]"
Archer (2009)
"So for the love of God, woman, go make me a fresh batch of hurricanes!"
Archer (2009)
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