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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - 5:15 (S06E06)

"- Hey, guys. - Mitch!"
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"I thought I heard a matchbox car pull up."
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"Yeah, I'm short, and you're shaped like a lollipop. I'm not in the mood, Forman."
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"My brother Jack's wedding is tomorrow, and I don't have a date."
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"Oh, did you try Aly Richards? She'll go anywhere there's cake."
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"That's how I got her into my car."
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"But then I ate the cake, and she left."
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"Oh, I'm in a real bind here."
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"I showed up at the engagement party alone. My family made so much fun of me."
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"So I said to myself, 'cause, of course, I was alone,"
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"that I would bring someone sizzling hot with me to the wedding."
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"Hey, Donna, would you be my date?"
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"Mitch, I don't know what to say."
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"Oh, let me help you out. "NO!""
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"Donna, if you went with me, I might finally earn some respect from my family."
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"Let me say this for you one more time in Spanish."
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"NO!"
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"I taught him that."
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"Eric,"
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"it seems harmless."
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"No, Donna, I'm sorry, but"
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"I forbid it."
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"Oh."
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"Mitch, I'd love to go."
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"- Donna, what the hell? - No,"
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"I forbid you to ask me questions about this."
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"- But, Donna... - Let me tell you one more time in Spanish..."
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"oh, hey, Donna, thanks so much for doing this."
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"Sure, but, you know, just friends."
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"You don't get to touch any of this juicy stuff."
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"No, don't worry. I'll even ask another couple to be, like, chaperones."
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"Hey, Jackie, do you and Hyde want to go?"
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"Oh, I'm in. But I can't ask Steven."
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"I'm still on probation for tricking him into a ballroom dancing class."
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"I'll go with you, Jackie, but I warn you... don't drink too much."
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"I will take advantage."
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"Wow."
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"I can't believe you finally sprung for cable tv. Wasn't it you who said,"
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""I'd rather kiss Ho Chi Minh than pay for tv"?"
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"Well, your mother and I are running out of things to talk about, so"
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"I thought the extra 20 channels might help fill in the gaps."
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"Cable guy left? He forgot to hook up the basement."
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"No, he didn't so much forget as follow my "don't hook up the basement" instructions."
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"But, Red, for an extra 2 bucks a month, your wife and children could be enjoying full-frontal nudity."
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"But I don't want you to enjoy anything."
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"I want people your age out of my house."
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"Hey, I'm only here 'cause you had a heart attack."
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"I only had a heart attack because you're here."
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"I'm sorry, Michael, but I'm gonna have to search that bag."
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"Every time you leave my house with a backpack, I have to buy new hair spray."
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"I didn't take anything. This is lunch."
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"I planned a whole romantic day for me and Brooke."
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"So where are you and Brooke headed?"
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"Well, since she's having a baby, I thought I'd take her to a place that kids and girls like,"
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"so I figured I'd start the date off at an amusement park"
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"and we'd go on a ride on the "lightning whip"."
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"I'm gonna take her horseback riding up to this overlook, and then we're gonna get cozy"
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"and drink a little Bingo-Bango."
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"Oh, sweetie, you're so wrong, it makes me want to cry a little."
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"Pregnant women can't go on roller coasters, and they definitely can't drink alcohol,"
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"or bad things can happen to the baby."
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"Case in point.. Eric."
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"Well, we didn't know any better back then."
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"I'm teaching a baby-care class at the hospital. If you brought Brooke, I think she'd be very impressed."
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"All right. Yeah, sign us up."
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"You know, there was a time that all I had to do to impress a girl was turn my eyelids inside out."
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"This baby's changing everything. Oh."
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"Thanks again for doing this, Donna."
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"Grandpa saw me walk in with you, and he slipped me a 20."
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"Here, you should have this."
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"See, that kind of makes me a hooker."
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"Well, hello."
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"Looks like we're sharing a table here."
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"Here's your drink, here's your bread, and here's your new lover."
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"You wish."
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"I'm sitting next to a goddess."
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"I know. Didn't my hair come out great tonight?"
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"Not you, shorty. Her."
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"I need your help."
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"Oh, this is so easy, Fez. She's like me."
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"She's a country club girl, and we're bitches."
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"We only understand one thing.. money."
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"- How much should I give her? - No."
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"Fez, act rich."
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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Eric."
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"Eric, what are you doing here?"
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"I changed my work schedule so I could make sure that Mitch keeps his tiny little doll hands to himself."
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"Eric, Mitch is not a threat to you."
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"Okay, he's a perfectly harmless guy who happens to worship the ground I walk on."
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"You know, it's not his fault that I'm eye candy."
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"Well, relax. Don't worry. Everything will be fine."
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"Welcome to the holiday hotel ballroom. I'll be your waiter this evening,"
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"but unlike a normal waiter, I despise and may try to destroy you."
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"Waiter,"
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"I'm rich."
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"And as a rich man, I have much more money than you."
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"Fez, I'm really not in the mood."
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"Sometimes I'm not in the mood to count all my money, but I do it anyway because I am a fat cat."
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"Yeah, well, your bow tie is starting to unclip, fat cat."
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"Unbelievable. They come to this country. We give them a job..."
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"they're just so ungrateful."
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"I'm Christy. And you are?"
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"Ferrari."
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"Fez Ferrari."
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"hahaha.. oh, this charity car wash was a great idea, girls."
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"Let's take our shirts off!"
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"Who changed my channel?"
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"What the..."
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"Steven!"
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"What the hell's the matter with you?"
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"Stealing my cable!"
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"Red, before you blow your stack,"
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"why don't you take a look at that car wash girl?"
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"She is so sudsy."
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"You drilled a hole in my floor."
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"My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass!"
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"But, Red, the car wash girls have to make $500"
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"or their super-freaky love nest is gonna be turned into a bookstore."
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"Look, there's only one clicker, and that's upstairs."
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"My cable, my channel."
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