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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - 5:15 (S06E06)

"stop spraying me, silly, or I'm gonna have to come over there and kiss you."
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"Tasha, you want a kiss, too? Wow, Tasha, you have the biggest.."
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"...thunderstorms, which will result in a small-craft advisory on lake superior."
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"No, no!"
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"Man, look at all these preggos."
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"God, that one's walking like a gigantic duck."
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"She's definitely in her third trimester. The baby probably dropped."
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"Nah, I think it's still in there."
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"It means the baby's gotten itself into the birthing position."
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"Oh. Man, you really know stuff."
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"Well, I've read every baby book in the library."
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"By the way, did you ever read that book I gave you by Dr. Spock?"
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"No, I kind a lost interest when I realized it wasn't about "Star Trek.""
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"Well, you signed us up for this class, and that was very thoughtful."
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"Well, that's me. I'm Mr. Thoughtful."
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"Man, how many kids are you having?"
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"Oh, hi, Michael. Hope you're ready to talk boo-boos, burps and binkies."
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"Yeah, uh, Brooke, this is Mrs. Forman, the lady that told me I shouldn't take you horseback riding."
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"And, Mrs. Forman, this is Brooke, the hot librarian I impregnated."
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"Well, I am so happy you two are here."
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"And you should be happy, because you have me as your tour guide as"
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"you make the transition to parenthood."
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"Michael."
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"But that could have been anybody. Everybody knows I rule."
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"Okay, all right, okay. Let's get started."
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"Now, when you first bring your little bundles of joy home, they will spend almost 20 hours a day sleeping and pooping."
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"Man, that's the life, huh?"
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"Now who can tell me what they will do with the rest of their cute, little time?"
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"- Ooh. Yes, Brooke. - They'll be eating."
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"Very good. And what will they be eating?"
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"Hey, when you're not looking, I'm gonna sneak the little guy some popcorn."
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"Michael, babies can't eat popcorn. They don't even have teeth."
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"My grandma bessie doesn't have any teeth, and trust me, she ain't shy around a bucket of popcorn."
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"Well, Christy says money's great, but she wants to get to know the real me. And,"
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"And, um, I really care about her. So what's another fake, good quality"
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"I could pretend to have to trick her into the sack?"
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"Okay, um, okay, well, she's wearing fur, which means she must love animals,"
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"which means she must like sensitive guys."
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"Sensitive, huh?"
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"Mm-hmm. Oh, you're good."
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"Hey, cutie. Where you been?"
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"Who the hell do you think you are, talking to me like that? I'm sensitive."
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"I..I guess it's a tradition for the best man to say a few words."
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"And all I really want to say is that my brother"
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"is not the only one fortunate enough to find himself in love's warm embrace."
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"Or as I like to call her, my big, red love machine. That's her."
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"Mitch, what the hell are you doing?"
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"Ooh, look at that fireball go."
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"Feisty at the table, feisty in the bedroom."
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"No. No. She's feisty in my bedroom, people. My bedroom."
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"Okay, he's just some lying, crazy lunatic. He's crazy. This guy's crazy."
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"And, uh,"
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"my congratulations to the happy couple."
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"This is the best wedding I have ever been to."
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"...barometric pressure from a cold front out of Canada."
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"Look at all that hail in Buffalo."
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"How can you watch this?"
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"It comforts me to know that there are people out there more miserable than me,"
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"like those people in Buffalo... and you."
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"You have to sit here? Why don't you go read a book?"
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"Why don't you go read a book?"
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"Because... I have cable."
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"Very nice."
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"Baby says, "it's tight, but not too tight, and I wuv the way you powdered my wittle bottom.""
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"I never thought I'd say this, but you gotta take it easy on the 'nads."
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"I know what I'm doing. It's just, it sounded so much easier in the books."
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"Okay, there."
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"Ooh, let's have a look. Uh-oh."
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"Baby says, "that's too loose. Now I'm gonna wee-wee on daddy.""
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"I just have to redo the safety pin. God, why can't I do this?"
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"Oh, no. Baby says, "ouch, you poked me. Now I'm gonna cry. Wah! Wah!""
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"That's it. I give up."
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""Oh, mommy, don't leave me. I don't want to end up in state-run foster care. Wah! Wah!""
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"You know, you seem normal around your family, but out in the world, you're a little nuts."
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"So it turns out"
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"I was right about Mitch."
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"So let's see, that's you, wrong."
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"Me,"
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"right."
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"All right, you don't have to rub it in."
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"Uh, I think I do, Donna... So rub-a-dub-dub, I'm right."
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"I am humiliated!"
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"The only way I'm gonna get my pride back is to kick your ass!"
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"So I'm challenging you to a fight."
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"That is, unless you're too chicken."
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"What is this, third grade?"
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"Okay, here's what I just heard. ba-gawk, ooh, third grade, ooh."
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"Okay, you can stop doing that."
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"- Bawk, I can stop doing that, bawk. - Okay, fine. You know what? I'll fight you. Fine."
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"Good. Tomorrow! 5:15, the playground. You be there!"
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"Um, why not just do it at 5?"
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"I have swimming lessons!"
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"thank you so much for helping me with Christy."
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"She was telling me what she did last summer at camp,"
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"and I think she might be a whore."
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"- So if there's anything I can do for you.. - Actually, Fez, there is."
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"When the bride tosses the bouquet, I really want to catch it. It's such a sweet and magical moment,"
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"so I need you to knock some of those fat sluts out of my way."
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"I will make those weebles wobble."
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"And they will fall down."
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"Fez Ferrari,"
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"you're so rich and sensitive,"
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"I think I might go all the way with you."
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"But only if you get everyone out of my way so I can catch the bouquet."
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"How many bouquets do they throw?"
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"One."
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"Aye."
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"Let's see, who do I help?"
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"Old friend, new whore?"
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"Old friend, new whore?"
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"Oh, what am I saying? Do the right thing, Fez."
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"Okay, I don't know who gave you a tattoo, but that is not good parenting."
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"Look, Michael, I don't want to talk about it."
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"I thought I was ready, but today I found out I don't know how to use a diaper."
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"We are gonna be covered in poo."
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"Look, I think you're underestimating us, all right? Especially me. These beautiful hands aren't just made for foreplay."
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"Check it out."
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"I remember the first time I baby sat for my little brother"
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"and he power-dooked all over himself, right?"
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"So I got my mom's salad tongs and pulled off his pants,"
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