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Clips from Silicon Valley - Minimum Viable Product (S01E01)

"I firmly believe we can only achieve greatness"
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"if first we achieve goodness."
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"Erlich is gonna kick me out."
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"And I can't afford to pay rent here."
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"It's insane. $2800 a month,"
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"$4500 a month... With five people."
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"Jesus! Why is it so expensive here?"
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"Look at this place, it's a shithole."
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"Uh-oh. Here's another one."
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"Miss Palo Alto, 2K14."
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"There she goes."
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"Oh God, the marketing team is having another bike meeting."
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"Douchebags."
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"Yup, another day inside the Gavin Belson cult compound."
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"Hey, did you hear what Peter Gregory is doing?"
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"You mean buying that island in the Pacific?"
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"No, he's building one actually."
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"Baller."
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"Anyway, he's also offering a hundred k"
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"to people willing to skip or drop out of college"
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"to pursue their idea."
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"I don't know what happened to that guy,"
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"but he really hates college."
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"Anyway, he's doing a TED talks in Palo Alto tonight."
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"- We should try to get in. - I dropped out of college."
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"Maybe I should re-enroll and drop out again."
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"Try and get the money."
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"Brogrammers."
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"Oh, no, no."
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"Hey, uh, a double macchiato for me, dude."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, Rico, you been working out?"
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"No. No, I have not."
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"I don't have time to even if I wanted to."
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"I'm too busy working on my website."
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"Uh, I just, I don't want to end up being a Hooli lifer."
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"You know, working here forever."
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"Yeah, working for the most innovative company in the world,"
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"with top pay and vested stock options."
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"I can totally see why you wouldn't want that."
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"Yeah, you're like an artist. An entrepreneur."
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"An iconoclast."
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"I don't know, maybe."
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"Dude, we're just messing with you."
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"But we really want to help you with your site."
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"What's it called?"
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"Pied Piper."
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"- Dude, sounds amazing. - Yeah."
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"Why don't you shoot it over to us and we'll give it a look."
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"Maybe we can help."
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"- Uh, really? - Yeah."
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"Ok, yeah."
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"I mean it's always good to have more eyes on it."
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"It's... sent it."
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"Oh, you're making fun of me."
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"- Dude, no. - No, you are."
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"- Aw, Ricky, man. - Ricky. Ricky, come back."
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"It's actually Richard, so that's..."
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"- Pied wiper. - Wide diaper."
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"Gates, Ellison,"
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"Jobs, Dell."
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"All dropped out of college."
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"Silicon Valley is the cradle of innovation"
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"because of drop outs."
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"College... has become a cruel"
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"expensive joke on the poor"
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"and the middle class"
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"that benefits only the perpetrators of it."
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"- The bloated administrators. - You are a dangerous man,"
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"spewing ignorance!"
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"I don't think so."
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"I'm just saying people should trust themselves"
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"more than a system that happily churns out unemployed debtors"
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"and provides dubious value."
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"The true value of a college education is intangible."
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"The true value of snake-oil is intangible as well."
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"Fascist."
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"Anything?"
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"The usual riffs on twitter and instagram."
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"Nothing I'd fund."
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"Hi, excuse me, Mr. Gregory?"
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"I have an idea I'd love to pitch you, if you have time."
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"Oh."
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"Well, that is before I just give up and go back to college."
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"Don't! Do not do that."
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"Go work at Burger King."
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"Go into the woods and forage for nuts and berries."
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"Do not go back to college!"
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"I think I have been played."
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"Fine. Go ahead and pitch."
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"You have until I fasten the seat-belt in my car."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Pied Piper is a proprietary site that lets you find out"
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"if your music is infringing on any existing copyrights."
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"So, imagine you were a song writer, ok?"
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"I don't think I could write a song."
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"Yeah, no, just imagine if you were."
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"I don't even think I could say, Pied Piper is a proprietary site."
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"Well, I just did but it wasn't easy."
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"Crunching all those songs"
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"to find matches sounds like it would take incredible processing power."
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"- I mean... - Yes."
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"Yes, it does."
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"No, no. Its... I made an algorithm."
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"Look, why don't you send me a link to your project and we'll take a look."
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"Ok, yeah, great."
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"I put the prototype up on github."
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"Pied Piper. I'll look it up."
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"It's like the fable with the kids"
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"and then the rats and the music."
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"That is a narrow car."
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"Fucking billionaires."
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"Hey, wanna check out twig-boy's website?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"You have to download your own media player?"
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"Ahh."
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"Look at me, I traveled back to 2009."
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"Wait a sec."
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"What is this file size?"
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"1.2 megabytes? No way."
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