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Clips from Master of None - Hot Ticket (S01E01)

"Sarah, girl from Jane, says,"
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""Yes, would love to go!"
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"So excited. Let me know where to meet you.""
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"I did it!"
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"Congratulations."
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"You found a girl in a city of nine million people"
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"who's willing to go to a free concert with your ass."
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"Hit Play, man."
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"Are you guys having a hard time with these accents?"
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"I haven't understood a single word of this entire show."
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"I'm loving the visuals, but I'm like,"
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""What's that, 'Batch?""
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"Negroni."
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"Ah, grazie, hombre."
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"- Mmm, mmm, mmm. - Mmm."
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"You know what I was thinking about the other day?"
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"If I played pool all the time for, like, three months,"
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"I think I could be a pool shark."
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"Like, how good you got to be to get to shark status?"
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"And then the whole pretending to be bad?"
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"I mean, that I can do really well."
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"Dude, same with bowling."
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"If I bowled every night for a month,"
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"I would be on that nonstop strike status."
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"Yeah, pro bowlers are just people"
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"that practice bowling all the time."
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"I guess what we're saying is, if you do something long enough,"
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"you're gonna be good at it."
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"Mm, yeah."
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"This conversation isn't that insightful."
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"Ooh, who's this?"
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"It's Alice."
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"She said her work schedule changed."
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"She can go to the concert tonight."
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"Fuck!"
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"Dude, you cancel on that other girl."
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"No, I can't do that."
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"That's rude."
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"Bro, that ticket is some VIP shit."
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"You take Alice."
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"Take the other girl to boba tea next week."
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"Ah, it's pretty rude to flake, man."
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"Bro, listen to me."
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"How many times have girls flaked on you?"
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"Think about all that emotional stress they caused."
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"Mm."
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"- I'm hearing what you're saying. - Huh?"
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"It's starting to make a lot of sense."
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"Eh, maybe I've been looking at this from the wrong angle."
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"You know?"
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"Yeah. I mean, whatever."
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"We can be shitty to people now,"
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"and it's accepted."
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"It's one of the great things about being alive today."
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"I'm taking Alice."
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"I'm so proud of you."
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"- Come here! - Yeah!"
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"Whoo!"
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"- Hey, what's up, Alice? - Hi."
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"- How are you? - Good."
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"So slight change of plans."
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"Um, Father John Misty canceled."
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"It's now Bone Thugs-N-Harmony."
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"I hope that's okay."
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"Oh, no, yeah."
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"I hope they do Crossroads."
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"Uh, should we go in?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Let's do it."
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"So, uh, how long you been at Delmano?"
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"About three years."
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"Ah, cool."
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"And what do you do again?"
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"Uh, actor, right?"
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"Uh, yeah. Mostly commercials."
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"I swear I heard your voice once"
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"at the end of one of those, uh, fast-food commercials."
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"Am I wrong?"
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"I don't know. Were you?"
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"Wendy's. It just tastes right."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- That was you. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Oh, that's great."
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"Yeah, um, should we grab some drinks?"
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"No, no, you got the tickets."
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"Let me grab these."
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"No, no, come on, please--"
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"No, no, no, you will respect my authority!"
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"Oh, is Cartman in the mix?"
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"But, Mom!"
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"Do you like South Park?"
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"Uh, yeah, it's a funny show."
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"What can I get you?"
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"Cheesy poofs!"
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"No, I'm just kidding. Can I get two beers?"
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"You got it."
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"Do you like to travel?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"I went to Montreal not too long ago."
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"Have you ever been there?"
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"Yeah, I love that place."
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"Like, the best food."
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"And it feels like you're in Europe."
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"It's so fun."
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"Oh, can you take a Vine of me real quick?"
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"Uh, sure."
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"Uh, all right, yeah, got the whole stage and everything."
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"Ready?"
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"And go."
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"What up, world?"
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"It's me, Alice."
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"I'm here at the super secret Father John Misty show."
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"Whoo!"
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"- Mm. - All right."
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"Let me do one more. Let me do a silly one."
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"All right, a silly one."
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"And action."
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"Hello, governor."
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"It's me, Alice."
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"I'm at the Father John Misty show."
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"Whoo! Miami!"
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