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Clips from Master of None - Hot Ticket (S01E01)

"We need to contain the sickening."
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"Dr. Graham, what's the latest on the outbreak in Kentucky?"
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"Kentucky, Madam President?"
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"Kentucky is gone."
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"The sickening, it got them all."
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"Has there been any progress on the cure?"
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"I have my best technicians analyzing the samples"
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"as we speak."
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"All right."
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"Let's add 50 milligrams of the iGG solution."
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"Right away, Dr. Vincent."
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"Solution is stable."
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"It's game time."
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"Let's add the virus."
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"Where did you obtain the sample?"
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"Found it off some monkey at the Memphis Zoo."
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"It's the latest strain."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Virus, party of one, your table is ready."
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"Careful."
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"Easy."
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"Solution is nonreactive."
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"Antibodies are stable."
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"Madam President, we have a cure."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Outstanding."
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"You did it, Doctor."
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"It was a team effort, Terry."
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"What the fuck is happening?"
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"Oh, God. The virus is mutating!"
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"- How did it adapt so quickly? - I don't know."
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"We got to get the fuck out of here!"
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"Put the sample back in storage!"
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"Oh, shit. Fuck."
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"Activate containment protocol!"
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"I don't want to die!"
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"I pledge allegiance to the flag..."
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"Get the president out of here!"
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"Get her out of here now! God damn it, now!"
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"The sickening!"
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"It's happening!"
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"It's gonna kill us all!"
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"Cut."
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"- That's a cut. - Cut!"
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"That was mayhem."
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"All right, let's break for a soft 15, okay?"
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"- Back in 15. - Soft 15, folks."
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"So this is your first movie, huh?"
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"Yeah. Pretty crazy story."
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"I auditioned, and I got a callback."
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"And then they said they cast this other guy."
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"And then the other guy dropped out."
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"And then they called me back again, and I got it."
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"That's a pretty boring story."
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"I wouldn't tell that to anyone else."
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"Yeah, I could feel it going south as I was saying it."
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"Wow. It's a pretty crazy set."
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"Yeah. This is a huge movie."
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"It's a great gig."
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"I didn't have this kind of spread"
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"on the set of The Cookout."
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"What?"
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"I knew I recognized you!"
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"You were the white guy that fell into the grill."
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"You ruined Marquise's barbecue."
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"I did. I ruined it."
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"Hold on."
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"Were you also in Soul Plane 3: This Is How We Flew It?"
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"Maybe."
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"Does this ring a bell?"
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"I told you, no twerking during takeoff!"
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"That's a classic line."
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"You know what?"
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"I improvised that line."
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"Ooh. Nice tidbit."
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"You know another tidbit?"
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"Taye Diggs? He hates celery."
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"But I love it."
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"Hey, Brian,"
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"you want to go see Father John Misty on Saturday?"
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"The secret show?"
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"Yes. How'd you swing that?"
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"Um, my friend Dave had tickets,"
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"and then he got kidney stones,"
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"and he can't go."
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"Oh, damn. Is he okay?"
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"Um, I don't know."
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"I forgot to ask."
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"I just printed the tickets and got psyched for the show."
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"Bro, you cannot take Brian, man."
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"It's gonna be an amazing show."
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"You got a hot ticket, you bring a hot lady."
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"Mm, he's right. Sorry, Brian."
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"You're not invited anymore."
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"Cool. Thanks, Arnold."
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"No problem, buddy."
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"Let's see."
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"There's this girl Anna"
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"I met at the Cabin Bar a few weeks ago."
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"Um, in the description, I put "headband.""
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"She must've been wearing one."
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"And there's this other girl"
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"I met at my friend Zach's birthday party"
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"who writes for The New York Times."
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"So between girl with the headband"
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"and journalist?"
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"I'ma go with the journalist."
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"Dude, it's a Father John Misty show."
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"There's gonna be white people everywhere."
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"Bring an Asian guy in case you need backup"
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"when the race war goes down."
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"If the race war goes down"
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"and I'm at a Father John Misty show, I'm already fudged."
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"You guys need anything?"
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"Um, no."
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"I think we're all good, Alice."
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"Thanks."
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"Okay, I'm closing out."
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"But James can help you if you need anything."
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"Oh, my God, I love those shoes."
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