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Clips from The Office - Pilot (S01E01)

"Yeah, stop. That's ridiculous."
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"Am I gonna tell them? No I'm not going to tell them, I don't see the point of that."
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"As a doctor you would not tell a patient if they had cancer."
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"This is Mister Scott."
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"Ryan Howard from the temp agency"
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"<?Ted Nickels?> set me down to start today"
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"Howard, like Moe Howard, Three Stooges?"
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"Right here, my vibe. Oh Pam, that's a guy thing Pam."
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"I'm sort of a student in comedy"
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"I'm Hitler, Adolph Hitler"
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"I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go."
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"Because then I might"
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"It's just, I don't think it's many little girls dream to be a receptionist."
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"I like to do illustrations,"
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"mostly water color, a few oil pencil."
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"Jim thinks they're good."
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"Dundler Mifflin this is Pam."
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"Sure, Mr. Davis, let me call you right back."
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"Yeah, some just came up, two minutes. Thank you very much."
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"Dwight, what are you doing?"
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"- What?"
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"- What are you doing?"
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"Just clearing my desk, I can't concentrate"
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"- It's not on your desk."
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"- It's overlapping."
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"It's all coming over the edge."
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"One word, two syllables : demarcation."
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"- You can't do that."
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"- Why not?"
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"Safety violation, I could fall and pierce, and organ."
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"We'll see"
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"This is why the whole downsizing thing just doesn't bother me."
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"Downsizing?"
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"I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since Halpert got here"
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"even brought it up on my interview."
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"I say, bring it on!"
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"You just still have messages for yesterday. Relax everything is under control"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah oh that's important, right."
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"Oh, this is so important, I should run to answer it."
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"What?"
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"Come on. Six million dollars man, Steve Austin,"
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"actually that would be a good salary for me don't you think? Six million dollars?"
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"Memo to Jan: I deserve a raise"
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"Don't we all?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"There's nothing!"
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"If you are unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR,"
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"ok? Not today, ok? Pam just, be professional."
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"I think I'm a role model here, I think I garner other people respect."
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"Attention on Dundler Mifflin employees, please we have a meeting in the conference room ASAP"
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"People I respect, heros of mine, would be Bob Hope,"
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"Abraham Lincoln, definitely,"
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"Bono,"
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"and probably God be the fourth one."
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"And I just think all those people really helped the world, in so many ways,"
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"that it's, it's really beyond words."
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"It's really uncalculable."
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"Now, I know there's some rumors out there, and I just kind want to see ."
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"I'm assistant regional manager, I should know first."
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"Assistant to the regional manager."
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"Ok. Can you just tell me please?"
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"I'm about to tell everybody. Just a whisper in my ear."
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"I'm just about to tell exeryone"
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"Please, ok."
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"Do you want me to tell them?"
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"You don't know what it is!"
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"Can you tell them, with my permission?"
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"I don't need your..."
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"Permission granted. Go ahead I don't need your..."
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"Permission granted. Go ahead"
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"Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me,"
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"and Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stanford branch or this branch."
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"I heard they might be closing this branch down,"
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"That's just..."
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"That's just the rumor going around this is my first day I don't really know."
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"Yeah, but Michael what if they downsize here?"
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"Not gonna happen"
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"It could be out of your hands, Michael"
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"It won't be out of my hands, Stanley, ok?"
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"I promise you that."
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"Can you promise that?"
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"On his mother's grave."
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"Well yeah it is a promise, and frankly I'm a little bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it."
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"It's just that we need to know"
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"Hold on a second, I think Pam wanted to say something, Pam?"
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"You had a look that you wanted to ask a question, just then?"
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"I was in the meeting with Jan and she did said that it could be this branch that gets the axe."
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"Are you sure about that?"
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"Pam? Maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings."
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"Pam, information is power."
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"So you can't say for sure whether it's gotta to be us or them."
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"No no, no Stanley, no you did not see me in there with her."
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"I said, if corporate wants to come in here, and interfere then they're gonna have to go through me, right?"
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"You know, you can go a mess with Josh's people,"
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"but I'm the head of this family,"
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"and you ain't gonna be messing with my children."
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"If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head?"
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"You know, tonnage price of minal folders?"
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"Pam's favorite flavor of yoghourt, which is mix berry."
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"Jim said mix berries?"
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"Yeah he's under me"
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"Watch out for this guy Dwight Schrute in the building!"
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"This is Ryan, the new temp."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Introduce yourself, be polite"
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"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager."
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"Assistant to the Regional Manager."
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"So Dwight tell him about the kung fu, and the car and everything."
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"Yeah, I got a 78-2-8 <?daisy?>, I've bought her for 1200, fixed it up, now worth three grand."
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"That is his profit!"
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"New engine, suspension I've got some photos"
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"Damn it!"
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"Ok, hold on,"
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"Judge is in cession. What is the problem here?"
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"He put my stuff in jello again."
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"That's rough professional, thanks"
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"That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first time."
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"It's ok here, but people some how is taking advantage because it's so relaxed."
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"I'm a volunteer sheriff's deputy on the week ends,"
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"and you cannot screw around there."
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