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Clips from Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

"- Good to see ya. - Good to see you."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"And we're not dating anymore."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"No. We... are getting married."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Congratulations, you guys."
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"- You're fucking getting married? - Yeah."
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"- When? - Next week."
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"It's going to be a perfect day."
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"I mean, that's assuming we get those Stargazer lilies for the bouquets."
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"This florist has been a complete nightmare."
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"Fucking assholes."
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"Colton's practically planning the whole wedding all by himself."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"So, Rold, Brewster Keegan letting you off the leash for a little vay-cay?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I own that place now, Colton."
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"Thank you so much for the hook-up."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Hey, I ran into Todd, at Whitaker's, of course."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"He told me you got a job working for the government."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Yeah! Yeah, President Bush and my dad were in the same fraternity."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Oh, that's right. - Oh, Jesus."
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"Yeah, yeah, when he gave my dad that appointment at the Defense Department..."
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"- I became his right-hand man. - Douche."
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"The President's supposed to be at our wedding..."
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"- but you know how busy he is. - Yeah."
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"Sounds like an incredible job, man."
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"Hey, you really got some major connections to the top."
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"If you ever need anything, I'm your man."
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"- Thank you so much, buddy. - Anytime."
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"This guy's the best."
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"- So, sweetheart, we should get going. - Yes."
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"- Good to see you guys again. - Congratulations again."
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"- Thank you. Take care, thank you. - It's so nice."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"Dude, I can't believe they're getting married."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"We've only been broken up two years."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Plus that dude has date-rape face."
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"I don't even know what that is."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"One who possesses the face of a date rapist."
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"Right. Listen..."
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"I'm sorry, bro."
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"But we are going to Amsterdam. Come on."
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"This is true. This is true, Roldy."
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"# Ooh wee #"
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"- Man, this is so not like me. - Yeah."
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"It's like I'm a whole new Harold. Better, faster, stronger."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Nice."
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"Man, I've never used a sick day before."
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"I'm taking a whole week off from work here, man."
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"And in less than eight hours, we're gonna be in Amsterdam."
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"- This is nuts. This is nuts. - I know, dude."
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"It's gonna be exactly like Euro Trip, only it's not gonna suck."
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"- It's gonna be awesome. - It's not not gonna be awesome."
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"Dude. Dude, this chick's giving me such a boner, it's awesome."
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"Thank you. You ruined the moment."
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"She's all yours, buddy."
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"- You wanna pause it? - I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
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"No, that's..."
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"Enjoy."
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"Just a minute."
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"Fuc..."
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"Hey, hey."
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"Let me in."
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"What are you doing? I'm taking a piss, asshole!"
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"- Yeah. - Yo!"
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"I'm not joining the mile-high club with you."
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"What about the really high club?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Are you retarded? - No."
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"You brought weed on the fucking airplane?"
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"- Yep. - What the fuck?"
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"Wait a second. You were giving that security guard shit."
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"Yeah. How else was I supposed to get past him?"
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"By not bringing drugs on an airplane?"
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"- Look... What are you doing? What is this? - You'll see."
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"Harold Lee, I would like to introduce you to an invention of mine."
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"Meet the smokeless bong."
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"- You made this? - You know, I did."
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"When you were slaving away at work..."
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"I was actually being a productive member of society."
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"- Yeah, that's really productive. - Let me show you how it works."
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"So you take a little weed..."
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"put it in the bowl right here and light it just like a normal bong, OK?"
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"Now here's the truly genius part."
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"Inside this mechanism, I have actually made a little tiny, tiny fan..."
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"and some disinfectant powder, OK, it works sort of like a deodorizer..."
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"so that anything it expunges smells like Lysol."
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"- Put it away. - No, dude."
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"Can you not wait till we get to Amsterdam?"
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"It's the weed capital of the world!"
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"- No. - Put the bong away!"
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"- Take the inaugural hit, dude. - No!"
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"Come on, man."
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"- Then I'm gonna do it. - Put it away. Put the frickin' bong away."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Turb..."
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"Terrorist!"
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"Roldy?"
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"- What the fuck is that thing in his hands? - No, ma'am, not a terrorist."
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"- He's just an idiot. - This is just a bong."
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"He said he got a bomb!"
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"No, people, it's a water pipe for tobacco."
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"No, no, no, it's not a bomb. It's just a bong."
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"Poison gas!"
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"It's marijuana! Marijuana!"
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"You picked the wrong plane, you terrorist fuck!"
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"Hey! Hey, what are you doing?"
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"There are three air marshals on board. Three!"
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"We are not terrorists! Sir, that's a bong, not a bomb."
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"Shut up!"
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"I got this one!"
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"- Roldy? - Please don't!"
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"I am in a great amount of pain!"
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"Everybody relax. Just calm down. Everything is under control."
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"Tell 'em to turn the plane around. These two assholes are goin' back to the U.S."
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"Secretary Fox. Glad you could make it."
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"Think I'd miss a terrorist attack of this magnitude?"
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"Not a fuckin' chance."
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"Who are these people?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Representatives of the different intelligence agencies."
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"I assume Secretary Whitmore's coming?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Negative. He's on an ice fishing trip in Glacier Bay."
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"I'm in charge while he's gone."
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"Well, shouldn't he be alerted?"
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"Isn't this issue of more importance than an ice fishing trip?"
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