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Clips from Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

"Who are you again?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Dr. John Beecher, Vice Chairman of the NSA."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Yeah, well, listen, Dr... Dipshit."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You've obviously never been ice fishing before."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- No, I haven't. - Yeah, well, it's fucking exhilarating."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"The last thing anyone would want while fishing for pike is to be interrupted."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Now back off..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"and let me do my job."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"What's up with the guy with the weird eyes?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"He handicapped or something?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"We believe he's of Korean descent."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"My God."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"North Korea and al-Qaeda workin' together."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"This is bigger than I thought."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You couldn't wait?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You couldn't fucking wait?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"We were about to have all the legal weed we wanted."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You know, in Amsterdam, where we were going!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Thought you could get away with this, huh?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You thought that after 9/11 our national security was a joke, huh?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Well..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"guess what?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"What?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"We knew you fuckers would be back."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Holy shit! - But we're Americans, man."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- We love America. We love America! - Very much."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"That's a convenient thing to say..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"after you try and blow up a plane filled with Americans!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- No. - No, we didn't do..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"No, you see, you have the wrong idea."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"My idiot friend here brought marijuana..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- on the plane. - Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Zip it, Hello Kitty. OK? I know your operation's funded through drugs."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"No. This is typical government bullshit, sir. I..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Hey, hey, hey. Shut up. Shut up! - I..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- No, I'm trying to explain it! Harold! - Shut up, shut up, shut up! Shut up!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Do we have the right to make a phone call?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Yeah. Yeah!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I'm sorry. You want rights now."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You want freedoms right now."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Is it time? Is it freedom o'clock?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Guess what. - What?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Where you guys are going, they have never even heard of rights."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Well, where are we going?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"We're innocent men! We're innocent men!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I'm an innocent man."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I donate blood."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"And toys for tots."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"See why I'm against paying taxes?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Hey! Hey."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Fuck you!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Dude, calm down, OK?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Look on the bright side. There's a sink. There's a toilet."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"The pillow actually looks pretty comfortable."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"OK. You don't speak to me, ever."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Ever. - OK."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- No! Shut up! - OK."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"So what are you guys in here for?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"For giving the United States a taste of their own medicine."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- You guys are real terrorists? - Some call us terrorists."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Others call us heroes."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Screw that. You think you guys are heroes for killing innocent people?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"It's 'cause of assholes like you that we're even in this fucking place..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"you fucking cowards!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Well, maybe if the people in your country stopped eating donuts..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"and started realizing what your government is doing to the world..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"assholes like us wouldn't exist."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Fuck you! Donuts are awesome! - They're delicious."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You like donuts?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Well, wait till you see what they make you eat in here."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Yeah? - What do they make you eat in here?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Ever hear of a cockmeat sandwich?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"What's a cockmeat sandwich?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You're about to find out."
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"Right about now. Sucker."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"All right, cockmeat sandwich time. You know the drill."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"What about them? They just got here!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Big Bob's taking care of them."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Big Bob. - Big Bob?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I hope you like donuts."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Let's go to work. Hey, listen, guys, enjoy."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Holy shit."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Oh, yeah, that's it."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- This is not good. - No, Kumar, it is not good."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- I've never had to suck a dick before. - Me neither."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I bet it sucks dick."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Shit, dude."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Please don't let it be Big Bob. Please don't let it be Big Bob."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Please don't let it be Big Bob. Come on."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Please don't let it be Big Bob. Please don't let it be Big Bob."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Please don't let it be Big Bob."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Please don't let it be Big Bob. - I'm Big Bob."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Fuck. - Yes, you are."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"No?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Well, you better get hungry real fast..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"'cause I got a whole lot of sandwich waitin' for ya."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Holy shit!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- All right, let's get goin'. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, Big Bob..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I got to ask you a question before this all goes down."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You're the ones that's gay for suckin' my dick!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- What? - In fact..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"creeps me out just bein' around you fags."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- But... - All right."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Wait... - Get down on your knees..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- and open your mouths. - Please, Big Bob."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Why don't you just kick our ass instead?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Get on your fucking knees! - All right. All right."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- All right, all right, all right, all right. - You go first, dude."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Hope you boys like extra mayo."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Jesus, Kumar. - Oh, I hate you so much!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"God, his dick smells like shit, dude."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Holy shit!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- What the hell happened? - That terrorist fuck bit my dick!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Come on. - Wait, wait, wait, wait a second!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Should we? What if they kill us out there?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"They're gonna fucking make us suck their dicks if we don't."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
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