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Clips from Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

"# I see trees of green #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Red roses too #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# I see them bloom #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# For me and you #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# And I think to myself #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# What a wonderful world #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# I see skies of blue #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# And clouds of white #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# The bright blessed day #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# The dark sacred night #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# And I think to myself #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# What a wonderful world #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Yes #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# I think to myself #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# What a wonderful #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Yes, dude!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"What the fuck? What the fuck? What are you doing?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I'm taking the most incredible dump of all time, man."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You couldn't wait till I got out of the shower?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"May I remind you that we both just ate 30 burgers..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"and four large orders of fries?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Don't worry, in a little bit, I'm sure it'll hit you too."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"It may be. But I'm gonna wait till you get out of the shower."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Well, don't wait too long. We've got to leave for the airport in an hour."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Ooh, that burns."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- An hour? - Hey, and, Roldy?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Yeah?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Nice pubes."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Asshole, get out of here right now."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Wipe and leave. Wipe and leave now! - Dude, this thing is huge!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I think it still has cheese on it."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Ooh wee #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Ooh wee #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# La, la, la, la, la, la-la #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# When I step into the party all the ladies wanna know #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# I'm hangin' with the ballers, yeah, or my nigga Ghost #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# I can tell you what they say, haters, if you wanna know #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# They say ooh wee #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# When I'm rollin' my Mercedes all the ladies wanna roll #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Be my Juliet and I can be your Romeo #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# If you actin' menace I can pick another ho #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Ooh wee, ooh wee #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Ooh wee # # La, la, la, la, la, la-la #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# In the middle of the summer, or even 20 below #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# I'm a bad motherfucker I'm way too fuckin' cold #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Let me tell you what they say when I'm pullin' off my drawers #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# They say ooh wee #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Ooh wee # # La, la, la, la, la, la-la #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Ooh wee #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Aiyo, aiyo #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# My game's here to party just to cut up a rug #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Don't make me have to cut up a thug #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Now play something for me, DJ, 'cause there's nothin' but love #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Hosted by the ladies who lookin' for somethin' to rub #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"# Ooh wee #"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Dude. Oh, my Go... I just realized something."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"What?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Maria's gonna think I'm a stalker, man. I'm following her to Amsterdam."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Dude, relax. I have a med school interview in ten minutes."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You don't see me freaking out."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Don't worry, man, she'll be psyched to see you."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Oh, psyched? You think she's gonna be psyched?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Totes, dude. Why wouldn't she be?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"So how does this work?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"We just... we show up in Amsterdam and we start calling hotels..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"and ask if they have a Maria staying there?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- I don't even know her last name. - Dude, it's totally cool."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"We're definitely gonna find her."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Amsterdam is a very small place. It's not gonna be..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Sir, I need you to step aside, please. Let me search you."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Did I beep? - No, you didn't beep."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Just a random security check."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"If you could just step aside, please? Just over here."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Random, huh? - Yeah."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"So this has nothing to do with my ethnicity?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Kumar, just do what the guy says."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Sir, it's our job as airport security..."
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"to search for all possible weapons or illegal drugs."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"So just because of the color of my skin, you assume that I have drugs on me?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- No, he's... - What are you, a racist?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Racist? Dude, I'm black."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"He's black. He's not a racist."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Please, dude, you're barely even brown."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"No, he didn't mean that."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Compared to me, you look like Matthew Perry."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Hey, who you calling Matthew Perry, bitch?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I'm calling you Matthew Perry, you Matthew Perry-looking bitch!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"No, there's nobody here who is Matthew Perry. No one!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"What is going on here?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Sir, Matthew Perry over here thinks that I have illegal narcotics on me..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"because I'm a minority."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"This is textbook racial profiling..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"and I'd be more than happy to call the ACLU or the government..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sorry for the inconvenience, sir."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- You can move along. - I appreciate it. Thanks, Matt Perry."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"What do you mean, what am I doing? He called me Matthew Perry."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Well, you look like Matthew Perry."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- He's white! - So what?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Why does everything have to become a huge argument with you, man?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"'Cause this is America, dude..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"and as long as I have my freedom of speech, no one's gonna shut me up."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Kumar?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Roldy?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Vanessa. - Oh, my God!"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Good to see you. - So good to see you. I..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Hi. Hey. - Hey."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Hey."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"God, it's been forever. What are you guys doing?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"We're actually on our way to Amsterdam."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Amsterdam? - Yeah."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Well, you guys haven't changed."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"You have. You look amazing. Your hair is diff..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Doesn't she look amazing? - Yeah."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Yeah, you look great. You look awesome. Sorry."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"What am I even saying? You look different and..."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"- Kumar Patel, you're flustered. - Little bit."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"So, what's up with you? You still dating the Abercrombie-wearing douchebag?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Actually, it's Brooks Brothers."
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"Colton! How are you, buddy?"
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
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