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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - Shitstorm (S01E01)

"[Lionel] Oh, dear."
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"-[Gavin panting] -Hey, Greasy! Hey, Ghostly! Here it is!"
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"-[booming] -Whoa! Fuck me!"
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"[coughs] It's okay. Go on without me."
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"Well, yeah, obviously. I mean, you know, we're not that close."
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"-I did fuck her once. -All right."
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"[blowing]"
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"Ooh! Ooh!"
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"Well, there's no extinguishing this, is there?"
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"-I'm afraid we must turn back. -You wish, you Great British jerkoff."
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"-I'm gettin' us out there! -But, but, but how?"
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"With my big ol' firehose dick!"
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"[loud thud]"
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"Oh, right. Well, you've described it that way before, but I--"
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"Yeah, people think it's a figure of speech."
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"-Well, I certainly did. -It's not!"
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"I fucking hate language! Now stand back!"
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"-[triumphant music playing] -[Gavin] Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"-Fuck! Ow! Ow! Ow! -Oh, poor thing. It hurts, does it?"
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"Every time."
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"-Look! There's an opening, go, now! -[nervously] No."
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"-Go, go, go, you floating nothing! -[whimpering]"
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"Ahh! The fire! The piss! The fire and the piss!"
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"-[screaming] -Oh, my. Anything I can do?"
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"-The fire! The piss! -Just say."
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"-[groaning] -Oh, my."
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"[Rochelle yelps]"
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"-Rochelle? Are you okay? -I'm fine!"
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"Ahh!"
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"When this is all over, I'm gonna go to your house and mess it up so bad."
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"How you gonna get there? Your shitty car is totaled."
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"-[Doug] Ahh! -Can you believe this idiot?"
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"Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he-- he sucks. He's bad, and…"
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"You know what? I-- I gotta go. [grunts]"
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"-Maury? Maury! Maury, you alive in there? -[Maury groans]"
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"We are alive. Baby and me, thank you, but hurry!"
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"[inhales deeply]"
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"-[Dante] Ahh! -One last stringy part."
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"-[slashing] -[Pete] Got it!"
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"[sighs] Give me my donger, I wanna hold it."
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"-Okay. -You'll always be my favorite, you."
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"[sobbing] I'm so sorry."
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"-[sniffles] They can reattach him, right? -Maybe?"
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"-[gasps] No! -Maybe not."
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"My sweet pee-pee! Come back!"
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"-[Pete] Oh, no! Dante. -Come back!"
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"Just let it go!"
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"[gulps and gags]"
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"It's too much ham. I can't, Joe, I'm gonna puke."
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"-No! No, Gil. -I feel it coming up."
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"If you puke from that ham, then ham will be a food that makes you puke."
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"Forever. And I am not gonna let my best friend lose ham, okay?"
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"-[Rochelle] What are you doing? -Helping you! You're welcome."
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"I don't need your help!"
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"Not that one. That's not it. Hang on, Maury."
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"There's, like, a million keys on here and they're all covered in Todd's guts."
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"[grunting]"
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"[chuckling] Poopy."
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"It's gone, Dante. Just leave it."
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"And I would if it were my bottom left or even upper right,"
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"but it's my bottom right, man."
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"You have three dongs, but only one life. And you have Rochelle."
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"You should be fighting to see her again. So, let's go."
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"-Rochelle? -Yeah, she's amazing."
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"And I'd sacrifice a thousand dicks for her."
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"But if that thing's more important to you than she is,"
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"then you deserve to lose both."
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"You're right. I'm an idiot."
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"I fucking love her, Pete, I love her so much!"
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"Then take my hand."
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"[both struggling]"
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"Emmy, don't!"
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"Shut up and take my hand!"
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"No dead guy, no dead guy, no dead guy. Yes!"
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"-[gasping] -You're alive! Take my hand."
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"Bite it, Gil. Bite it and swallow it."
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"I can't, Joe! Take my ham."
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"[gasps]"
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"Okay, now fly down."
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"I can't!"
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"I found boards! Dougie, where's the hammer?"
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"Oh, God, where'd I put the toolbox?"
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"Come on!"
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"Becca, dude, enough with the petty bullshit."
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"Just grow the fuck up and help."
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"You're right."
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"I just need something hard and metal."
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"Oh, shit. Doug, what about that Charles Barkley garbage statue you made?"
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"I know, what about it, right?"
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"Here! You can use it as a hammer."
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"[gasps] Genius."
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"Is there anything Charles Barkley can't do?"
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"-Doug, hurry up! -[triumphant music playing]"
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"-Holy crud, it's working! -Amazing!"
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"[yelps]"
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"[sighs]"
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"Are you okay?"
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"-Yeah. -[sighs]"
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"-[straining] -[both grunt]"
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"[Pete grunting]"
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"-Phew! -You only used the one arm just then?"
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"Technically, I also used my lats and deltoids."
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"Hmm. Wow."
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"Are you sure you couldn't have lifted that statue off my dick, mate?"
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"-Um, um, pretty sure. -Pretty sure, huh?"
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"-No, I'm sure. -All right."
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"-Yeah. I'm-- I'm-- I'm pretty sure. -Uh-huh."
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"[sighing wearily]"
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"-[electricity crackling] -Oh!"
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"Look at that. Oh, no, thank you."
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"What's the matter, Cumbledore? You scared?"
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"Gavin! You're…"
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"Alive, fucker! You gonna plug that thing back in or not?"
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"Um, uh, not. Yes. Quite not."
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"We have a mission!"
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"Gavin, I adore that mission, really."
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"I'm simply of the mind that, if I complete it, I'll die, so…"
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"Everybody dies sometime, kid."
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"[groans] Boys are strong!"
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"[grunting loudly]"
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