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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - Shitstorm (S01E01)

"[rain falling]"
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"[thunder rumbles]"
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"[grunting and yelping]"
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"Go home? Because of some rain?"
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"Someone needs to die for that dumb fuckin' idea, Pete."
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"-And I don't care who. -I'm telling you, Petra."
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"This is gonna be a category four hurricane."
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"I've run the numbers."
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"Numbers? What the fuck are you talking about, fuckin' numbers?"
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"There are numbers. They've been run."
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"Ooh, those numbers are ugly. Wow, yeah, I'm with Pete on this one."
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"Uh, I don't need you, of all people, "with me.""
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"He's agreeing with you, you dookie-head."
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"-[thunder rumbling] -Well, anyways, long story short,"
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"I puked so hard, I could taste my own sweet butthole."
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"-No kidding. -That's a hard puke."
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"Sounds like the last time I was knocked up."
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"Exactly."
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"God, I had morning sickness and the gestational diabetes."
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"-Gil remembers. -Absolutely! Sympathy diabetes."
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"Ha! No, no, no, I'm not pregnant. I couldn't be."
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"-Could I? -[lightning cracks]"
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"Okay. [grunts]"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"[chuckling] Oh, my God."
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"-["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe playing] -♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪"
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"♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"♪ It's like I'm powerful With a little bit of tender ♪"
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"♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪"
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"♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪"
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"♪ There's nothin' better ♪"
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"♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"[anxiously] Wow! Eleven miles over the speed limit, Becs."
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"I thought we agreed our window was ten."
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"Ugh, I know that, Barry, but I'm trying to get us out of this frickin' hurricane."
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"Please can I floor it just to piss him off?"
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"No, because, remember, we love him! He's just trying to keep us safe."
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"Okay, you're right, Barry."
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"-I'll slow down. -[lightning cracks]"
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"-Ahh! -[Barry] Oh, God!"
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"Oh, God, it's The Perfect Storm!"
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"-Mark my Wahlberg, we're all gonna die! -[all screaming]"
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"-Hold on, Jakey. -Oh, my God, slow down!"
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"[Becca] I'm trying!"
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"[Tito] The brakes are dead and so are we!"
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"[Becca shrieks]"
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"-[crying loudly] -Oh, my God! Fuck!"
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"He's okay. Are you okay?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I think so."
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"Wow, that car is aggressively purple."
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"[hysterical] My Suns-mobile! What have you done to my baby?"
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"Oh, my God, it's ruined. Doug, fall to your knees in the rain."
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"[yelling] Please, God, take me instead!"
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"[sobbing] Take him!"
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"Ahh!"
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"-Oh, come on! -Important documents?"
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"Mmm, not really."
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"Low-priority documents?"
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"What's going on with you? Why you smiling like that?"
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"Oh, no reason."
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"You're pregnant."
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"-Yes! -Is it mine?"
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"Of course it's yours. It's ours. Connie, I thought you'd be--"
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"On the phone with the Inbox Zero Abortion Clinic by now?"
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"Yeah, I'd have thought that too. How the shit did this happen?"
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"You know exactly and fornicationally how this happened."
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"No. I don't. We use protection when we poon, do we not?"
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"Well, yes, as a practice, we say,"
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""No baby, no baby, no baby,""
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"silently to ourself whilst cumming."
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"Which, via science,"
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"prevents fertilization in our respective unisex wombs we both have."
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"Obviously. This is basic hormone monster biology, Connie."
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"Don't waste time on stuff everyone already knows."
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"Maury, I know I said, "No baby, no baby, no baby," every time."
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"Reason? 'Cause we don't want a goddamn baby!"
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"Well, I said it too. But I-- I don't know. Maybe I didn't mean it."
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"Are you saying you want this preg?"
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"Well, now that it's here growing little hooves and horns in my tummy…"
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"-Yes. -What?"
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"-Don't you? -No!"
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"Okay, so what I'm hearing"
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"is you need a few minutes to wrap your head around this,"
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"and then you'll be all in, right?"
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"-[thunder booms] -Ahh!"
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"[dramatic music plays]"
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"[shrieks]"
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"[power shutting down]"
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"Jesus fucking Christ. Todd!"
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"Okay, power's out, generator's failed,"
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"portals to Earth are down."
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"[all clamoring nervously]"
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"Oh, my God, what are we gonna fucking do?"
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"All right, relax. I am working on it."
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"And watch your language."
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"Oh, man, I wish you and I hadn't been so smart and correct about that storm, Pete."
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"Oh, blimey! We need those portals back up!"
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"Well, our humans can live without us for a few minutes."
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"You don't get it."
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"Rochelle's still on Earth, and now she's stuck down there without me!"
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"Well, Rochelle's a smart, grown woman, so…"
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"[scoffs] Weird to worry."
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"Of course I'm worried, buddy. She's my girlfriend."
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"She may be your girlfriend, but I am not your buddy!"
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"Okay. Okay, just relax there, big guy."
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"All right, all-- Whoa!"
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"[chuckling] I'll be stuffed, mate, your pecs are incredible."
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"Thanks, just stop touching them."
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"Again, I'm-- I'm so sorry."
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"-We've never been more sorry. -We'll cover everything."
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"[hysterical] The Suns wrap covered everything!"
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"Bumper, mirror housings, mud flaps, rear-end enders."
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"Now look at it!"
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"Oh, shit, it's you?"
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"Emmy? What the fuck are you doing here?"
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"-[lightning cracks] -Oh, shit, that was close."
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"Come on, everybody, let's get inside, for Christ's sake!"
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"Hold up, we're just letting these people into your home"
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