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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - Shitstorm (S01E01)

"after they destroyed your opus?"
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"[angrily] And my car! You're right!"
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"Uh, maybe let's just swap info out here,"
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"then you guys can actually just get lost or whatever?"
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"-Doug! -What?"
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"Just so you know, I don't wanna be here."
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"Well, I don't want you here either, so I guess we found some common ground."
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"Ugh, slurp my ass."
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"Huh. Nope. Not gonna work."
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"-[all groaning] -What? No, no, no, it has to work!"
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"I have to work!"
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"Houses are being destroyed down there,"
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"and my clients have insurance claims to fucking reject!"
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"Must you, with the profanity?"
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"I think what Petra means is,"
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"not having the blooming portals is a just a very bonked-up situation."
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"Civility appreciated."
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"-Of course. -[Pete] Ugh."
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"I will go reset the main surge protector."
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"Oh, my God, it's so rainy, I can't see."
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"Oh! Oh! There he is! He's waving. Hi, Todd."
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"[all exclaiming]"
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"-[groans] -Oh, my God, he's alive!"
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"Look, he's waving again."
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"-Oh, thank God. -Good job, Todd!"
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"-[lightning cracks] -[all exclaiming]"
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"-[ominous music plays] -[wind gusts]"
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"[all gasping]"
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"-That's gross. -Oh, my God!"
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"I know, Todd's dead like a doornail."
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"No, not that. Something much worse."
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"-The fridge, Gil! -[suspenseful music playing]"
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"Without power, all the food in the break room will get yucky."
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"Unless, of course, someone eats it first."
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"-[triumphant music playing] -And someone's best friend helps."
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"-[repeating] Down and up. -[repeating] Shake, squeeze, tickle."
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"[both] And butt sticks out for two minutes."
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"-Ah, we better cut this short. -Yeah, before the food spoils, let's go."
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"Are the portals back yet?! The Cuomo brothers need me."
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"They're doing naked judo with each other in their basement"
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"and it's about to escalate!"
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"We all have clients to get to, Gavin, all right?"
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"Hey, someone else has to go reset the doohickey thingy!"
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"Maybe Todd has a son we could call?"
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"What an ugly bunch of puss you all are. I'll go."
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"Do you even know where the Department of Energy is?"
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"Or how to access the main surge protector?"
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"Nope, but it sounds like you do."
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"-You're coming with me! -[sighs]"
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"-We need your brains. -Yeah, you probably do."
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"And you'll need my dicks."
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"-Oh, God. -And my ass."
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"And my fucking raw-dog tenacity."
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"Plus, I'll get my steps in. Keep the hiney tight."
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"Oh, I know I said "ass," but I wanna change mine to "pizzazz.""
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"[clears throat] And my pizzazz!"
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"Oh, hello, it seems you're forming a fellowship for a noble quest?"
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"Well, you can't have one of those without a wizard, now, can you?"
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"I mean, we could."
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"Oh, come on, pretty, pretty please? I want to be included!"
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"Okay, fine! Jesus, you shame bitch."
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"-Yes! -You're in!"
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"Hey, I'm in, too! Wait for me! Connie!"
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"Whoa, whoa, no, no, no. You can't put yourself in danger, not now."
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"Okay, this right here? This is why I don't want that."
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"Connie, I don't like these jokes. Baby can hear."
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"Oh, really? Hey, you! I don't want you!"
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"-[sobbing] -Oh, Maury, come on."
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"Come back?"
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"Definitely don't run too fast, and trip and fall down some stairs."
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"[sighs]"
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"Don't worry, we'll get you a rental while your car's getting fixed."
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"-[scoffs] -You know what,"
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"I bet those jealous creeps smashed your car on purpose."
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""On purpose"? Who would do that?"
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"Haters, Doug! Haters!"
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"People who can't stand you having good things in your life."
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"Oh, my God, you're right!"
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"So, you two collect art?"
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"That's a string cheese wrapper Charles Barkley left in Dougie's car once."
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"-We had it bronzed. -Oh! So, not art."
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"You would hate Charles's cheese, you hater!"
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"Why not plow your car into that?"
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"Jesus, Doug, what's gotten into you?"
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"Oh, my God. Fuck these people."
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"Ugh! I know, right? He's so unreasonable."
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"But the thing is, I don't have to be stuck with them, so, peace!"
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"-[thud] -Hey, what the hell?"
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"[all scream]"
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"[Doug] Take cover!"
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"[mosquitos] Window breach!"
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"-[triumphant music playing] -Let's do this!"
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"-[wind gusting] -Ahh!"
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"-Oh! There she goes. -[Petra] Fuck me!"
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"Yeah, this is more like it! Onward!"
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"[whooping] Yes!"
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"[Lionel yelping] Look out!"
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"Stand your ground, wuss. Stop getting cucked by the wind."
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"Better to be a living cuck than a dead hero."
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"I'm just gonna go back."
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"You talk like a book! Shut the fuck up!"
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"Hey! Oh! Hey, you got me skin!"
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"Hold up, I gotta take a whiz."
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"Holy freaking guac!"
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"-Aw, shit, got wee in my face! Fuck! -[Pete] Dante, watch out!"
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"[Dante] Oh, shit! Ow!"
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"-Fuck! Ahh! -[Pete] Uh…"
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"[anxiously] Pete, mate, you gotta help! One of my dicks is stuck!"
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"Your penis got pinned by a statue? Uh…"
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"How big is your penis?"
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"[hysterical] Big! Huge! It's the lower-right one."
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"It's my very best penis! It's thicker than the middle one,"
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"it's longer than Lefty. I love it!"
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"Hey, guys, wait! Man down!"
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"-[yelling] Pete! Don't go! Please! -[sighs]"
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"I'm coming. Just hold on to your big dicks."
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"Sweet Lord, Joe, there's so much food. We'll never save it all."
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"But we have to try, God damn it!"
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"Eh, you're right. Dairy first?"
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"Dairy first."
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