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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Written in the Stars (S09E09)

"I have no idea. Why?"
Modern Family (2009)
"NASA is giving me an award for a radiation shield,"
Modern Family (2009)
"- and... - NASA's giving you an award?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I need a date. There's no pressure."
Modern Family (2009)
"But it saved the lives of a bunch of astronauts."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow, you've done a lot."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I'm... I'm sure you've had your share of accomplishments."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, yeah! Yeah, of course."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's see. There was, um..."
Modern Family (2009)
"college..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh-huh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Nope. Nope. That is a..."
Modern Family (2009)
"That is a bad road."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, uh, uh, okay, so professionally,"
Modern Family (2009)
"I've been kind of sort of dabbling in, like,"
Modern Family (2009)
"a lot of different... Pass."
Modern Family (2009)
"Um... I-I-I-I once flew next to the bass player of The Killers."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, you know, it just kind of looked like him."
Modern Family (2009)
"Is there a bathroom? Here, I'm just gonna find it myself."
Modern Family (2009)
"No big deal. I'm fine. I'm... I'm great. I..."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, are you seeing anybody new?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, I didn't even make my mom a Valentine's card this year."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's alarming that I asked about dating,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and you went right to your mother."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hello?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Alex, it's Professor Fennerman."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sorry to bother you on Valentine's."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, it's okay. Uh..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Have you heard from Haley?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Isn't she with you? - She was..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and then she suddenly ran off."
Modern Family (2009)
"I think... I think I may have bored her"
Modern Family (2009)
"to the point of fleeing."
Modern Family (2009)
"You could never bore anyone."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know who's boring? Professor Schaeffer."
Modern Family (2009)
"Agreed. He's insufferable."
Modern Family (2009)
"He never stops droning on."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's like the cosmic microwave background radiation."
Modern Family (2009)
"Because he's the constant noise you can't get rid of!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Thank God somebody gets me tonight."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, I think it might have been a bad idea,"
Modern Family (2009)
"bringing her to the observatory."
Modern Family (2009)
"I probably should have set my sights on someone"
Modern Family (2009)
"with whom I have more in common."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do you know what I mean?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I... think I do?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Anyway, I think I'll wait here a little longer,"
Modern Family (2009)
"take in the stars, just in case she shows up."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe she will."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thanks, Alex."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What? - Haley blew him off."
Modern Family (2009)
"I think he wants me to come to the observatory to be with him."
Modern Family (2009)
"You have feelings for this guy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Who wouldn't?!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I mean, do you know how hard it is"
Modern Family (2009)
"to find a good-looking genius?"
Modern Family (2009)
"There's him, and when I put in a little effort, me!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Then go."
Modern Family (2009)
"I will."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, you will, a-and I'm gonna make a Valentine for my mom."
Modern Family (2009)
"They're not the same!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, open... open mine first."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh. - It's... It's a kimono."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I took an online origami class. - Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's a haiku. - Oh!"
Modern Family (2009)
""Friend, lover, husband."
Modern Family (2009)
"My life started when we met."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're my everything.""
Modern Family (2009)
"- Aww. - You are."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ooh, let's see what you wrote in yours."
Modern Family (2009)
"Aww. It's a tandem bicycle."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yeah. - It's so cute."
Modern Family (2009)
""Happy V-Day. Love, M.""
Modern Family (2009)
"And I thought my date was cold."
Modern Family (2009)
"What? No. Cam knows what I mean."
Modern Family (2009)
"Cam knows you are mean?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You were more effusive about tonight's menu"
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"than you were in my card."
Modern Family (2009)
""The molten chocolate cake looks slutty and delicious.""
Modern Family (2009)
"Would it kill you to say that about me?"
Modern Family (2009)
"What the hell? Amanda was here."
Modern Family (2009)
"This picture you posted on Facebook..."
Modern Family (2009)
"She's right behind you. Why would she just leave?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Tonight was supposed to be a romantic night."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't want to watch Luke make his sweaty moves"
Modern Family (2009)
"on his conquest of the week."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, and some of them buy it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Under what gas leak is he finding these brain-dead bimbos?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I know what happened."
Modern Family (2009)
"She walked in, saw me for the first time,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and thought I was hideous."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've really been struggling with my hair lately."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, no, stop it. You have great hair."
Modern Family (2009)
"If it worked for Sheena Easton, it can work for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"We spent all this time texting."
Modern Family (2009)
"I thought we had a real connection,"
Modern Family (2009)
"like, really got each other."
Modern Family (2009)
"We couldn't let him blame himself."
Modern Family (2009)
"But, uh...he took it pretty well."
Modern Family (2009)
"You catty bitches!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Luke, we love you, but ever since you hit puberty,"
Modern Family (2009)
"- you've been... a little disgusting. - A little disgusting."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't you think I know that?!"
Modern Family (2009)
"She was my chance to turn it around."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, you know what? Call her."
Modern Family (2009)
"We'll get on the phone, we'll clear the whole thing up."
Modern Family (2009)
"I called her. She's not picking up."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're going to her apartment."
Modern Family (2009)
"We messed this up, we'll fix it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Before the cake arrives?"
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"I've been wanting to bury my face in that all night long."
Modern Family (2009)
"How can you not hear this?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, Joey, it's getting late."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's time to get you up to bed."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can you do a quick monster check first?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, I can."
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil, I can't sleep without my teddy bear,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and I left him in my wagon."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can you get him? I'm afraid of the dark."
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