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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Written in the Stars (S09E09)

"Hey, Phil."
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"Jay, where are you? What are you doing?"
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"Claire just told me your Valentine's plans for Gloria."
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"You're walking into a buzz saw!"
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"Get in."
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"What am I looking at here?"
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"- Nothing. - Oh, it's a role-playing thing"
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"we do on Valentine's. It bumps the lovemaking up a notch."
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"- Phil, why? - Gloria is mad at you."
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"If you walk in there with some lame gift,"
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"she will bite your head right off, mister."
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"Well, you worried for nothing. I bought her a nice cookie,"
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"and the biggest Mylar balloon they sold at the grocery store."
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"Wake up, man! You're losing her!"
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"- When did you talk to Gloria? - This afternoon."
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"I'm just taking Claire up to the overlook on Mulholland"
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"for a little old-school make-out sesh."
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"Oh, Phil."
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"You're so good at Valentine things..."
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"unlike some ungrateful, selfish men"
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"that don't appreciate women!"
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"You need to step it up tonight."
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"How?"
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"By dressing up in costumes like weirdos?"
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"It's not weird, Dad. It's fun."
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"Yeah. Tonight, we get to be 17 again,"
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"when we were just a couple of innocent,"
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"wide-eyed virgins."
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"Shut up."
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"I'm not doing it."
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"Today, when Gloria found out what we were doing, she said,"
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""Damn it, Phil. You are so good at Valentine's."
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"I wish Jay was as sexy as you.""
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"She never said that."
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"I'm paraphrasing."
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"Okay, call Gloria,"
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"tell her to meet you at a hotel bar,"
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"and then you show up as some romantic character."
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"- Who would I be? - Anybody."
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"Think of the most exotic person you can."
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"General Eisenhower, the father of the American freeway."
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"You're gonna want to think a little sexier than that."
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"You have not seen the right photos."
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"What are you doing? I thought he was taking you out to dinner."
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"I'm pre-eating so I don't look like a pig."
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"Oh, please tell me you don't eat on dates."
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"Who's the lucky guy?"
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"Oh, this professor from Alex's college."
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"Normally, I wouldn't go out with a guy like that,"
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"but there's something about him."
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""Something about him"? He's a genius."
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"He's one of the most respected minds on campus,"
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"who also happens to look like the protagonist"
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"from a Jane Austen novel."
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"He's totally out of your league."
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"Oh, well, now you're being crazy."
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"Are you into him or something?"
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"No! I'm just genuinely concerned"
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"you're going to embarrass yourself or me."
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"At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy."
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"Okay, alls I know is,"
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"is that you're being a real Capricorn right now."
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"The sun revolves around the Earth, and not you."
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"I cannot believe we got into this restaurant."
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"I know. Oh, you know what?"
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"Let's take a picture and use Facebook the way it was intended."
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"Oh, to find out how racist our high-school friends are?"
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"No, to make people in our lives feel worse about their lives."
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"Hey!"
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"Gentlemen."
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"Your table's being set up right now."
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"Okay."
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"- Oh, my G... No. - What?"
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"- Th-That's Luke. - No. We ca..."
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"- No, we can't sit next to... - We can't sit there. I'm s..."
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"Can we have a... Can we have a different table?"
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"- I'm sorry, not tonight. - Um..."
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"If you guys don't want it, I have 10 other people who do."
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"Okay. You know what?"
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"Tonight was supposed to be a romantic night."
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"I-I don't want to watch him"
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"make his sweaty moves on his conquest of the week."
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"And some of them buy it. Under what gas leak is"
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"he finding these brain-dead bimbos?"
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"And have you heard how mean he's gotten?"
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"The other day, he called us "catty.""
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"- He called us catty? - Yeah."
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"You sure he wasn't talking about the dead cat on his head"
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"- he calls a haircut? - Oh, my..."
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"Hey, guys!"
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"- Hi! - Hey, Luke! What a coincidence."
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"I think it's nice that we're helping out"
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"Dad and Gloria tonight."
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"I know. I'm just a little bummed"
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"that we're stuck here, watching Joe,"
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"when we could be messing around in a Trans Am."
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"Or... did we just take it up a notch, huh?"
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"I'm the foxy babysitter. The kid's asleep."
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"You are the foxy bad boy"
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"who sneaks over with some wine coolers..."
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"Oh, radical."
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"Now that I'm six, I like girls,"
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"but I love two girls..."
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"The Little Mermaid and Claire."
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"Oh. Joe. W-What are you doing up?"
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"Hello, Claire. I made this for you."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"Look, it's a Valentine."
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"It's two love bugs."
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"Aww."
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"Two love bugs."
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"Three's a crowd."
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"Hmm."
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"Hey, how can I help you?"
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"I am Gigi DeLaroca, businesswoman."
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"Life has tried to break me, but it has only teach me."
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"So, you want a drink?"
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"The lady will have Campari and soda."
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"Hello, sir."
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