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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Written in the Stars (S09E09)

"You got it, buddy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Joe? What are you doing?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Open the door."
Modern Family (2009)
"Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Open the door!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You let me in right now, young man."
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"Not cool, Joe!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Joe, what is going on with this music?"
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"My God."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. Where's Phil?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Who knows with that guy?"
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"Honey, what happened?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Mini Casanova locked me out."
Modern Family (2009)
"What? That is enough."
Modern Family (2009)
"Joe, you are a little boy,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and you're going to bed right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're a bad Valentine!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"I feel like the rest of the Breakfast Club"
Modern Family (2009)
"when they realized Judd Nelson was"
Modern Family (2009)
"- more vulnerable than they thought. - I..."
Modern Family (2009)
"My hotel in Ibiza was my favorite."
Modern Family (2009)
"I used to hang out with Telly Savalas,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Lyle Waggoner,"
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"but the scenery here"
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"makes me like this one mucho more."
Modern Family (2009)
"You don't have to impress me"
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"with money or name-dropping, I think."
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"I like you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't tell this to my madam,"
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"but I cannot accept any money from you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I talk with you for a moment?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now."
Modern Family (2009)
"Huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"The hotel owner is very strict"
Modern Family (2009)
"about women who do what you do."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ooh, you're gonna take me to a room"
Modern Family (2009)
"where the hotel owner is going to give me"
Modern Family (2009)
"a very tough, sexy talking to?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, you're gonna leave, or we're gonna call the police."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yes, call the police. - Gloria..."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've been a very, very bad girl."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is not a part of it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sir, she is not a prostitute."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is my wife."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's what they all say."
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"Please."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yep, that's probably what I would've said."
Modern Family (2009)
"Here she is. Ciconi."
Modern Family (2009)
"What do you want?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, hi! - Hey! Wow."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're actually hotter than your picture."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, let us talk. Hi! So, we're..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- we're Luke's uncles. - We're Luke's uncles."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You're his uncles? - Uh-huh."
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"And you said he put sweaty moves on brain-dead bimbos?"
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"Okay, hadn't heard the specifics."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, you know... you know what?"
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"We d... We didn't mean any of that."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're gay, and gays are snarky."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's a cultural thing."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know how, like, you're Italian?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Italians talk a lot with their hands, right"
Modern Family (2009)
"and are much looser"
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"than one would imagine for Catholics."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, okay. Let me talk right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, Amanda, Luke's an amazing guy."
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"Why would I believe what you're saying now"
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"and not what you said before?"
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"I don't know. I don't know."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, maybe we were just being snarky"
Modern Family (2009)
"- because we were jealous of you guys. - Yeah."
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"I mean, seeing Luke all dressed up,"
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"getting ready for a first date, the..."
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"the excitement of being young and in love."
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"- Mm. - Easy."
Modern Family (2009)
"I-I remember when I first met Cam..."
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"- I'm Cam. - This is Cam."
Modern Family (2009)
"I knew I had met the person"
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"I was gonna spend the rest of my life with."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's what I want, too... a relationship,"
Modern Family (2009)
"someone who's gonna be there for me."
Modern Family (2009)
"Luke feels the same way."
Modern Family (2009)
"I mean, this is a guy who is ready for commitment."
Modern Family (2009)
"We've really only texted."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, well, when I say..."
Modern Family (2009)
"when I say to give Luke a chance,"
Modern Family (2009)
"it's because I-I know what's at stake for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"I-I mean, you think it's amazing now?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You can't even imagine what it could grow into."
Modern Family (2009)
"If you guys have even the smallest chance"
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"of having what we have... you have to go for it."
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"Oh, my God, Mitchell."
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"That is the Valentine's Day card I've always wanted."
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"Aww."
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"That was sweet."
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"But Luke's gone."
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"Drive until you hear a party."
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"Okay. Well, you know what? Good luck, honey."
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"- Bye, then. Yeah, take care. - Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"You see, we have the same address and the same last name."
Modern Family (2009)
"I was just pretending to be a prostitute"
Modern Family (2009)
"because my husband has a thing for Jane Fonda in "Klute.""
Modern Family (2009)
"The body was crazy, unfortunately, so were the politics."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I guess you didn't do anything wrong by hotel rules,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but based on my personal belief system..."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're not looking for any input. Thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't believe I took romantic advice from Phil,"
Modern Family (2009)
"a grown man I've seen in lederhosen at least three times."
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil told you to do the role play?"
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"Yeah, he said you were mad this morning"
Modern Family (2009)
"because I always drop the ball on days like this."
Modern Family (2009)
"I wasn't mad at you. I was mad at Joe"
Modern Family (2009)
"because he didn't make me a Valentine."
Modern Family (2009)
"So your 6-year-old kid"
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"doesn't give you a card, you get so mad,"
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"you throw a tire iron through the windshield."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's got to be deeper than that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Manny, for the first time ever,"
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