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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Written in the Stars (S09E09)

"I have never had that drink."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, no one "Camparis" to you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Very clever."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am Gigi DeLaroca, businesswoman."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am Raoul Matadore."
Modern Family (2009)
"I own this hotel. May I?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Of course, Mr. Matadore."
Modern Family (2009)
"Like Andy Garcia in "Ocean's Eleven.""
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't think you have to explain."
Modern Family (2009)
"Right. Um, you talk."
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"No, I mean, um... Thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Tell me about you."
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"What business are you in? Bueno."
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"Well, let's just say,"
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"I'm just a lady that works in the evening."
Modern Family (2009)
"But I am not available to any man."
Modern Family (2009)
"So charm me, Mr. Matadore."
Modern Family (2009)
"This hotel..."
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"has the finest closets in all the land."
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"We have lighted rods and soft-close doors."
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"I was once married to a man"
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"that endlessly talked about closet."
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"You're boring me very much."
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"Okay, well, um..."
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"Um..."
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"I need one secondo, huh?"
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"Hotel businesso, huh?"
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"Bueno."
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"Mmm."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"The waitress... She left a menu here."
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"Now, I'm wondering if we should have got..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God! Where's his date? Do you think he got stood up?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Let me see that. - Right here."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's so embarrassing. What do we even say?"
Modern Family (2009)
"They're not soundproof menus. Yeah. She's standing me up."
Modern Family (2009)
"Women are impossible, you know?"
Modern Family (2009)
"For us, they are."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, now I made it work once,"
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"although there was a-a Rob Lowe poster behind her."
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"You know what? I say to heck to heck"
Modern Family (2009)
"- with this gal. - Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Get back out there, go to a bar! - Yes!"
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"I hear that."
Modern Family (2009)
"- A guy like you, great head of hair... - Yep."
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"Nah, I'm too depressed."
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"Besides, I prepaid for my meal. I guess I'll order."
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"Just forget I'm here."
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"Anyway... happy Valentine's Day."
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"- Thanks. - You look so handsome."
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"Ugh! This sucks."
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"I can't believe I let you talk me into doing this crap."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I need help! - It's okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Underneath it all, it's just you and your wife."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's the problem."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know how I got her to begin with."
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"And I'm starting to feel if I can't pull this off,"
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"she's gonna figure out she got duped the first time."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let me start by saying "thank you" for being so vulnerable with me."
Modern Family (2009)
"I hate you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Also, I'm no expert at this,"
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"but I have a friend here who is."
Modern Family (2009)
"Clive Bixby here. How can I make your night sexier?"
Modern Family (2009)
"If I can't role-play with her, I'm not doin' it with you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Whatevs, Daddio."
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"I'm gonna give the phone back to Philip."
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"Phil here. Listen."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's all about commitment and confidence."
Modern Family (2009)
"What's... What's your character?"
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"Raoul Matadore, hotel owner, like Andy Garcia..."
Modern Family (2009)
"In "Ocean's Eleven"... I love this for you!"
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"Did you go with the timepiece?"
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"Yeah, I thought at some moment, I'd pull it out,"
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"smash it on the bar, and say,"
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""I want to remember the exact moment I fell in love.""
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"- I'm an idiot! - No."
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"That silence is me picking my jaw up off the floor."
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"We're all walking, and you're flying, mister."
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"Seriously? You think so?"
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"1,000%! But don't take it from me."
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"Clive again."
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"Mr. Matadore, I tip my turtleneck to ya."
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"Hello?"
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"All right, no peeking."
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"Oh, no peeking."
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"I hope you're not disappointed."
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"Wow! It's so pretty!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what else is pretty?"
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"Oh! Stop."
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"Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I was going to say "Venus.""
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"But sure, let's go with you."
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"Come on, have a look."
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"Ooh!"
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"Nope."
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"- Oh! Okay. - Yep."
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"Wow!"
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"Yeah, there's a new moon, so it's the perfect night"
Modern Family (2009)
"to observe faint star clusters."
Modern Family (2009)
"And... And right in the middle,"
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"there's a variable star that I discovered."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's right next to a white dwarf."
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"Oh, I don't think you're allowed"
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"to say that anymore."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, tricky times we live in."
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"Wow, this is so cool."
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"Right. Have a... Have a think about this..."
Modern Family (2009)
"There is a theory that suggests the universe is so large"
Modern Family (2009)
"that everything that can happen is happening all the time."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do you smoke weed?"
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"Oh. No."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sor... Sorry, I'm a little obsessed with space."
Modern Family (2009)
"I-I built my first Dobsonian telescope when I was 10."
Modern Family (2009)
"You made a telescope?"
Modern Family (2009)
"The only thing I've ever made was an ashtray for my mom"
Modern Family (2009)
"that says, "Rub your butt here.""
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"Oh, like cigarette butt."
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"Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"What are you doing next August 27th"
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"at, uh, 8:00 p.m.?"
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