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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Fire (S01E01)

"- You were married? - Yeah, but not for long."
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"That's what happens when you find love on a reality show."
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"Reality show?"
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"- [reads German] - Damn girl, who are you?"
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"[speaking German]"
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"Yes! All right, good."
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"Just remember that your host hooked you up."
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"Ooh, King TUT's first outfit change."
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"I've been waiting for this."
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"Thank you, sir. The look that I'm going for"
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"is "accountant that's so fly,"
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"you're worried he's gonna steal your money.""
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"Oh yeah, I definitely see it. I'd be very suspicious of you."
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"- Thank you. - So the plot is thickening"
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"between me and Judge Eva, y'all."
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"We followed each other on Instagram today."
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"And look, she got one picture up,"
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"and it's of her in a robe."
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"Who cares?"
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"A robe ain't nothing but a wide dress, and life ain't nothing"
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"but a dress for the universe."
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"- Oh, yes. - What?"
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"Well, I think Eva sounds really sweet."
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"Maybe you should invite her over for dinner"
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"so you can see her outside of the robe."
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"That is a great idea. Kristen, you are the best host."
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"I have an announcement. As your host,"
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"I will be providing each of you with your own air mattresses."
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"Bro, you got five air mattresses?"
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"Yes, because I am always prepared,"
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"and I care about your comfort."
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"Well, mostly because he meant"
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"to buy 1 but accidentally bought 11."
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"The quantity button is tricky."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I have some mattresses to inflate."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"- Oh, yes. - Yes, cheers!"
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"♪"
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"[laughter]"
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"♪"
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"You figure out the dryer. I got this."
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"Okay."
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"Hold up."
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"The door won't open. Something's wrong."
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"[reads German]"
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"[speaking German]"
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"Oh, this is bad. I think I broke it."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Well, I don't think that's helpful."
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"All right, y'all, allow me to present to you"
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"wardrobe change number two,"
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"the accountant who's gotten one too many questions from the IRS"
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"and just touched down in Costa Rica."
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"Man, King TUT don't miss. Take my money, King."
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"I just got an email."
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"I'm live on the company site,"
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"which means I'm finally on the officers' page."
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"Are y'all ready to pop some champagne?"
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"- Allow me to pop it? - No!"
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"Ha. Clearly, he wants me, the better host, to pop it."
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"No, no, not that."
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"They didn't put me on the officers' page."
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"They put me on my own page titled "Celebrating Diversity.""
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"Am I just a damn token to them?"
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"Celebrating diversity?"
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"They need to celebrate these nuts."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry, too, but you know what?"
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"The world is always spinning,"
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"and all that means is that eventually,"
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"you'll end up on the other side."
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"My foot's about to end up on the other side of your ass."
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"Okay, I'll walk away, baby. [doorbell rings]"
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"Ooh, that must be Judge Eva."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"both: Hey."
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"Oh. You just coming from work?"
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"- No. - Oh, okay, cool."
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"Yeah, that's what's up."
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"Hey, everybody, I'd like y'all to meet Judge Eva."
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"As you can tell, she's just coming from home."
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"Hi. Nice to meet you all."
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"Thank you so much for having me over for dinner."
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"[phone dings]"
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"So about dinner, I just found out"
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"that our delivery from Nossa got cancelled."
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"They were overwhelmed with orders because of the fire."
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"Damn."
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"Score one host point for Wyatt."
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"Oh, this ain't over yet. Don't sleep."
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"Oh, I'm wide awake."
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"Not for long, 'cause you are about to get slept."
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"Keep talking, keep talking."
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"Oh, hey, Sherm, here's a glass of wine,"
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"and remember, dinner didn't come because of Kristen."
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"You good, bro?"
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"This competition is starting to feel a little too real."
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"No, this is what Kristen and I do."
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"We're just a fun couple that competes."
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"It's our thing."
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"Well, it's not fun from the outside."
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"And while you're celebrating,"
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"I'm so hungry, my damn stomach is speaking in tongues."
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"[gibberish]"
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"All I'm hearing is that we need to step it up"
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"a notch and get you fed. Kristen!"
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"What's up, dummy?"
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"How about we see who can cook a better dinner for everyone"
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"in the least amount of time?"
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"Oh, "Top Chef" quickfire style."
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"Sure. But you're going down."
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"Oh, we'll see about that."
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"Alexa, set a timer for 30 minutes"
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"so I can flex on my wife in the kitchen."
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"30 minutes starting now."
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"Actually, Alexa, update the timer to 20 minutes,"
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"because that's all the time I need to destroy my husband."
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"Ten minutes removed."
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"You now have about 19 minutes and 51 seconds left."
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