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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Fire (S01E01)

"- You have lost your damn mind. - Nah, you tripping, bro."
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"I'm not arguing with you about this."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up with you two?"
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"I asked Sherm, "What would be scarier to fight,"
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"20 badgers or 1 bear?" and this fool said 20 badgers."
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"Yes, because it's obvious, Wyatt."
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"You can beat one animal, but 20 little freaks?"
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"That's four paws each, five claws per paw."
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"That's 400 claws. You are done for."
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"But bears are huge."
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"They're like 600 pounds of pure muscle."
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"You wouldn't stand a chance."
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"I'm not scared of weight. I'm scared of teamwork."
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"20 little brains all working together"
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"like a damn badger wireless network."
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"Are y'all still arguing about this?"
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"A bear is way scarier, okay?"
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"They're the heavyweights of the forest."
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"It's like saying you would rather fight"
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"Evander Holyfield than 20 little kids."
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"I would. Kids scare the crap out of me."
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"They are ruthless. "Lord of the Flies" much?"
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"Sherm's right."
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"I once saw a five-year-old pull the legs"
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"off a lizard while laughing."
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"What are we even fighting about now?"
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"all: Kids versus Holyfield. - Keep up."
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"Holyfield would crush 20 little kids."
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"20 kids all day. What are you talking about?"
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"♪ Whoop, whoop"
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"♪ Cabernet and sauvignon"
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"♪ Team is here and now it's on ♪"
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"♪ Carry on and Carignan, sippin' on Perignon ♪"
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"♪ Fine wine, got notes like a cello ♪"
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"♪ Pull up in the spot like hello ♪"
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"♪ If you got me, then I got you ♪"
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"♪ This is the vibe, this is the crew ♪"
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"♪ Grand crew, grand crew, uh"
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"♪ Grand crew, grand crew, grand crew, uh ♪"
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"♪ Grand crew"
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"It's not often we get graced with the presence"
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"of Wyatt's other half. Thanks for the drinks, you two."
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"Don't thank me."
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"Thank my high-powered, sexy lawyer wife"
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"who can strong-arm anyone in Hollywood."
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"She's the one that makes the money."
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"Hey, since you're an attorney,"
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"I gotta ask you about this judge"
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"I went on a date with."
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"You're dating a judge? That is amazing."
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"I suppose. However, when we went out"
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"for coffee, she wore her judge's robe."
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"That's weird, ain't it? - Eh."
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"Maybe she was just coming from work."
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"It would be kind of like if a doctor"
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"showed up wearing scrubs."
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"Yeah, I've seen some judges"
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"in their robes outside of the courthouse."
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"I don't know. I'm with Sherm."
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"When I was dancing on Broadway,"
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"I wouldn't wear my costume to a date."
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"Wait, you were on Broadway?"
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"Mm-hmm. Nothing crazy."
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"Just "Wicked", "Color Purple.""
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"I was a giraffe in "The Lion King.""
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"Yeah, I feel like I've known you for so long"
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"that I forget that we just met."
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"I don't know anything about you."
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"You pretty much know everything."
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"There's really not that much more to learn."
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"Anyway, can I get anybody anything from the bar?"
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"We have a great merlot from Argentina in."
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"Wait, why did you say it like that?"
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"Do you work here now? - I do. I needed a job."
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"Yup, there's nothing else to learn about you."
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"Great talk."
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"What's good, y'all? all: Okay."
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"That's right, you're looking at the newest vice president"
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"at Joseph & Phillips Accounting..."
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"Incorporated! [all cheering]"
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"That means King TUT is in the building."
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"I love King TUT. - King TUT?"
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"Oh, it stands for Turn Up Tony,"
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"his party persona from college."
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"Whenever he aced an exam, and now,"
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"whenever he gets a promotion, he transforms into King TUT."
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"And also because he gets so drunk, he falls asleep"
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"with his arms crossed like a mummy."
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"I detect no lies."
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"Y'all down to get it in tonight?"
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"I'm definitely down to get it in,"
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"but I actually have to make a run first."
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"I am getting my hair did."
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"- Okay, okay. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"The self-care journey continues,"
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"and I'm calling it self-hair."
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"- Don't call it that. - Okay, I won't call it that."
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"I'm not gonna call it self-hair,"
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"but you guys get the vibe."
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"Peace. - Peace."
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"Yo, what's up with you, Fay? Coming out with us tonight?"
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"Yeah, I just gotta do some laundry first."
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"All my clothes are a mess from making cookies."
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"I love baking."
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"Huh, not shocking new information,"
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"but new information nonetheless."
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"- My godfather is Famous Amos. - Well, there it is."
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"Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have a quorum,"
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"which means that tonight is a TUT party"
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"where the champagne flows like the River Nile."
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"[phones buzz] - Oh. Oh, dang."
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"There's a wildfire in Griffith Park,"
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"and our place is in the evacuation zone."
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"- Yeah, mine too. - Damn, so is the bar."
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"Well, I guess the party is postponed, y'all."
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"Not necessarily."
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"I know a place not in the zone"
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"where you all could spend the night."
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"Welcome to the Wyattdorf Kristoria."
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"Oh, this is gonna be lit."
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