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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Fire (S01E01)

"Alexa--"
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"Just cook the damn food, please."
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"Damn it."
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"These buttons aren't fixing anything."
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"Kristen and Wyatt are gonna be so upset with me."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Okay, what are you doing?"
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"I sweat when I do something bad,"
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"and we just did a very bad thing."
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"My body's about to rain."
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"Okay, a new discovery, although not a fun one."
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"Listen, it's no big deal, Fay. It's just a washing machine."
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"To you, maybe, but I lost all my friends in the divorce,"
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"and I'm new to this group,"
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"and the first thing I do is break the washing machine?"
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"I'm gonna be Washing Machine Fay forever."
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"Oh, damn. You're right."
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"They're definitely gonna call you that."
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"Oh, wow. You are really sweating."
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"- I told you. - I got you covered."
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"I'm gonna--wow, that is a lot of sweat."
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"I'm gonna text my handyman. He's gonna fix it."
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"All we have to do is distract everyone until then."
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"How?"
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"By making them feel so good they don't suspect a thing."
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"I call it the Oprah Technique."
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"Hey, beautiful Black people."
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"Oh, your melanin is glistening. You are all very special."
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"I love all of you. I love you. I love you."
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"I love your robe, and ooh, that suit is looking real good,"
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"King TUT, TUT, TUT, TUT."
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"I'm not king TUT anymore. I'm King BUTT."
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"Big Underwhelming Token Tony."
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"I don't think the Oprah Technique is working."
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"Really? 'Cause I don't hear anyone"
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"talking about a washing machine right now."
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"Fay, why are you sweating so much?"
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"Oh, she's not sweating. She's glowing."
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"She's probably sweating because it's hot in here."
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"I'ma hang up my jacket."
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"Can I hang up any extra layers of anyone else?"
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"No, thanks, Sherman. I'm good."
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"Of course you are."
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"Dinner!"
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"Good evening. What I have for you"
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"is a beautiful seared chicken with the tomato confit"
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"and a sprig of homegrown oregano."
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"And I've prepared fettuccine with a white wine butter sauce,"
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"mushrooms, and a chiffonade of crispy sage."
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"[heavy rock music]"
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"♪"
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"Well, what do you think?"
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"I think the food is objectively trash,"
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"with all due respect."
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"Thank you so much for letting us stay here, by the way."
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"20 minutes is not enough time"
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"to do what you tried to achieve."
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"This was a failure."
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"Thank y'all so much for having us."
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"Fay, are you okay? You're sweating."
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"Oh, yeah. It's just the food."
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"It's so spicy."
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"There are no spices."
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"This dinner is incredible. Such wonderful textures."
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"And I love the play on the temperatures."
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"Nicky, are you crazy? This is an abomination."
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"Just wanna reiterate, I'm truly grateful to be here."
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"I'm vegan, so I can't eat any of this."
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"Seems like the first good thing"
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"that happened to King BUTT today."
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"Okay, so it seems that dinner could have been better,"
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"but surely y'all can decide"
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"that one was less worse than the other, right?"
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"I actually don't like giving judgment outside the courtroom."
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"She always got on a damn robe."
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"What's that? [knocking at door]"
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"Did someone call for a repairman?"
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"Dang, I told him to text me before he got here."
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"What is going on?"
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"Um... [clears throat] Well, earlier-"
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"what happened was, I-- - I--"
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"I broke the washing machine."
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"My brand-new laundry machine?"
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"Yes, I did it. Give me all the blame."
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"[knocking at door] - Come in."
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"It's not your fault."
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"Wyatt lied and said he knew how to work the machine."
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"Some host. - Not so fast."
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"There's a repairman here, and he can make it good as new."
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"That's right, but first,"
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"I need a little help finding my tool."
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"Oh, no."
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"[heavy percussive music playing]"
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"♪"
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"What the hell is going on in my home?"
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"I knew I recognized him from somewhere else."
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"Okay, what had happened was, I texted Jerry Pipe,"
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"who is a stripper,"
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"when I meant to text Pipe Jerry,"
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"who is my handyman. Classic mix-up."
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"Ha, there goes another host point, sucka."
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"It's just a stripper and a broken machine."
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"Things are not that bad."
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"[loud bang]"
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"Oh, no."
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"What was that? Cherry Pie, what was that?"
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"♪"
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"Damn, that's a lot of bubbles."
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"I am very sorry, you guys."
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"Again, this is just my fault. Nobody else's."
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"Yeah, you keep reiterating that."
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"Is something up? both: No."
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"No need to apologize. I'm sorry on behalf of Wyatt."
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"He really tried his best as the host,"
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"and, well, this is what happened."
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"Yes, and I should apologize on behalf of my wife,"
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"who insists we have the most bougie appliances around."
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"Those are some shady kisses right there."
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"Who cares?"
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"The world is burning. Nothing matters."
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