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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Fire (S01E01)

"I'm talking about the vibes, not the wildfire."
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"Yeah, but should we be worried about how frequent"
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"these fires are happening?"
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"I'm sure the scientists are figuring it out."
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"We're good."
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"all: Yeah, man."
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"Wyatt, I always forget how dope your house is."
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"This is a TUT hut."
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"Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's nice."
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"Yeah, I can definitely pass out here."
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"Man. It is so dope that your wife is the breadwinner."
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"I mean, I'm not trying to settle down,"
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"but if I was, that would be the move."
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"Sure."
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"My wife is the provider, but we both have our roles."
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"I take care of the house."
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"And yeah, she may bring home the bacon,"
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"but I'm the one who cooks it."
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"And she may make the bread,"
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"but I'm the one who makes the sandwiches."
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"And she may buy the limes, but I'm the one who makes--"
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"Margaritas anyone? all: Oh, yes."
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"Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme."
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"I thought he was gonna go on forever."
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"Ooh, this margarita is too good."
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"Kristen, how dare you? - It's actually my recipe."
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"No, I made some adjustments."
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"A little Kristen kiss of mezcal."
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"Sorry, I'm late y'all. What's happening?"
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"- Wow. - Wow."
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"So they didn't finish your hair because of the fire?"
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"- No, this is what I asked for. - It looks perfect."
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"That is a TUT cut if I've ever seen one."
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"You look crazy."
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"You know, Old Noah might've taken this passive-aggression"
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"and dwelled on it, but new Noah doesn't care."
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"I've been reading "The Three Pillars of Zen,""
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"and I feel more relaxed than my hair, baby."
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"Well, can I get anyone anything else?"
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"Coffee, tea, juice?"
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"Coffee, tea, juice? How about shots, shots, shots?"
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"- Hey. - Yes."
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"Now, Kristen, we might need to evacuate your house soon"
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"because you are on fire with the hosting."
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"[forced laughter]"
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"She's so great."
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"Hey, babe, can I talk to you for a second in the study?"
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"Sure. [forced laughter]"
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"Hey, I know you have, like,"
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"a lot of work that you probably have to do."
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"You don't have to be doing any hosting duties."
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"Hosting is kind of my thing."
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"So you're saying I don't know how to host?"
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"No, I'm just saying that I've been hosting since the womb."
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"In fact, I left the womb better than it was"
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"before I got in there. The doctors were in awe."
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"Okay, then, well, if you think"
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"you're a better host, why don't we find out?"
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"Let the houseguests decide."
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"A hosting competition? Okay."
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"Okay, but I won't hold back. I must break you."
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"Bitch, I'm gonna crush you, crumble you up,"
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"and then put you in a dish as a garnish"
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"while I eat you alive."
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"I'm gonna host so good that it's gonna make you sick,"
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"and then I will nurse you back to health"
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"because that's how dope of a host I am."
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"I'm gonna cut your head off with a knife."
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"My bad. I got carried away."
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"Don't apologize. I loved it."
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"As you know, we are elated to have you all here today."
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"So much so that we decided to make hosting you guys"
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"a friendly competition between lovers."
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"Y'all are cute."
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"Whoever loses has to do that freaky thing"
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"that the other one likes in the bedroom."
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"We did not need to know that part."
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"Yes, you did."
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"You need to know that the stakes are high, sexually."
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"Or low depending on who wins."
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"You are nasty."
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"- Oh, you're nasty. - You're nasty."
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"- No, you are nasty. - You're nasty."
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"- Aye, aye, aye. Too horny. - Don't listen to him."
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"We all get horny, and sex is what made us."
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"Sex is life, and life is beautiful."
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"Thank you, Long Hair Noah. First up is dinner."
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"And at the Wyatt Hyatt, we would like to bring you"
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"Ye Rustic Inn, wings, nachos, and a veggie deluxe burger"
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"for Anthony's plant-based needs. My treat."
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"Thank you. Dope."
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"Or you can head over to the Ritz-Kristen"
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"and try this new spot off Hillhurst called Nossa."
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"Hmm, what's that Nossa talking about?"
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"They talking about plantains. all: Ooh."
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"They talking about sangria. all: Aye."
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"They talking about all the flavors of Brazil."
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"all: Yo!"
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"Now that is the better choice."
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"It's all good."
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"You know, hosting is a marathon, not a sprint."
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"Is there anything else I can do for anyone?"
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"Fay, weren't you saying that you needed to do laundry?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"If you don't mind, my laundry is in the car."
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"Wyatt, we just got that new machine."
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"We don't know how to use it yet."
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"Oh, you don't, but I do."
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"Okay, so I have no idea how to use this thing."
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"Then why did you say you did?"
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"Because I'm trying to win a marriage competition,"
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"and you all wanted to eat at Nossa."
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"Well, it's just a washing machine."
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"I mean, how complicated can it be?"
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"It's the Schweistinger Grosse Macht Siében-Funf."
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"The BMW of washing machines. There are no buttons,"
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"only this tablet, and it's all in German."
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"Not a problem. I know German."
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"You do?"
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"My ex-husband was from Germany."
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