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Clips from Resident Alien - The Alien Within (S02E02)

"- A ski hill... - How about now?"
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"- For year-round use... - How about now? How about now?"
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"How about now? Now? - With, uh..."
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"- How about now? How about now?"
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"- 20% of the revenue coming back..."
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"- How about now? How about now? How about now?"
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"- To the town."
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"[applause] - How about now? How about now?"
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"How about now? How about now? How about now? How about now?"
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"How about now? How about now? How about now?"
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"How about now? How about now? How about now? How about--"
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"- Uh, D'arcy, I think you-- you had a question."
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"- Yeah, what about traffic?"
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"- Yes."
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"- Isn't Main Street gonna be wall-to-wall cars 24/7?"
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"- Yes, I agree with our great Olympic hero, D'arcy Bloom."
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"More traffic is great news for Patience."
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"- Not at all what I said. - I agree, traffic is tourism."
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"- Nope."
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"- Which is money in the pockets of local business owners."
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"- Until all the small businesses get pushed out"
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"by the bigger chains."
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"- Won't allow it."
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"- Or we die because the resort destroys our environment."
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"- Exactly, big business already poisoned Hawthorne Creek."
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"- Yes, thank you."
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"[all murmuring]"
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"- I see word has gotten out about that,"
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"and trust me, as a Hawthorne,"
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"I take the poisoning"
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"of Hawthorne Creek very personally."
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"Also, unrelated, I would like to make a motion"
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"to rename the creek. Any seconders?"
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"- This isn't a court of law, all right?"
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"- Hmm? - Stay on point."
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"- Sure, yeah."
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"Look, what happened at the Creek To Be Renamed"
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"is exactly why we need this resort."
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"We can use the money it brings in"
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"to help clean the creek."
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"And Greensoul Properties is known for their commitment"
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"to the environment."
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"Even this model they provided is made"
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"from recycled wine corks and CDs and diapers."
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"- Oh, is that why it stinks?"
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"- Oh-ho-ho-ho, baby!"
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"- You tell him."
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"- Hey. - Sorry, sir."
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"- Hey, I was skeptical too, but then I realized"
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"how much good this resort could do for the town."
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"The revenue that it brings in"
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"will bolster the public services in Patience,"
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"like the school,"
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"new books, an athletic field."
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"- Not to mention law enforcement."
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"I mean, when this resort comes in,"
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"we'll have the manpower to protect everybody in town."
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"Just think of it for a second, 24-hour surveillance"
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"on every citizen in Patience."
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"- What? - Absolutely not what we"
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"would ever want. - Uh, is--is what we could do,"
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"but won't do, of course,"
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"because we don't live in a police state."
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"- Not yet. - Never."
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"- Someday soon. - No."
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"- Okay, everyone is here except Harry."
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"Where is he?"
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"- It is happening too fast."
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"I came here to kill all the humans,"
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"but I could feel myself"
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"wanting to help Asta's ski friend."
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"It is bad enough that I never fried their bodies to ash."
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"Today I was trying to make her human life better."
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"What have I become?"
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"I have been hiding behind this human mask for too long."
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"Being in human form must be allowing emotions"
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"to take over."
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"The only way to fight it is to return to my alien body"
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"and live the way I was born to live"
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"in my familiar frozen environment"
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"as an alien."
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"I did not consider there is no food up here,"
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"and I am already hungry."
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"Aliens can also live in cabins with meat freezers."
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"Hmm."
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"[quirky music]"
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"* *"
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"- We can't let this resort happen."
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"My dad's right."
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"If they put a resort in here,"
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"you can just say goodbye to Joe's Diner, the 59."
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"All the money's gonna go to big corporations."
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"It's never gonna trickle down to the locals."
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"- If they widen the road,"
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"the first thing that's gonna go"
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"is Old Barrett Bridge."
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"- We have to do something."
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"- You were so great out there, honey, so in command,"
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"very sexy."
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"- I don't know."
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"It felt like there were a lot of people against it."
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"- But there's also a lot of people for it."
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"That's just the way it is."
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"When you became mayor, you didn't have 100%"
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"of the people behind you. - No, not even close."
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"Only 16% of the town actually voted."
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"- Really? - Yeah, I won with 49 votes."
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"And I think 40 of those were Hawthornes,"
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"so only nine people outside my family voted for me."
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"Actually, I voted for myself, so that's eight."
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"Everyone hates me."
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"- Honey, they-- they don't hate you, okay?"
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"Some just have a different opinion"
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"about what's best for the town."
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"A lot of..."
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"some..."
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"a few of them believed in you as mayor,"
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"and now it is time for you to guide them, okay?"
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"So ignore everyone who disagrees with you"
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"and do what you think is best for the town."
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