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Clips from Resident Alien - The Alien Within (S02E02)
"She was just trying to take care of the baby."
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"- I was taking care of it first."
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"It should have jumped into my arms"
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"when I did my alien call."
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"- Well, maybe your alien call doesn't work the way it used to"
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"because you're not as alien as you used to be."
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"- That is an awful thing to say."
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"- Let's face it, Harry."
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"Every day you're here, you become more human."
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"It's inevitable."
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"I mean, look at what happened to Goliath."
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"He was an alien, and look how human he became."
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"- No, I am an alien."
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"That is who I am on the inside."
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"Goliath was weak. I am not."
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"As long as I am on this planet,"
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"I am going to be an alien who appreciates"
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"other aliens with bird faces."
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"And hot, sexy worm breath,"
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"and wind blowing through the feathers in their hair."
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"- Thanks for nothing."
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"[door shuts]"
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"- [laughs]"
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""I do not wear my seat belt.""
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"[laughs]"
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"- What?"
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"What's this we looking at here, Deputy?"
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"- Oh, yeah, this is an impoundment pond."
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"It's how mining companies dispose and hide their waste."
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"- In the middle of Mother Nature?"
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"You mean to tell me all this here is toxic?"
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"- Yes, and legal."
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"All mining companies do it."
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"they just keep the waste in these manmade dams."
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"- Hmm."
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"- Unless..."
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"- Oh, yeah, see, there it is."
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"There's nothing I love more"
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"than a perfectly timed "unless.""
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"It's like--it's like a spoon being dipped into some soup."
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"Go ahead, bring that soup to my lips, Deputy."
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"- Unless there's been a leak"
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"and they've been trying to hide it."
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"- Did I ever tell you you're brilliant, hmm?"
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"- No, sir."
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"- You see, you remember how I didn't want"
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"to just look at the map, right?"
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"And then your brilliance allowed"
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"my super brilliance to shine through."
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"- Once again you are the hero of your own story."
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"- Hey!"
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"Do you wanna go to the comic book store after school"
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"to buy the latest Dr. McNinja?"
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"- Ugh, the carefree life of a child."
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"Was I ever that young?"
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"Sorry, I'm gonna be busy saving the world."
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"I'm going out to the woods after school."
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"I'm hoping the baby alien comes back to the RV."
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"- Cool, I'll go with you and help."
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"- No, thanks."
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"I can go by myself."
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"- Look, I know you don't trust me"
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"because I told Harry about the baby."
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"I promise I won't tell him this time."
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"- Okay, but this is your last chance."
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"- Nothing healthy, please."
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"- Aw, come on, Max,"
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"you gotta eat everything on your plate."
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"[tense music]"
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"- Aw, carrots?"
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"- It's good for you."
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"* *"
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"- How did she know your name?"
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"- Oh, I'm pretty famous around here"
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"ever since I broke the taco record."
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"* *"
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"- Nothing here."
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"- No alien baby."
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"- This is horrible."
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"What if he never comes back?"
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"I haven't even taught him to tie his shoes yet."
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"I wish I could make those sounds"
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"Harry makes to lure him back."
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"[imitating bird calls]"
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"- Ow."
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"- What's wrong?"
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"- My stomach, it hurts."
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"- It can't be food poisoning. We just ate."
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"- [panting]"
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"- Oh, no."
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"- What?"
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"- Did you notice anything different"
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"about that new lunch lady, Agnes?"
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"- She had less hair on her face than the other lunch ladies?"
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"- Yes, and her watch, that was no lunch lady watch."
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"It was military."
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"She might be MIB."
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"That's probably how she knew your name."
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"Maybe she put a tracking device in your food."
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"You need to poop it out."
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"- I can't."
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"I only poop after breakfast"
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"or when my mom takes me to the bookstore."
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"- Then we have to speed things along."
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"Here."
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"- That's way too big to swallow."
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"- It's not for swallowing."
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"- No, I'm not putting that up my butt."
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"- Come on, the survival of the world is at stake."
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"- I can save the world with my butt?"
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"- You have to."
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"It's your destiny."
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"- Okay."
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"Me and my butt will do it."
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"- It seems the pond is owned by a shell company"
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"controlled by the Galvan/Powell Group,"
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"which we know was the same company"
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"Tanner Corrington worked for."
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"- Apparently, the tainted water is leaking heavy metals"
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"into Hawthorne Creek,"
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