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Clips from Central Park - Dog Spray Afternoon (S01E01)

"All the companies use the same tax ID numbers."
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"These supposedly different companies are just one company"
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"buying the mayor's crappy real estate at ridiculous prices."
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"-You want some cake, Paige? -Save my piece, Doug."
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"-Where do you want me to save it? -Oh, my God, Doug, in the fridge."
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"Wait, just give it to me."
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"So, who owns the company?"
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"Okay, not sure, but they filed their articles of incorporation in Panama."
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"-Yikes. -Yikes."
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"Why "yikes"? Don't say yikes when he says yikes."
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"You can't find out who owns a Panamanian shell corporation,"
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"that's why people make Panamanian shell corporations."
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"Duh."
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"Doug, so help me, I will smoosh this in your face."
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"-But it's my birthday. -It was your birthday yesterday, Doug!"
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"You think you're gonna get all the money, huh? A damn dog!"
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"Do you have any idea what I do for that woman?"
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"Half of her blood used to be my blood."
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"Fluffy little face"
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"With your fluffy dumb tail Wagging to the pace"
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"Life is tough with your plushy bedding And your tushy-petting-getting"
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"I could choke you till you croak 'Cause my life's a joke"
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"You see For once in my life I'd have glee"
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"If I didn't have to lift a finger"
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"If I linger here by the Harlem Meer"
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"And I have to lag And help an old hag with her handbag"
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"Bless you, bless you Achoo, tissue"
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"Thank you Yes, if we talk in the crosswalk"
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"Then a bike group bikes by, bye-bye"
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"And a horse on its course Pulls its carriage with a force"
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"And splat, you'll be flat Like a hat that's been sat on"
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"That's exhausting."
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"If there's a will There's a way, there's a way"
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"If there's a will There's a way, there's a way"
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"There's a way to get away scot-free"
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"With a sneaky-deaky murder Of the first degree"
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"So, doggy, don't mess See now who's a pedigree"
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"Me"
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"-I did not mean to come this way. -But we meet here every day."
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"I thought I could take him by that statue of Balto, the sled dog, again."
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"Someone has a crush."
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"Shampagne, not me."
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"Wait, why are you slowly stepping away as I talk?"
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"Am I? Look at that. I'm gonna walk solo today."
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"Doggy wants to go to the Guggenheim. No kids allowed. Gotta go, bye."
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"Shampagne doesn't like modern art."
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"He thinks it's become too commercial."
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"I can't believe we're gonna do a stakeout tonight. This is so fun."
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"I know, right? But super serious too."
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"Dibs on the cool-guy takedown phrase."
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"I've got it. "Looks like you've been painted into a corner.""
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"Oh, that's good."
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"Are those ghillie suits?"
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"Yeah, just some official Central Park business. Nothing to be concerned about."
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"I wish I could go into more detail, but we're on a stakeout to catch a tagger."
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"-Look at all our gear. -A tagger? Okay."
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"Yeah, whoever's doing the shart tags all over the place."
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"We think he's gonna hit this spot tonight. I figured out the pattern."
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"Well, I can't stand graffiti."
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"Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems like writing on a public place, what's the point?"
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"So, you just gonna wait here?"
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"Yep."
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"-His bedtime is 8:45. -No, not tonight."
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"I had a very strong cup of Earl Grey,"
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"and I'm gonna be buzzed until at least 9:30."
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"Feel free to make your faces look like you're enjoying this more."
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"Union break."
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"Leave the money on the ground, or just walk away. That's fine."
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"Paige! Paige! Hello."
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"How's your investigation going?"
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"Be specific, so we both know what you know."
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"Not great."
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""Not great" not great, or "not great" so great?"
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"No, the first one."
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"I tracked the source of Mayor Whitebottom's money,"
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"but it's a Panamanian shell corporation."
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"I had to file an inquiry through the Freedom of Information"
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"and petition the Panamanian government to unseal records."
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"In six short months, I'll possibly kind of have traction"
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"toward sort of beginning to figure out--"
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"It's Bitsy! It's Bitsy Brandenham! Oh, no."
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"How would you know Bitsy Brandenham owns this Panamanian shell corporation?"
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"Okay. Well, see, buskers always hear stuff in the park."
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"Important businesspeople are always crossing through the park,"
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"talking on their business phones,"
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"thinking buskers don't know anything about Panamanian shell corporations."
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"But honestly, why are we even talking about how I knew this at all?"
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"It's silly. You're being silly, Paige."
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"-That makes sense. -Oh, thank God."
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"Wealthy people are always going around buying influence with politicians,"
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"and Bitsy and the mayor do run in similar circles."
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"Right, yeah."
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"Now that you're putting it together, it does make sense."
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"You put it together. I mean, because you just told me."
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"Say what?"
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"Bitsy Brandenham is behind the shell corp."
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"Your words. You said it. I mean, can we just say you said it, please?"
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"Yep. That'll work."
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"It's like he's got a little mustache."
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"Damn you, boy, and your stupid stick mustache"
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"that's not even in the right place."
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"-I can't do it. -Hey."
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"-Nothing. -Listen, I know why you ditched me."
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"You think I walk too slow. I get it. Look at these stubs."
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"Yeah, that was it. It's annoying, but I'm over it now."
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"Just try being taller next time. Let's go."
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"Shampagne!"
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"Oh, for the love of..."
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"-You saved me. -I know."
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"-And you saved Shampagne. -I know."
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"We owe you our lives."
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"Yeah, well, put me in your will."
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"When that tagger gets here,"
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"he's not gonna know what hit him, but it'll be us."
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"We'll hit him with a sternly-worded cease and desist."
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"These suits are great. I love being invisible."
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"I know, me too."
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"I got your note on the fridge."
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"Also, bushes blend in better if they're not laughing and giggling."
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"And your flashlights are pretty bright. Did you think about not having them on?"
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