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Clips from Central Park - Dog Spray Afternoon (S01E01)

"-It got so dark. -We wanted just a little bit of light."
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"Maybe the tagger doesn't think glowing, giggly bushes are weird."
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"Damn it, you're right. Who are we kidding?"
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"He probably made us and went somewhere else."
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"What? Are you the park manager or the park "quitting-ger"?"
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"-What? -Wait."
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"Of course."
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"You know what, Dad? You're right. Let's quit."
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"Really? You were kind of mean about it a half second ago."
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"Yeah, nah, come on."
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"Listen, I think quitting is exactly what we should do,"
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"so here we go with the quitting."
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"You guys get real weird when you do this."
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"-Now! -Gotcha!"
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"You're gonna apologize to the park."
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"You left."
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"We only made you think we were leaving."
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"-We knew you were waiting us out. -How?"
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"You've got the same nervous tic as my dad."
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"I saw you do the same compulsive thigh rubs that my dad does."
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"It's not compulsive."
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"Right. It's just automatic and you get upset if you can't do it."
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"See? Your mom gets it."
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"That's when I realized that if this mega shart is your masterpiece,"
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"then there's no way you weren't gonna show up to finish it."
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"You're like my dad. You're compuls--"
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"-Don't say it. -Sorry, uncontrollably determined."
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"Fine, but you forgot one important thing."
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"-What's that? -Run, run, run, run, run."
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"Dad, you don't need to chase him. Look, we got what we needed."
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"This'll look good on a "Wanted" poster."
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"-Great job, guys! -We did it."
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"-Molly, you did it. -I know. I was being nice."
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""You're gonna apologize to the park"?"
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"It just came out. It just came out."
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"It was the tea talking. I double bagged it. I'm still juiced."
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"Phew. Owen and Molly stopped that tagger, and Bitsy was surprisingly cool about it."
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"And did Bitsy really leave everything to Shampagne in her will?"
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"Well, not yet. That stuff with the lawyer"
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"was actually Bitsy making sure she was in Shampagne's will."
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"She wants his sweaters. They're the same size."
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"And maybe I bent the rules a little bit by spilling the beans to Paige"
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"about Bitsy and the mayor, but who even remembers that?"
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"And it looks like there aren't gonna be any consequences anyway, so hooray."
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"But there are always consequences."
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"Hi, I'm Griffin, your new narrator."
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"Phew! I'm hungry."
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"-Hot dog time for Birdie. -Hot dog time for Birdie."
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"Or should I say "not" dog time for Birdie."
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"Cliff-hanger."
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"Money in my monkey bank"
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"Willy, willy-nilly, hey"
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"Gonna shake that money In my monkey bank"
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"Gonna shake it Willy, willy-nilly, hey"
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"Gonna shake that money In my monkey bank"
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"Money in my monkey bank"
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"Shake it willy-nilly Shake it willy-nilly"
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"Shake it willy-nilly"
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"Money in my monkey bank"
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"If there's a will There's a way, there's a way"
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"If there's a will There's a willy-nilly way"
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"Ideally, I was hoping the tagger would strike at, like, 8:00 or 8:30."
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"Okay, good. I'll wire the money. Bye."
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