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Clips from Central Park - Dog Spray Afternoon (S01E01)

"The collar broadcasts a signal to my phone so I can see where he is at all times."
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"Problem is, I can't figure out how to see him on this. Can you?"
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"-Your cell phone. -Why didn't he say so?"
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"-What does "Sh-- Art" mean? -I can't believe it."
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"Do they think this is funny? 'Cause it's not."
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"-"Shart." -Timeless."
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"I know graffiti comes with the territory, but certain things are off-limits."
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"-Agreed. I do like the-- -Don't! Don't like anything about it."
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"You still look like you're admiring it. Look mad at it."
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"-Me too? -Yes. Everybody look mad."
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"Dad, you keep doing that nervous thing where you wipe your hands on your shorts."
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"I think your shorts are getting confused and scared."
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"Sorry, taggers make me anxious."
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"I'm gonna have to call Gootch."
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"-You know someone named Gootch? -He's my tagger informant."
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"Keeps me in the loop on who's spraying what."
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"You have a tagger informant?"
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"Yes, Molly. You don't think I'm cool enough to have a tagger informant?"
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"Not really, Mr. Wipey Hands."
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"Well, I am. And no saying Mr. Wipey Hands."
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"Elwood, turn on the thing, but still look mad."
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"I'll try, but it's really fun to use this thing."
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"I know."
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"Whee!"
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"I mean-- Grrrrrr."
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"Oh, that's kind of a big piece. Make sure you share."
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"Shampagne. Oh, my baby."
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"For all I know, Bitsy is signing everything over to you right now."
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"What would you even spend it on, squeak toys shaped like food?"
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"Why am I giving you ideas?"
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"-Oh, perfect. -Oh, my sweet boy."
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"I knew I'd see you again. Now give me some of that sugar."
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"Wow, that's so nice. Look at you two. Okay, bye."
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"You're so lucky you get to walk him."
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"Lucky? I'm a grown woman carrying around a tiny bag of poop."
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"You don't have to brag."
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"Could I maybe, possibly just hold the leash"
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"for, like, one second to ten minutes?"
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"Why, do you wanna take him for a walk?"
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"More than anything."
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"Wait, really?"
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"Yeah, screw it. You can walk him. Just do a full loop."
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"Oh, you will not regret this."
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"Or maybe you will, we haven't really discussed expectations."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Oh, I didn't give him any baggies in case it's a double feature."
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"Let him barehand it. Life's hard. Learn it young."
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"Why do I put up with any of this?"
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"-Helen, will you freshen up my drink? -Okay."
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"Take Shampagne to see his doggy shrink"
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"Of course."
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"Lace my girdle, file down my skin tags"
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"Sure."
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"And count all my shoes and my handbags"
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"-Helen, will you swallow all your rage? -For now."
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"-Keep it like a monkey in a cage -I love monkeys."
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"Just ignore Shampagne's much higher standing"
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"I will."
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"Adore me, endure me Withstanding my demands"
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"But I've got plans So these demands are temporary"
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"I couldn't bear it Knowing where my future life could lead"
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"I grit my teeth And find relief repeating"
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"If there's a will There's a way, there's a way"
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"If there's a will There's a way, there's a way"
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"If there's a will There's a willy-nilly way"
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"To be living like I'm top-notch Filthy stinking rich, watch"
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"Just gotta be smart like so Keep playing my part like so"
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"Don't step on my toes Nobody knows what really goes on"
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"In Bitsy's rich-and-famous lifestyle Penthouse in the tower"
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"Gonna have my hour with the willpower"
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"-Maybe I'll manipulate the lawyer -That's good."
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"-Show a little ankle in the foyer -Men love ankles."
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"-Make him give me power of attorney -Or else..."
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"He'll leave Bitsy's house on a gurney"
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"Her Shampagne taste is such a waste"
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"It's time she tasted mine"
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"Let's seal the deal up, club a seal up Show me where to sign"
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"Until that day I lay awake recalling"
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"If there's a will There's a way, there's a way"
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"If there's a will There's a way, there's a way"
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"If there's a will There's a willy-nilly way"
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"Willy-nilly way Willy, willy, willy way"
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"Oh, Helen, is it worth it?"
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"Maybe you should give up this life of misdeeds and manipulation."
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"Just kidding."
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"Willy, willy-nilly, hey"
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"Gonna shake that money In my monkey bank"
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"Gonna shake it Willy, willy-nilly, hey"
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"Gonna shake that money In my monkey bank"
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"Gonna shake it"
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"Shake it willy-nilly Shake it willy-nilly"
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"Shake it willy-nilly Shake it willy-nilly"
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"If there's a will There's a will"
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"There's a way, way, way, way"
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"Way, way, way, way, way, way"
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"Okay, I'm done."
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"I guess this could be worth three million."
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"Crap!"
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"This does not look like three million dollars."
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"Hate you, lid. I hate you! I hate you!"
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"Yep, real estate scam. Definitely a scam."
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"It's cold."
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"Gootch, hope you haven't been defacing my park today."
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"Maybe me and my boys were putting up some throwies and fill-fills"
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"behind the boathouse bathroom, maybe we weren't."
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"Yep, great."
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"I shouldn't be talking to you. Everyone thinks I fit the HAT."
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"-HAT? -"Honor among thieves.""
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"You don't know acronyms?"
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"I know acronyms. That was confusing. Hats are already things. Doesn't matter."
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"-You got the Goods? -Bag of Goods, no Plenty's."
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"Daddy like."
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"I couldn't get a name, but this shart guy has everybody pissed off."
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"Dude's tagging stuff I wouldn't go near. And he's tagging other people's tags."
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"Dissing good scribbles all over the place."
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"Anybody seen him? Can you tell me anything?"
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"If he was local, I'd know him. I wish I could tell you more."
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"Dude's giving defacing public property a bad name."
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"How do you know it's a dude? Could be a girl, right?"
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"-Girls shart? -Yeah, girls shart."
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