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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Spanish Inquisition (S02E02)

"And now for something completely different."
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"JARROW - NEW YEAR'S EVE 1911"
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"JARROW, 1912"
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"Come in."
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"Trouble at mill."
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"Oh no. What sort of trouble?"
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"One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treddle."
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"Pardon?"
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"I don't understand what you're saying."
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"One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treddle."
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"- Well what on earth does that mean? - I don't know."
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"Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all."
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"I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition."
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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
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"Our chief weapon is surprise... Surprise and fear, fear and surprise..."
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"our two weapons are fear and surprise."
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"And ruthless efficiency..."
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"Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency..."
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"and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope."
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"Our four...no..."
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"amongst our weapons..."
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"amongst our weaponry..."
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"are such elements as fear..."
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"I'll come in again."
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"I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition."
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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
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"Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as"
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"fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency,"
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"and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms"
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"- Oh damn! I can't say it, you'll have to say it. - What?"
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"You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are ...'"
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"I couldn't do that..."
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"I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition."
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"Er.... Nobody...um...."
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"- Expects. - Expects."
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"- Nobody expects the...um... - Inquisition."
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"I know...I know!"
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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect..."
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"- Our chief weapons are... - Our chief weapons are...um...er..."
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"- Surprise... - Surprise and..."
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"Stop. Stop there! Stop there. Whew!"
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"Our chief weapon is surprise, blah, blah, blah, blah."
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"Cardinal, read the charges."
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"You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church."
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"- My old man said... - That's enough."
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"Now, how do you plead?"
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"We're innocent."
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"Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha"
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"We'll soon change your mind about that!"
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"[ laughs ]"
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"Fear, surprise, and a most ruthless..."
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"Now, Cardinal, the rack!"
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"You... Right!"
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"Tie her down."
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"Right! How do you plead?"
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"- Innocent. - Ha! Right!"
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"Cardinal, give the rack (oh dear)"
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"give the rack a turn."
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"I..."
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"I know. I know you can't. I didn't want to say anything."
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"I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake."
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"- It makes it all seem so stupid. - Shall I, um...?"
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"Oh, go on, just pretend for God's sake."
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"Ah, hello, you don't know me, but I'm from the BBC."
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"We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction..."
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"You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it."
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"Oh, well all right, yes."
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"Jolly good. Come this way."
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"Yes, we're on film at the moment, you see."
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"It's a link, is it?"
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"Yes that's right, that sort of thing, yes, a link."
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"It's all a bit zany, you know a bit madcap funster..."
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"Frankly I don't fully understand it myself,"
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"the kids seem to like it."
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"I much prefer Des O'Connor, Rolf Harris, Tom Jones, you know..."
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"TO THE SKETCH"
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"You do a lot of this sort of thing, do you?"
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"Quite a lot yes, quite a lot. I'm mainly in comedy."
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"I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but I've got a degree."
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"Joke, sir? Guaranteed amusing."
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"As used by the crowned heads of Europe. Has brought tears to the eyes of Royalty."
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"'Denmark has never laughed so much', The Stage."
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"Nice little novelty number 'a naughty Humphrey' breaks the ice at parties."
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"Put it on the table. Press the button. It vomits."
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"Absolutely guaranteed. With refills."
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"'Black soap', leave it in the bathroom,"
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"they wash their hands, real fungus grows on the fingers."
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"Can't get it off for hours."
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"Frighten the elderly: real snakes."
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"Comedy hernia kit."
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"Plastic flesh wounds - just keep your friends in stitches."
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"Hours of fun with 'honeymoon delight' empty it into their beds,"
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"real skunk juice."
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"They won't forget their wedding night."
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"Sticks to the skin, absolutely waterproof."
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"Amuse your friends: CS gas canisters"
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"smells, tastes and acts just like the real thing."
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"Can blind, maim or kill."
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"Or for drinks, why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle"
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"serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement!"
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"Or get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests,"
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"completely authentic sound."
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"Or why not try a new 'naughty nightie'"
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"put it on and it melts, just watch their faces."
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"Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties."
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"Go on, go on."
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"What?"
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"Do the punchline."
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"What punchline?"
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"The punchline for this bit."
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"I don't know it. They didn't say anything about a punchline."
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"Oh! Oh well in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir..."
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"Goodbye then, sir."
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"What's the punchline?"
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"Punchline? I don't think there's a punchline scheduled, is there?"
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"Where are we? A week 39.4 no, 39.7."
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"Oh ... here we are. Oh!"
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"Ha, ha, ha, very good! Ha, ha, ha, very good."
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"What a good punchline."
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"Pity we missed that."
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