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Clips from Archer - Bloodsploosh (S11E11)

"‐ Jesus Christ, Archer."
Archer
"Did you forget to call Pam"
Archer
"and tell her we're past the guards?"
Archer
"‐ Sure, let's go with that."
Archer
"‐ Call her, goddamn it. He's..."
Archer
"‐ Really getting killed out there."
Archer
"‐ Well, in the meantime‐‐ [cell phone rings]"
Archer
"‐ Yhellow?"
Archer
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Raoul."
Archer
"No one ever said that bazooka"
Archer
"could sink a cruise ship."
Archer
"You want to take out a cruise ship,"
Archer
"I can sell you something to take out a cruise ship,"
Archer
"you kook! [laughs]"
Archer
"Okay, I'll see you in Kiev. [hangs up]"
Archer
"Sorry, where were we?"
Archer
"‐ I was just about to suggest"
Archer
"we freshen our refreshments."
Archer
"‐ Mm, I like where this is going."
Archer
"Wait, as in sex, right?"
Archer
"‐ If you play your cards right."
Archer
"‐ Ah, and the delicate foreplay dance begins."
Archer
"[moans]"
Archer
"‐ [gags] ‐ Hey!"
Archer
"Whatever happened to"
Archer
""No more personal calls, Cheryl."
Archer
""No more four‐hour lunches, Carol."
Archer
"No more shoving your fingers in"‐‐[chokes]"
Archer
"[dramatic music]"
Archer
"‐ Pam, get Lana on comms and tell‐‐"
Archer
"[groans]"
Archer
"[crowd chanting]"
Archer
"‐ Jesus Christ."
Archer
"Like beating a dead horse out there."
Archer
"‐ Pam... [spits tooth]"
Archer
"Get Lana on the...talk box thing"
Archer
"and tell her..."
Archer
"Lana: What do you mean, you can't call?"
Archer
"‐ Mm, there's no signal down here."
Archer
"‐ Oh, idiot. ‐ Idiot?"
Archer
"I didn't invent how cement walls work, Lana."
Archer
"‐ What? ‐ The hell?"
Archer
"[jaunty music]"
Archer
"Okay, yeah, so..."
Archer
"Oh, I'm just gonna‐‐"
Archer
"I'm just gonna go ahead and..."
Archer
"[vomits]"
Archer
"‐ That's it. Calling my own number."
Archer
"Yah! [crowd gasps]"
Archer
"[dramatic music]"
Archer
"Whoo!"
Archer
"Big Mama's handing out biscuits, baby!"
Archer
"[crowd gasping] ‐ Ah, you dare interfere"
Archer
"with the Dragon Fire Kumite?"
Archer
"‐ Well, somebody had to spice up this snooze‐fest."
Archer
"‐ Oh, then by rule,"
Archer
"you must duel to the death"
Archer
"with the legendary Dragon Fire!"
Archer
"‐ [choking]"
Archer
"Pam: Conway Stern?"
Archer
"‐ [choking] Take..."
Archer
"me!"
Archer
"‐ Uh...Pamela."
Archer
"So glad you came."
Archer
"‐ Twice."
Archer
"‐ Tum‐tum feeling better?"
Archer
"‐ Nice tone, Lana... [guns cocking]"
Archer
"But yes, thank you for asking."
Archer
"‐ Okay, I've got an idea."
Archer
"Maybe try glaring at me tons more, Lana."
Archer
"Maybe that'll get us out of here."
Archer
"‐ Oh, I'm sorry. Was I glaring?"
Archer
"I thought I was just looking at the idiot who got us caught!"
Archer
"‐ Well, with your resting bitch face..."
Archer
"‐ [gasps] guard: Hey, asshole!"
Archer
"No talking till Mr. Li gets here"
Archer
"to kill you..."
Archer
"with a bazooka, like you are cruise ship."
Archer
"[laughs] ‐ Fine,"
Archer
"but if you scratch that cane,"
Archer
"it will literally end up inside your..."
Archer
"‐ Asshole."
Archer
"‐ [laughs] Yeah."
Archer
"I probably deserve that."
Archer
"I bet you miss me, though."
Archer
"‐ Not even close, bud."
Archer
"‐ You know what you could've gone with right there is,"
Archer
""Glenn Close, but no cigar.""
Archer
"‐ Well, you're about to have"
Archer
"a dangerous liaison..."
Archer
"with my fist!"
Archer
"‐ Oh, my, my, my."
Archer
"Looks like a...reversal of fortune."
Archer
"Are you starting to feel a...fatal attraction?"
Archer
"‐ No, it's more like..."
Archer
"Hook! ‐ [growls]"
Archer
"Lana: Uh..."
Archer
"resting what face?"
Archer
"‐ I'm not at all sure I follow."
Archer
"‐ Bitch. ‐ Pardon?"
Archer
"‐ I believe you said"
Archer
""resting bitch face.""
Archer
"‐ Uh, honestly, I feel like I would remember that."
Archer
"‐ Ah, good. I must've misheard you."
Archer
"I guess that means I don't have to do this."
Archer
"‐ [groans] Goddamn it."
Archer
"‐ Hey, I told you..."
Archer
"[shuddering]"
Archer
"[dramatic music]"
Archer
"‐ [grunts] Son of a bitch!"
Archer
"‐ Problem? [laughs]"
Archer
"‐ [groans]"
Archer
"Well, not if you stand still"
Archer
"for, like, two freaking seconds."
Archer
"‐ [laughs] Yeah, I hear you."
Archer
"I'm kind of like a... Uh...I'm like a..."
Archer
"‐ Muhammad all over the damn place?"
Archer
"‐ Damn it!"
Archer
"[gunfire]"
Archer
"‐ Go!"
Archer
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