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Clips from Archer - Bloodsploosh (S11E11)

"♪ ♪"
Archer
"‐ [screams]"
Archer
"‐ Hey, Lana,"
Archer
"how's the "non‐murdering bad guys" thing going?"
Archer
"‐ Well, like everything else you touch,"
Archer
"it's kind of turned to shit."
Archer
"[music slows]"
Archer
"‐ Oh, my God!"
Archer
"Did you just see that?"
Archer
"Full‐on midair head shot!"
Archer
"That was so pre‐coma me."
Archer
"‐ Yeah, just like being pinned down,"
Archer
"about to die, and it's all your fault"
Archer
"feels pretty pre‐coma you also."
Archer
"‐ [laughs] Right?"
Archer
"Although..."
Archer
"that's kind of new."
Archer
"‐ [grunts, groans angrily]"
Archer
"[both grunting, blows landing]"
Archer
"‐ [grunts]"
Archer
"[crowd cheering]"
Archer
"guard: Don't move!"
Archer
"‐ Lana, am I still in a coma?"
Archer
"‐ What are you‐‐no. God damn it, no."
Archer
"‐ Damn, because this is gonna hurt."
Archer
"[clicks]"
Archer
"[glass cracking]"
Archer
"Conway: Any last words, Big Mama?"
Archer
"‐ Yeah, they rhyme with go fu‐‐"
Archer
"[Archer screams]"
Archer
"‐ [screams]"
Archer
"You have got to be kidding me!"
Archer
"‐ Oh, how you like that,"
Archer
"Daniel Day‐loser?"
Archer
"‐ As in "My Left Foot." Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good."
Archer
"[gas hissing]"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"‐ [weakly] Ah, just like we planned."
Archer
"‐ [crying]"
Archer
"But you haven't seen the last of Conway Stern!"
Archer
"Ow."
Archer
"Which‐‐is it my real name?"
Archer
"I'll never tell you!"
Archer
"Oh, my God,"
Archer
"this hurts so much more than losing the hand."
Archer
"‐ [inhales deeply]"
Archer
"Good news!"
Archer
"‐ Dear God."
Archer
"‐ OldwaybetterCheryl is so back."
Archer
"‐ From where, a truck stop bacchanalia?"
Archer
"‐ Uh, sure, let's go with that."
Archer
"‐ And where the hell have you been?"
Archer
"‐ Uh, this new place called almost dying."
Archer
"‐ Hardly. Win Li: You!"
Archer
"You've ruined my entire operation!"
Archer
"‐ Oh, go stuff a sock in it!"
Archer
"Swear to Christ,"
Archer
"I have to do everything around here."
Archer
"Now clean this up!"
Archer
"[gentle music]"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"‐ Hey, where the hell's Cyril?"
Archer
"‐ Hello?"
Archer
"‐ Oh, for the love of..."
Archer
"You forgot one!"
Archer
"‐ Sorry, Mother. Mission focused."
Archer
"Your words. Can't go back."
Archer
"‐ Christ, Archer, did you leave him"
Archer
"just to get your parking space back?"
Archer
"‐ No."
Archer
"‐ Made in Georgia."
Archer