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Clips from Archer - Bloodsploosh (S11E11)

"to the twelfth annual"
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"Dragon Fire Kumite!"
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"[crowd chanting]"
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"Fighters, head to registration,"
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"and everyone, please enjoy the loggerhead turtle sliders."
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"They're almost extinct"
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"because they're so tasty!"
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"‐ Mmm, he wasn't kidding. These things are amazing."
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"‐ Oh, put that away. I'm allergic to loggerhead."
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"‐ Along with cat dander and motherly affection?"
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"Got it. Mmm."
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"‐ Dear God, stop stuffing your face like a refugee."
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"‐ It's called carb‐loading, Mother."
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"Mmm. ‐ For what?"
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"‐ Karate island."
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"‐ Actually,"
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"we'll be entering Cyril to fight in the tournament."
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"‐ Officially ending the search"
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"for your long‐lost sense of humor."
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"‐ It's just, Cyril's a bit more..."
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"‐ I think the term you're looking for is"
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"fully functioning!"
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"How do I look?"
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"‐ You mean besides like you've got"
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"the world's first black belt in tax law?"
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"‐ [laughs] Right?"
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"Archer: We get it. You finally exercised."
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"Stop being such a dick about it."
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"‐ Ignore him, Cyril. You'll do fine."
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"‐ Which is more than I can say"
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"for...whatever this is supposed to be."
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"‐ It's called undercover."
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"‐ As opposed to vaguely racist?"
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"Pam: [laughs] Vaguely?"
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"Ow!"
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"‐ Mission focused, young lady."
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"You hear me?"
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"‐ Well, not out of this damn ear."
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"[belches] Oh, wait, that's better."
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"‐ What? She stole my flask, Mother."
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"I'm the victim here."
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"‐ Your job is to stick to the plan."
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"‐ Stick to the plan. Got it."
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"I'll do a Manhattan on the rocks."
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"‐ Oh, for the love of..."
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"I want mission focus."
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"‐ Jesus. ‐ Sync on me in three,"
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"two, one... ‐ Wait, sync on what?"
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"‐ Mark. [phone beeps]"
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"‐ Mark? ‐ I want comms checks..."
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"‐ Wait, who's Mark?"
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"‐ And everyone in position"
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"in two minutes. Now move out."
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"‐ I'm starting to feel like I maybe missed a meeting."
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"[dramatic drum music] Lana: Okay."
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"Once we get past the guards,"
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"we trigger the halon system,"
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"filling this place with a cloud of gas,"
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"and then we whisk Win Li away in the chaos."
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"‐ Right. So, uh,"
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"where are we on that refill?"
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"‐ Not really part of what we're doing."
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"‐ It's called tradecraft, Lana."
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"You even care about blowing your cover?"
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"‐ I think your tradecraft's a tad rusty."
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"‐ Oh, so we're making fun of my coma now."
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"‐ [sighs] Archer..."
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"‐ Feels like a dark line to cross, Lana."
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"‐ Sorry, not what I meant."
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"Let's just focus on our jobs."
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"‐ Exactly."
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"So yeah, lighter on the vermouth this time."
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"[bell dings]"
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"Malory: And when you bring him his drink,"
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"slip this into it."
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"Now careful. That's highly concentrated"
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"benzodiazepine. ‐ [gasps]"
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"Oh, you mean a booster buddy!"
Archer
"Don't worry, newbetterCheryl"
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"totally stopped taking these twice a day."
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"‐ Twice? How are you still even alive?"
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"‐ Thanks to Jesus."
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"He's the Costa Rican guy"
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"I used to pay to pump my stomach."
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"‐ Just get it done."
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"Pam: Yeah, good luck with that."
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"‐ Seriously, what's he so worked up about?"
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"‐ [taunting in Chinese]"
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"‐ How the hell should I know?"
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"I don't speak angry‐as‐shit...Mandarin?"
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"I'm just the trainer. ‐ Cleverly disguised"
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"as a drunk moron."
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"‐ Who could still whip your bony ass."
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"Speaking of, how about you tag me in"
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"for a few rounds?"
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"Feeling a little frisky."
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"‐ This is why we don't drink on duty, Pam."
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"We had a detailed mission plan, and‐‐"
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"[bell dings] ‐ That hopefully included"
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"your dumb ass turning around."
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"opponent: Hyah!"
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"‐ [groans]"
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"‐ Great."
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"‐ I know, right?"
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"‐ No, I mean there are more guards now..."
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"who are apparently easily distracted."
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"Let's move. Now."
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"Archer. ‐ Uh, hang on."
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"‐ Archer! ‐ What?"
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"I'm easily distracted, too, Lana."
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"I'm trying to watch Cyril..."
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"‐ Hi‐yah!"
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"[bell dings]"
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"‐ Weirdly not getting his ass kicked."
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"‐ Well, so much for‐‐"
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"‐ Parking spot schadenfreude."
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"‐ And more importantly,"
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"for our chance to just walk right on in there."
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"Unless..."
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"Pam, come in. ‐ What the..."
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