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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Dining with the Zarglorp (S10E10)

"See? He thinks it's good too."
Archer
"Now let's find you a load-bearing pipe."
Archer
"(grunting)"
Archer
"(groans) Hello?"
Archer
"Can anyone hear me?"
Archer
"Over."
Archer
"Ooh! What about eye patches?"
Archer
"I mean, we don't actually have to have our eyes cut out"
Archer
"to wear them-- unless you want to."
Archer
"RAY: Can anyone hear me?"
Archer
"Arr, this is Space Pirate Cheryl. Go ahead."
Archer
"There's a psycho loose on the ship!"
Archer
"She's brainwashing the crew to kill themselves"
Archer
"so she can eat us!"
Archer
"(gasps) Sterling!"
Archer
"Cheryl, listen to me. We have to go in there."
Archer
"Duh, of course we have to go in there."
Archer
"There's someone brainwashing people"
Archer
"into killing themselves!"
Archer
"-RAY: Hurry up! -Let's go!"
Archer
"All right, me hearties, open up!"
Archer
"Here be breakfast!"
Archer
"PRICE: Well, well,"
Archer
"well. Looks like we have"
Archer
"a dirty traitor in our midst."
Archer
"I think you know what to do, Cyril."
Archer
"(door hisses)"
Archer
"What the hell is this?"
Archer
"Cyril's trying to kill me!"
Archer
"Then I'm gonna kill myself."
Archer
"Then they want us to eat them."
Archer
"-Smart. -Cyril, you idiot, Price is space-mad."
Archer
"She convinced her crew to kill themselves"
Archer
"so she could eat them."
Archer
"Wh... Wow."
Archer
"I... never."
Archer
"I am Glenda Macmillan Price,"
Archer
"intergalactic hero,"
Archer
"and I'll be damned if you'll accuse me..."
Archer
"(yelling)"
Archer
"(grunting)"
Archer
"Hey, guys? We're down to auxiliary power."
Archer
"No way to know how that happened."
Archer
"But I do have an idea. Captain Price, you said"
Archer
"your ship was lodged in the digestive tract,"
Archer
"-but it's not out of power, correct? -(grunting) That's right."
Archer
"Well, if the fuel rods are undamaged,"
Archer
"conceivably, we could hook up our generator"
Archer
"to the Tristan, throw the switch,"
Archer
"and it could generate enough heat"
Archer
"-possibly to induce vomiting. -(banging, screeching in distance)"
Archer
"-What the hell is that sound? -Those are the giant"
Archer
"man-eating parasites that have been chasing us"
Archer
"since Archer set off the blast charges Price told us not to!"
Archer
"I think we all learned a valuable lesson from that"
Archer
"that we wouldn't have known otherwise, and..."
Archer
"(short chuckle) ...now we know."
Archer
"(screeching)"
Archer
"You idiot!"
Archer
"I've been successfully hiding from those things for years!"
Archer
"Hey, how about this? I say we try Krieger's idea."
Archer
"Lana, get behind the wheel"
Archer
"and get this sucker ready to blow out of here."
Archer
"Cyril, stop trying to kill yourself."
Archer
"Aw, Archer."
Archer
"Help Krieger ready the boosters,"
Archer
"then kill yourself if you want."
Archer
"Captain, you're coming with me and Pam back to your ship"
Archer
"to show us where the fuel rods are."
Archer
"Then we hook them up and get the hell out."
Archer
"Whoohoo!"
Archer
"Suicide cult, here I come!"
Archer
"(screeching)"
Archer
"Damn it! How does this beast stay alive"
Archer
"-with all these parasites? -Yeah."
Archer
"Plus I think we saw a tumor."
Archer
"He seems so young, too."
Archer
"-(grunts) -(screeching)"
Archer
"(yelling)"
Archer
"Come on! I was about to do my finishing move."
Archer
"Hey, wait a minute,"
Archer
"I thought you said the crew ran out of rations, Price."
Archer
"Fine! Yes! I went space-crazy, okay?"
Archer
"I killed some of the crew,"
Archer
"some killed each other at my order,"
Archer
"and others killed themselves to escape my bloodthirsty wrath."
Archer
"You're like a dog with a bone about this."
Archer
"-God! -ARCHER: All right, here,"
Archer
"hook them up."
Archer
"(sighs) There's just one problem."
Archer
"LANA: Archer, what the hell is taking so long?"
Archer
"We have to get moving."
Archer
"ARCHER: Uh, we've got a little problem."
Archer
"What is it?"
Archer
"When we transfer power between the ships,"
Archer
"the Seamus will immediately shoot out of this thing..."
Archer
"Hopefully through its mouth and not its duke chute."
Archer
"ARCHER: Shut up, Pam. But in doing so,"
Archer
"whoever powers up the Tristan will be left behind."
Archer
"-(creatures continue screeching in distance) -Over?"
Archer
"-Well... -ARCHER: Wait, what's that?"
Archer
"(imitating static crackling) I-I can barely hear you."
Archer
"(imitating static crackling)"
Archer
"Price should stay back?"
Archer
"-I didn't hear anything. -(imitating static crackling)"
Archer
"Unanimous vote, you say?"
Archer
"Well, looks like the people have spoken."
Archer
"So give us, like, to the count of 60 to get back,"
Archer
"then juice this baby up."
Archer
"The hell I'm staying back."
Archer
"Glenda Price didn't eat directly out"
Archer
"of a bridge crewman's eye socket to die here today."
Archer
"Price, listen, you're a self-obsessed megalomaniac"
Archer
"who sacrificed her crew for her own survival."
Archer
"You only ever thought of yourself."
Archer
"-You're a villain. -Ugh."
Archer
"But in your final moments, you can be remembered"
Archer
"for all the good you did"
Archer
"instead of your, you know, cannibalism."
Archer
"But how would people know what I did to save you all?"
Archer
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