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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Dining with the Zarglorp (S10E10)

"Here, I'll record your heroic farewell."
Archer
"And I promise, the entire galaxy will hear it."
Archer
"Okay."
Archer
"This is Captain Glenda Price of the Tristan."
Archer
"Of all the many humanitarian missions I've been on,"
Archer
"all the lives I've saved,"
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"this last act of bravery"
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"shall be my greatest."
Archer
"Sure, there will be songs of my courage"
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"and statues in my honor."
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"But know that serving my fellow man..."
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"(stifles sob, sighs)"
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"...it was my privilege."
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"Get out of here."
Archer
"Captain's orders!"
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"Aye, aye, Captain."
Archer
"For what it's worth, I would have liked being"
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"an outlaw space pirate with you!"
Archer
"Even though you're kind of mean"
Archer
"and mostly electromagnets,"
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"you're still my favorite!"
Archer
"I hope this thing chews you like gum,"
Archer
"you crazy bitch."
Archer
"-All right, Lana, light it up. -Krieger, are we ready to go?"
Archer
"-KRIEGER: Yep, yep, yep. -Okay."
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"Captain Price, for the final time,"
Archer
"please power up for liftoff, you brave, brave soul."
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"PRICE: Aye, aye."
Archer
"Jesus Christ, it's one goddamn button, Price."
Archer
"How hard is it not to screw up the last moment of your life?"
Archer
"(thrusters roaring)"
Archer
"It's working!"
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"(creature groans)"
Archer
"It's working. Hold on. Here we go."
Archer
"MALORY: That's them! They got out!"
Archer
"Fly away, you idiot! Fly away!"
Archer
"CHERYL: Stop yelling at me!"
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"PAM: (sighs)"
Archer
"Is it just me, or is this literally the best tea"
Archer
"-in the entire galaxy? -That's probably the opium talking."
Archer
"Chasing that space dragon. Rawr! (chuckles)"
Archer
"CHERYL: So now"
Archer
"not only am I not a part of a suicide cult."
Archer
"I'm never gonna get a chance to be ever again."
Archer
"There, there, dear."
Archer
"You're dead to me. That must count for something."
Archer
"Aw, thanks."
Archer
"Hey, I forgot to ask-- how did you end up"
Archer
"-getting out of there? -We were able to generate"
Archer
"enough heat from the fuel rods that the Zarglorp spit us out."
Archer
"Oh, of course-- the extra fuel rods"
Archer
"in the downstairs storage room."
Archer
"I was hoping you'd find those. Glad they worked out."
Archer
"Yeah, worked out for everybody."
Archer
"So you gonna upload Price's farewell"
Archer
"so the entire galaxy can hear it?"
Archer
"(laughs) Are you kidding me?"
Archer
"-I wasn't recording that. -Wait, what?"
Archer
"What about your promise?"
Archer
"Wow, you really are an asshole."
Archer
"Oh, I'm the asshole."
Archer
"Lana, that lady ate people."
Archer
"Hey, I could really go for a Moscow Mousse."
Archer
"You want one?"
Archer
"MAN: Made in Georgia."
Archer
"Whoo!"
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"-Hey. -(screeching)"
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"-Welcome to the freak show. -(gasps)"
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"(growling)"
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"-(farts) -(sniffs)"
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"-Is that shepherd's pie? -And banana puddin'."
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"-Why, I oughta-- -You oughta... wash off that 'nana puddin'."
Archer
"-(slaps land) -(grunting)"
Archer
"ANNOUNCER: Archer 1999."
Archer
"All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX."
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"CHERYL: Okay, pro: all my stuff is on board,"
Archer