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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - A Legal Matter (S06E06)

"Guys, there are actual stewardesses out there,"
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"and one of them talked to me."
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"I made this joke about how they just flew in..."
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"And their arms must be tired."
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"Yeah, great."
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"Kelso, their neckerchiefs are undone."
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"You can see their necks."
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"Look, I don't have time for stewardess neck."
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"I gotta study."
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"They're really riding me down at the police academy and I don't know why."
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"I know why. It's fun."
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"They even chose me last to work on the c.P.R. Dummy,"
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"so everybody's spit was all over it."
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"Yo, even Johnson's spit,"
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"and he's got a monster cold sore."
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"I know why they're doing that."
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"I bet you're the stooge."
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"What?"
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"Every year the police academy"
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"lets one guy in they know will fail out."
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"They use him to scare the other cadets."
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"I know 'cause my brother was a stooge."
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"All right, fine. It was me."
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"Oh, man, I'm the stooge!"
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"Hey, come on. Kelso, if that were true,"
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"you'd have had to have been a screw-up your whole life."
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"I mean, sure, you've fallen off the water tower..."
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"Every year... since junior high."
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"And you broke your arm wrestling a dog."
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"And, heck, no one's eaten more change than you."
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"All right, I gotta say, you guys are making"
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"a pretty good case that I'm the stooge!"
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"Well, if you're not,"
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"there's a guy who's about to step on a rake"
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"that I really want to meet."
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"Hello, Wisconsin!"
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"I can't believe I'm the stooge!"
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"Michael, it's just the way some people are, okay?"
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"Some people are lazy. Some people are clumsy."
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"Some people are stooges."
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"You're lucky enough to be all three."
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"Kelso, keep in mind you're being called a stooge"
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"by a stooge"
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"while a third stooge sits idly by."
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"Compliment... accepted."
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"Now, listen, you nincompoops."
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"These pies are for some very important clients."
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"Nothing should happen to these pies. Got that?"
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"Sure thing, boss."
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"Nice going, you knucklehead. Now we gotta wash 'em."
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"Want to give me a hand?"
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"Bravo! Bravo!"
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"Ah, so we got a wise guy, huh?"
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"Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!"
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Take this!"
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"How's it going with those..."
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"Pies?"
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"Ugh. The three stooges have such bad hair."
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"You know, I wish I could go back in time"
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"for just 10 minutes and hand out combs and brushes."
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"Guys, can we focus here?"
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"I gotta figure out if I'm the stooge or not."
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"Well, why don't you just, like, ask your Captain or something?"
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"He won't tell me. That's the whole point."
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"I gotta get a look at my file,"
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"which means I gotta break into the police academy."
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"Okay, you see how you took something that made sense"
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"and then made it weird?"
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"That's part of the problem."
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"That's what I like about you, kelso."
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"You can make a mess out of anything."
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"I'm in."
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"Yeah, well, not me. Breaking into a place"
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"where they train people to shoot you"
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"if you break into a place..."
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"Come on, Eric. We're a team."
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"Yeah, Michael's the looks. Steven's the brain."
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"And you, your house has food."
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"Hey, remember when we shoplifted those baseball cards?"
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"We were 12 years old."
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"And I didn't shoplift anything."
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"That's right. You went home and told your mommy."
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"You mama's boy."
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"Well, did you want that on your permanent record?"
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"Yeah, I didn't think so, mister."
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"Oh, God, I am a mama's boy. I'm in."
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"Now, the secret to really good Fudge"
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"is a tiny bit of Kahlua."
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"You must make a lot of Fudge,"
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"'cause the bottle's almost empty."
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"Well, it's a tiny bit of Kahlua for the Fudge,"
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"a tiny bit for the chef."
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"Ha ha ha ha!"
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"That's how you make cooking fun."
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"Apparently, it also works for sewing and laundry"
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"and sitting around watching tv."
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"Okay, the I.N.S. Called. I have to go in"
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"for a final review before I can pick up my green card."
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"I bet they give you a test on U.S. history."
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"See, America is strict about who we let in here"
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"'cause we have stuff that people want to steal."
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"Unlike your lesser countries, like Canada and France."
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"See?"
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"This is when a Bobby pin comes in handy."
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"Why do you have a Bobby pin?"
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"I'm training my hair, okay?"
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"I want more wave, less fluff."
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"Guys, this is serious."
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"Let's just find my file and get out of here."
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"Hey, what's in here?"
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"It's the k-9 training room."
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"It's where they keep all the samples"
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"to teach the police dogs what to sniff for."
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"Oh, man, these samples"
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"are way better than our samples."
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"Did you see how quickly I sniffed them out?"
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"I could so be a police dog."
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"Cool. Training collar."
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"You know, I still don't get how they could think I'm a stooge."
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