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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - A Legal Matter (S06E06)

"I'm, like, so on top of everything."
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"What's this thing do?"
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"Oh!"
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"Give me that, kelso!"
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"You're gonna hurt yourself."
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"Quit it, Hyde. That really hurts."
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"Okay, do it one more time."
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"Okay, so this is George Washington,"
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"the father of our country."
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"Well, George and I have one thing in common."
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"We both look good in a powdered white wig."
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"Okay, so, fez, the statue of liberty"
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"was a gift from the French."
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"The French? I didn't know that."
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"You didn't know that?"
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"I really don't think it's common knowledge."
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"Okay, I painted my nails through two semesters"
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"of American history, and even I knew that."
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"Well, don't I feel like the hillbilly"
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"who wandered into town."
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"Well, it's no big deal, Mrs. Forman."
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"Oh, I see. It's no big deal"
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"for you smart people who know everything."
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"But for us hillbillies,"
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"well, we're lucky if we know how to tie our shoes"
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"and flush the toilet."
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"Okay, Mrs. Forman, please don't get upset."
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"Okay, here."
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"Drink some more Fudge."
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"Okay, so..."
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"The constitution was ratified..."
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"Oh, I know this."
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"1776."
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"Oh, you're thinking of the declaration of independence."
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"See, the constitution was..."
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"I know what the constitution is."
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"Can you make Fudge?"
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"What?"
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"Then can it."
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"Okay, what if they ask me about current events?"
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"Tell me about Vietnam."
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"Okay, so Vietnam was an illegal war which we lost."
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"What the hell are you teaching him?"
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"You, come with me."
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"I'll teach you the real American history."
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"First of all, we didn't lose the war."
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"It was a tie."
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"Besides, they're grateful."
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"They have McDonald's now."
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"Here's my file."
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"It doesn't say "stooge" anywhere."
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"Oh, good picture, but that's no shocker."
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"But this is..."
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"Aah!"
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"I think the batteries are starting to go."
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"That one didn't hurt as much."
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"You better let me hold on to this file."
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"I don't leave any fingerprints,"
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"thanks to my cool new black gloves."
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"Man, if only these shot webs."
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"Aren't those your mom's isotoners?"
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"All right, guys, I gotta figure out"
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"if I'm in trouble or not."
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"What the hell is going on in here?"
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"I'm gonna go with you're in trouble."
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"Cadet kelso, do you know what the penalty is"
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"for breaking into the academy office?"
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"No, sir, officer Kennedy, sir!"
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"There are none,"
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"because nobody's been stupid enough to do it!"
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"All right! You're first in your class."
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"Is that a dog training collar around your neck?"
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"Oh, um, you're probably gonna want this."
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"It's the red button."
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"Look, sir, I think you should know"
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"that at the last police charity auction,"
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"my family bought one of your Christmas tree ornaments..."
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"Santa driving a cop car."
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"Funniest thing on the tree. It was."
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"Anyway, please don't call my mom and dad."
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"Thanks."
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"What's your name?"
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"They call me fez."
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"Officer Kennedy, sir, I broke in"
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"to find out if I was the stooge or not, sir."
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"You're not the stooge. Johnson's the stooge."
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"Yes."
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"But you're the stooge now."
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"Okay, I think that we've been reviewing long enough."
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"Let's see what you've learned."
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"I'll start you off with an easy one."
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"Where do you live?"
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"Ame-dee-ca."
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"It's pronounced America."
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"That's what I said. Ame-dee-ca."
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"America!"
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"Ame-dee-ca."
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"Why do we celebrate the 4th of July?"
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"Because we are damn glad not to be a bunch"
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"of British tea-drinking nancy-pants."
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"Nobody's gonna argue with that answer."
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"A-mer-I-ca!"
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"A-me-dee-ca!"
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"America!"
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"Ame-dee-ca!"
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"What was president"
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"Dwight d. Eisenhower's greatest achievement?"
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"He led the allies to victory in world war ii"
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"and sent those jackbooted Nazi bastards home"
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"to cry in their Sauerkraut."
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"I didn't understand a word you said,"
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"but I heard "nazi bastards," and that's good enough for me."
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"America!"
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"Ame-dee-ca!"
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"Look, there is no damn "d" in "america"!"
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"Say my son's name."
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"Eric."
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"Great."
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"Now..."
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"America."
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