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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - The Principal is Banging My Mom/Elderly Gerbil (S01E01)

"- Um, we don't say"
10-Year-Old-Tom
""wrap them up" like it's a burrito."
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"- Casey, I've got this."
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"At Pet Depot, we happily wrap up all the animals."
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"[toilet flushes]"
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"- All right, Larry, play time's over."
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"Take a load off. Take a nap."
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"Make yourself comfortable. Let's circle back later."
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"- Hey kid, is your mom around?"
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"That toilet is completely destroyed."
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"- You know, she doesn't talk to plumbers any more."
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"She told me to-to tell you to shut up and fix the toilet."
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"- What's this? - My dad was a plumber."
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"It's a sore subject. - Yes, yes, yes."
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"Okay, now I know who we're dealing with here."
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"- Whoa! Who's this cute little guy?"
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"- My gerbil, Larry. He's 82."
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"- Hi, Larry. What a cutie you are."
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"- Isn't he cute? - Yeah, very cute!"
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"Well, this is a little surprise for me in my day."
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"- I love him. - Hi, Larry!"
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"Too bad you have to live your life in captivity."
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"You're like a little prisoner, aren't ya, Larry?"
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"- Prisoner? What's this?"
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"- What'd ya do? What crime did you do?"
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"- No. He's my pet gerbil."
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"- I'm just saying his cage is like a prison."
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"- Nah, nah, nah. They call this the "Deluxe Cabana.""
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"It's like he's on vacation."
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"- When you go on vacation, where do you--where do you go?"
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"A little room?"
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"- We don't--I don't go in a little room, no."
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"- Got'cha, got'cha, got'cha."
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"You know, I'm just a simple plumber, "shut up"
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"and get in the bathroom," but if you ask me,"
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"we don't have the right to treat animals as property."
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"- Well, you know, he was on sale, so--"
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"- You think selling a living creature,"
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"does that sound morally fine to you?"
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"I don't know what your morals are in this house."
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"- Selling creatures?"
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"Yeah, you can buy gerbils. People do that, right?"
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"- Hmm. How would you like to live in a little teeny cage?"
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"- To be honest, I think I would thrive in that environment."
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"- H-how about we take him for a little spin then?"
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"- What do you mean? - How about you"
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"pretend you're Larry for one minute?"
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"- No. Aren't you here to fix the toilet?"
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"What's happening? Oh, no. I don't want to get--"
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"No, I'm not getting in there. No, no."
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"Please. - Come on. Hop in here."
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"- No, get back in the bathroom. This is too much now."
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"- Come on. It'll be fun."
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"Pretend you're Larry. - This is getting weird."
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"- [low voice] Come on, just get in there. It'll be fun."
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"- That's not a reassuring voice."
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"Oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey!"
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"- Ah, there we go."
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"- Did you lock the door? What's happening?"
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"- If I could change one young person's mind,"
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"I've done my good deed for the day."
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"And I always do my good deed for the day."
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"- I think you oversold how much fun this was gonna be."
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"You're not leaving, are you? What's happening out there?"
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"[knocking on door] Larry, what's he doing?"
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"- Hi, uh, I need to reschedule my neck rub."
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"My son's been missing for an insane amount of hours."
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"And it just feels weird to get a massage right now."
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"- Mom! Let me out! - Tom? Are you in there?"
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"- Mom, where you been? Oh, my God."
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"- Oh, there you are. - How long was I in there?"
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"- I haven't seen you for six hours."
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"I thought you were kidnapped. - Oh."
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"You didn't call the police, or anything or?"
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"- They do recommend you wait 24 hours."
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"It's what they say on all the shows."
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"- I don't know if that's the case, but--"
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"- I was worried though. - Anyway, listen."
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"I did some soul searching. I think we got to let Larry go."
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"- Let him go? Are you on cocaine, Tom?"
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"- Cocaine? No. What do you do? How do you--"
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"- We paid a lot of money for him."
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"Plus, he's a member of the family."
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"With your dad gone, Larry's the man of the house."
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"- Wait. Larry's the man of the house? Not me?"
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"- No. Larry's a lot older than you."
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"- All right, fine. Larry stays. - "All right, fine's""
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"not gonna cut it. Raise your right hand."
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"We're gonna do a promise pledge."
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"- What do I say? - I swear to my mom--"
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"- I swear to my mom--"
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"- That I will not set Larry free."
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"- I will not set Larry free."
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"- I will keep him in this house as the man of the house."
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"And if I do not, then my mother will die."
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"I pledge on Larry's life. Amen."
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"- I'm not gonna say that, but you have my word."
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"[thunder rumbles]"
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"- [muttering] Larry. Oh, no. Oh."
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"Slave. Sorry. Prison. Cage. Prisoner."
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"- Who gave you the moral authority to enslave me?"
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"[squeaking]"
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"You get me out of this God forsaken cage now!"
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"- Larry! Larry! Ahhh!"
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"All right, so much for the pledge."
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"That's just not gonna happen."
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"- Tom, what's going on, man?"
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"I know you guys got money problems"
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"but there's literally a rat in your jacket."
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"- That's not a rat. It's my gerbil, Larry."
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"I'm gonna set him free"
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"at the school today. - Set him free?"
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"- I just want to let him know the taste of freedom."
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"I'm gonna let him go on the soccer field."
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"Turn him loose. - The soccer field?"
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"Tom, do you see cleats on this guy?"
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"- Cleats? On Larry? No."
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"- Do you see colorful Umbro shorts?"
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"- I don't. - Exactly."
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"You need to leave him in the wilderness."
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