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Clips from Silicon Valley - Two in the Box (S03E03)

"- I was 11. - Well, I wasn't in diapers."
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"I don't... I wasn't either."
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"I was there."
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"And in March of 2000, do you know when a four-year plan ended?"
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"April of 2000."
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"We gotta move, now."
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"We can't put all of our eggs"
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"in the pot-of-gold-at-the-end- of-the-rainbow basket."
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"So, the... the pot of gold is in the basket?"
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"Richard, these are the best salespeople in the world,"
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"and when they tell me that business-facing is the play,"
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"I gotta listen to that, okay?"
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"- That's fair, but it's... - I'm just asking you"
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"to talk to your guys"
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"about modifying your platform for enterprise."
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"I mean, just... just see how it feels, okay?"
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"And no matter what happens,"
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"I promise you this:"
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"I will never compromise the product."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Fine, I will talk to my guys,"
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"but they're not gonna be happy about it."
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"No, of course not. They're engineers."
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"I'll see you later."
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"I realize this is a Japanese tradition and that you are Chinese."
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"I'm not racist."
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"Yes, Japanese people racist."
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"- They are horrible. - No. No, no."
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"Jian-Yang, in every relationship,"
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"there are ebbs and flows."
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"- Ebbs? - Yes."
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"And although we have flowed,"
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"our relationship now"
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"has come to a permanent ebbing."
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"- Flow. - No."
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"No."
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"We have come to a permanent ebb."
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"Do you understand?"
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"So, you want me to leave the house?"
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"Yes. Yes. Very much so."
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"And so, I thank you..."
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"for our today."
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"Now you bow."
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"Bow."
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"All the way to the waist."
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"N-no."
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"- Okay. - Thank you, Elrich."
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"Goodbye, little one."
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"I'm gonna miss you."
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"Can't say it wasn't fun, Jian-Yang..."
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"you little Cantonese bastard."
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"- Hey, you like this? - What are you doing?"
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"Hi, my name's Erlich Bachman."
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"I'm a lying fuck!"
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"Who... who are you yelling at?"
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"We're the only two people in the fucking house!"
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"Erlich a liar!"
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"You're not gonna get me to change my opinion about myself."
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"Liar! Take that outta there!"
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"I don't know, Richard. I don't think it's that big a deal."
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"Really, you don't? You're okay with being business first?"
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"Granted, it's not what we would do if we were in charge,"
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"but Jack seems to know what he's doing."
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"This is fucking amazing."
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"I feel like I'm in "Minority Report.""
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"And in reality, you're just a minority."
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"Richard, relax. We're still building the neural net."
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"We still get to do all the cool stuff, right?"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"We're not scrapping any peer-to-peer delivery?"
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"No, no, definitely not."
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"So, we're still doing the same stuff, just in a different order."
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"Yeah, I guess you're right."
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"Well, the eviction process is officially underway,"
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"but my attorney says it may take up to a year."
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"- Where are you gonna stay? - Well, I always have my trick."
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"All right, I'll bite. What's your trick?"
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"I simply imagine that my skeleton is me,"
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"and my body is my house,"
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"and that way, I'm always home."
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"Okay. Well..."
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"we are now business-facing. I don't know if you heard."
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"That means we have to rewrite our entire deck."
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"I just hope it doesn't put us way the fuck behind."
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"Behind who? EndFrame sucks"
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"and Nucleus shit the bed, remember?"
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"Yeah, yeah. You're right, you're right."
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"Wow."
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"This is endless."
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"If we worked this hard on Nucleus in the first place,"
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"we probably wouldn't be scrubbing it right now."
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"- Dude, are you done? - Yup."
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"How'd you script digest all those strings so fast?"
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"I don't know. It's just a predictive loop."
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"Actually, it's sort of like a context tree."
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"Holy shit."
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"What's up?"
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"Hey, Jared, why don't we knock off for tonight?"
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"Just pick this back up tomorrow morning?"
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"Mmm. Agreed."
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"I'm going on close to 40 hours without good sleep,"
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"and the edges of things are starting to get a little dancey."
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"What?"
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"Erlich, thank you again for allowing me to occupy"
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"a corner of your cozy garage."
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"It is my hearth and my home."
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"What the fuck?"
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"Jian-Yang, Jesus Christ,"
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"don't sneak up on people like that, you devious little bastard,"
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"especially if they're cleaning glassware."
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"You kick me out, but you let him stay."
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"He's not even an incubee."
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"No, he's not, and he's not staying in the house."
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"He's in the garage, like a sad bag of potting soil."
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"Have some compassion."
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"I mean, the guy rented his place"
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"to some fuckhead tenant who won't leave."
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"Jared is fucked, Jian-Yang."
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"He can go to the police."
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"It's useless. California law gives landlords"
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