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Clips from Silicon Valley - Two in the Box (S03E03)

"literally no recourse."
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"So, he can go to court."
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"Of course, he's going to go to court,"
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"you four-eyed turd."
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"But in America, the legal system doesn't work very well,"
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"so it will take at least a year"
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"for the proceedings to even begin."
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"Do you understand that?"
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"Yes. I stay here for one year."
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"I pay no rent."
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"You have no recourse."
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"That's not always the case. I mean, sometimes court systems can move faster,"
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"- especially if you have money for... - I'm going to smoke in my room."
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"- Oh. Mother fuck. - Special occasion."
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"If we stack that same loop on top of the bit-level encoder"
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"that we took from Hendricks,"
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"and then we tethered it to the routine we were trying to use..."
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"That would be a huge jump in speed."
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"This is mega. This is what Hendricks did at Tech Crunch Disrupt."
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"I think we just cracked middle-out."
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"We should probably tell Gavin, right?"
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"Why? He fired us."
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"You know how much we could get paid"
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"if we took this somewhere else?"
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"Fuck off."
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"Okay, let me get this straight."
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"First you talked me into going business-facing,"
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"and now you want to eliminate the entire neural net from the platform?"
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"Jan, Director, Inside Sales. They call me "Jan the Man.""
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"Yes, we know, "Jan the Man.""
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"Listen, we have to do neural net for deep learning."
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"Look, once we get enough data flowing through the system,"
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"it will be able to recognize long-range patterns"
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"and actually learn."
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"It will be able to optimize our algorithm on its own,"
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"increasing our already superior speed and efficiency."
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"Right? Pretty cool, huh?"
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"But it won't be able to do that if we delete it."
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"- Do you get that? - But you just said it."
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"It requires a central repository of data, right?"
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"Businesses want to protect their data."
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"They're huge pussies when it comes to security."
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"Okay, well, we're not cutting machine learning. We're not."
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"If we cut that, we might as well cut peer-to-peer delivery,"
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"and all the efficiencies of the cloud."
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"Are those still in?"
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"No, those have to go also."
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"- What? - Keith, by the way."
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"I know your name, okay? I know everybody's name."
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"Look..."
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"we can't cut everything about this platform"
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"that makes it revolutionary just because that's"
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"a little harder for you guys to sell, all right?"
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"If we want to sell out, let's just sell all the way out."
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"Let's just take the algorithm, jam it into a metal fucking box,"
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"stick it in the back of a data center somewhere,"
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"so it can't connect to anything,"
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"and it just sits there and no one even knows it's there."
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"Doug, still shadowing Keith."
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"When you say "metal box," you're talking"
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"about a rack-mounted server-type appliance?"
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"No, no, no. I am using it as a rhetorical example"
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"of a bad idea."
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"That's fucking stupid."
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"Oh my God."
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"I just need to find Jack. One second."
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"- Where's Jack? - He had to go meet his vet."
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"His vet? In the middle of the day?"
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"Okay, well, what's the vet's address?"
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"Jack, excuse me. Do you mind telling me..."
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"Holy shit. What is that?"
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"- Oh, mother of God. - Richard, what are you doing here?"
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"What do you mean? It's 2:30. What are you doing here?"
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"My number one breeding mare went into heat."
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"Sorry, she's not much for schedules."
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"Oh God."
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"Thoroughbreds, Richard."
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"Natural cover only."
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"Now, you don't see that very often, do you?"
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"Nope. Uh..."
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"I had a meeting..."
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"I had a meeting with the sales guys"
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"and Jan the Man..."
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"You know what? Can we talk over here?"
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"This is just hard for me."
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"Look, Jack, you and I have a problem."
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"Okay, your salespeople are telling me"
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"to cut everything cool about the platform"
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"just because it's a little bit harder for them to sell."
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"But don't you think because they are such amazing salespeople"
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"that it would be okay for them to sell the harder stuff?"
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"No. It doesn't work that way."
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"The way you keep the best salespeople is,"
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"you need to give 'em something easy to sell."
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"Otherwise, they'd just go somewhere else."
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"Okay, well, Pied Piper could honestly be the global standard"
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"for file compression and storage."
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"Every mobile device on the face of the planet"
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"could be able to access their data"
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"as if they had a fiber optic cable plugged into it."
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"People in the desert, people in refugee camps,"
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"people who have nothing could suddenly have access to everything."
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"You know, everybody in this industry,"
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"they say they want to make this world a better place,"
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"but we could actually do it."
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"We could do it and make billions of dollars."
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"- Richard, listen... - No, you listen to me, Jack."
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"You promised me that you would never compromise the product."
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"So, do you feel like taking some action and backing me up on this,"
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"because me and my product"
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"feel pretty fucking compromised right now."
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"Richard, I don't think you understand what the product is."
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"The product isn't the platform,"
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"and the product isn't your algorithm, either."
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"And it's not even the software."
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"Do you know what Pied Piper's product is, Richard?"
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"Is..."
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"Is it me?"
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"Oh God! No!"
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"No. How could it possibly be you?"
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