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Clips from Porky's Revenge

"Every time you guys get a wild hair up your ass..."
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"I gotta go stick my neck out, you know?"
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"Not my pants!"
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"Come on. Come on, please? Not my pants."
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"- Not my pants! - Yes! Come on!"
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"I like a man who plays hard to get."
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"Will you stop it? Not my pants!"
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"Huh? Come on! Not my pants!"
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"Will you stop it? Please? Huh? Come on, will you get off of me?"
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"- I want to ride you, jungle beast. - Hey, come on. I..."
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"- Shit! - Please! I ripped my shorts."
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"- Shit! - Come on! Leave me alone!"
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"Aah! Shit!"
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"Cut it out!"
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"Well, what's going on?"
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"Well, Meat's doing pretty great up there."
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah, he's doing terrific."
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"Yeah, he's getting a lot of pictures."
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"Okay, boys. What the hell you doing here?"
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"This is private property."
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"What the fuck you all think you're doing?"
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"You was trespassin', boy."
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"According to the law, I could shoot..."
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"Great galloping gobs of goat shit!"
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"You're the little bastards that ruined my place."
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"Well, I'm glad to see you back, boys..."
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"'cause now I'm gonna ruin you for good."
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"Hey, wait a minute. Uh, look."
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"You really don't want to do this."
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"I don't, huh?"
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"Porky, do you really think we came all this way..."
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"down here to see you without... without a good reason?"
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"I mean, we knew we were risking our lives. At least give us a chance to talk to you."
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"You better talk fast, boy..."
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"'cause I've been wanting to find you kids for one hell of a longtime."
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"Look, uh, do you think we could go ashore and talk?"
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"This is kind of complicated business."
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"- Y-Yes. We'd like to talk business. - Business."
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"Business."
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"Kill the little fuckers!"
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"Do the words "state championship" mean anything to you?"
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"Yeah, it does."
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"All right."
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"Let's go into my bar. Maybe we can talk some business."
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"Get in there! Don't argue with me!"
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"Where are you? What are you doing, huh?"
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"Where's my pants? This ain't funny here."
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"Where's my pants?"
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"- What the hell are you doing? - Come here, big boy."
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"Now, what is this bullshit about the state championship, boy?"
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"Yeah, uh, state championship. That's..."
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"That's what we were talking about, wasn't it? Uh..."
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"Tommy, why don't you explain what we mean..."
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"when we say "state championship.""
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"Right."
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"Uh..."
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"Billy, I think you're probably better at this sort of thing."
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"Uh-huh. No, thank you, sir. I don't drink."
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"Hey, I don't do business with pussies. Drink up."
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"- Drink! You. - Uh..."
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"You were saying?"
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"This ain't funny, man. There's somebody downstairs."
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"We got to get dressed and get out of here."
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"Come on, big boy. Ride me! Yeah, come on. Ride me!"
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"Yes. Yes. Yes."
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"You're gonna throw the state championship? Bullshit!"
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"- Yes. Yes. - You have our word on it."
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"Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes! Yes!"
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"We told Porky we'd throw the game, right?"
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"So the coach is off the hook, and now it's our asses, right?"
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"I don't believe it. Four years of practice."
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"We finally get to the state championship, and we've got to lose."
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"Look, I mean, we at least got the coach out of trouble, right, guys?"
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"Yeah, and ourselves into it."
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"Hey, what's life all about?"
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"Living. It's definitely about living."
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"Yeah? Well, I ain't throwin' no game."
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"- Hey, that's it! - What?"
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"This is so simple."
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"All we have to do is win that game."
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"- Win? - Yeah. Sure. And then we're heroes."
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"And nobody fucks with heroes."
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"- He bought the funny farm. - Wait a second. I like his idea."
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"Look, if we hold a press conference..."
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"after we win the game..."
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"and announce that certain unscrupulous elements..."
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"wanted us to throw that game..."
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"nobody'll be able to touch us."
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"We'll be a shining example..."
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"of good, clean, American youth."
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"Us?"
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"We believe in Mom, apple pie and the American flag, right?"
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"Yeah. People eat that stuff up."
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"Including me. Especially the part about winning games."
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"- Well, Angel Beach Gators! - Yeah!"
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"You may notice the pericardium..."
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"which is that little sac around the heart."
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"Once you find it, be..."
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"Mr. Tupperello, you haven't made your dorsal incision."
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"- I don't feel so hot. - Make the incision."
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"I can't."
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"Here is your scalpel. Now cut."
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"Oh, God."
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"You expect me to believe..."
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"that the captain of a basketball team..."
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"would faint at the sight of a mere frog?"
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"It wasn't just a frog. It was a dead frog."
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"She wanted me to cut the thing open. She hates me."
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"Miss Webster is one of the finest..."
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"most dedicated teachers in this school."
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"She wants you to get the best education possible. If that's possible."
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"Even... now, get this, Tupperello..."
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"Even if it means giving up all extracurricular activities."
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"I'll do anything, as long as I can play basketball."
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"I was talking about basketball!"
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"I can't give up playing. We're going to the state championship."
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"Fail your biology exam..."
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"and the team will have to win without you."
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"Miss Webster's recommended that you not be allowed to play basketball..."
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